Post AcAqjvHC5yftAFeIXA by stupidjim@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #Ac93TS41qgJj1D30Ay by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-11-24T22:13:52Z
       
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       Still waiting for my landlord to show me this year's Black Friday rent deals.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac93oHktN4h3801xiq by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
       2023-11-24T22:17:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Now that's a deal I'd he interested in I'd buy an ungodly amount of ball bearings and fill up my city's underground rail tunnels with them.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac94sQakYkK5e7pGm8 by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
       2023-11-24T22:29:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 5% percent off one day of rent, and, as a bonus, he allows the heat to be turned up 3 degrees above 60(Fahrenheit), but only in August.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac99wDHySc7nJjfU2a by Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
       2023-11-24T23:26:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You have to be careful picking the right landlord.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac9Bve3jdx0txkrfqi by jay_chi@mastodon.social
       2023-11-24T23:48:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts when the bank offers a discount on your landlord's monthly note payment, and the municipality offers a discount on taxes and fees, and the insurance company offers a better rate, THEN, start asking your landlord for a discount. Until then, maybe realize that your landlord has upstream long term financial commitments that you are unable or unwilling to take on.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac9HCwA45pECnbtFx2 by YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
       2023-11-25T00:47:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts *automated response*"For long term tenants, we like to throw in a leap second every couple of years for free with the payment of December and January rent. Happy Holidays."
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac9Hz9gh6cL8eN91Hs by mambear404@mastodon.social
       2023-11-25T00:56:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Do you understand why rent will go up?
       
 (DIR) Post #AcAqjvHC5yftAFeIXA by stupidjim@mastodon.social
       2023-11-25T19:00:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🕺