Post AcFtodKrUurEcf6Nvs by allpoints@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AcFpHO8YaJFq72EqOG by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-11-28T04:36:28Z
       
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       Just reminded of ~2000 when Zeus (at that point a high performance static web server company) gave away swag in the form of underwear with "God-like Performance" written on it
       
 (DIR) Post #AcFtodKrUurEcf6Nvs by allpoints@mstdn.social
       2023-11-28T05:27:06Z
       
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       @mjg59 I have a pair of boxers from a tech conference of that era with the words"Maximum Uptime" printed across the front.  Looking back on it I think most tech marketing teams back then we're probably staffed by 12-year-old boys
       
 (DIR) Post #AcG3GYH0oLe6cPgksq by armb@infosec.exchange
       2023-11-28T07:12:59Z
       
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       @mjg59 they were bought by Riverbed before I joined them, and the web server was then a test backend for the application delivery controller product, but I did see God-like Performance T-shirts.I think someone did tell me the underpants had existed, but I had blanked it from my memory.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcG4GnaFzGzS3bN78y by kinnison@fosstodon.org
       2023-11-28T07:24:06Z
       
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       @mjg59 sadly I no longer have much of my Zeus swag. Including my boxers 😢