Post Ac37JSVSaC3QMZbpGC by 1dalm@deacon.social
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(DIR) Post #AbEQJ1J40fthDcXf5k by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-28T14:31:06Z
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Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:-pray to all 33 million Hindu gods each night in case one is actively listening.-think that every song could be improved by the addition of a fancy little flute.-don’t understand why we hire construction workers when beavers could do the same work for much less pay.-suspect that algebra is a hoax created by the mathematics industry to sell more calculators.
(DIR) Post #AbEQiPdig1fBvUJNoW by clueless_capybara@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T14:35:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I will never not have this as my core belief system
(DIR) Post #AbESTSL2YozPrQZQrQ by bjb@fosstodon.org
2023-10-28T14:55:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well the first two items were ok by me. I was not too comfortable with the third. When you dissed math though ... you went over the line.: -)
(DIR) Post #AbESV3rkWGygXXdS5Y by vidyarthi@mastodon.online
2023-10-28T14:55:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts why pray to only 10% of the Deities?
(DIR) Post #AbESVdSqAMRYwiG4GG by faraiwe@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T14:55:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts ah, a Jethro Tull fan
(DIR) Post #AbESoGCoreuQJUe58y by tinydoctor@mstdn.social
2023-10-28T14:59:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Speaking of algebra, I do have an aleph null, and some minor Cantorian infinities I can trade for a few spare Hindu deities.
(DIR) Post #AbESqeWnPEpMKJ87pQ by JizzelEtBass@kolektiva.social
2023-10-28T14:59:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts #MoarCowBell
(DIR) Post #AbEYL5Y00qCSaH1cae by SteveJB@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T16:01:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, I only pray to the Hindu gods as often as I pray to the rest of them, but I'm good with the rest, so I'll give you a follow and see where it takes me.
(DIR) Post #AbEap0oGOKUeUD1rLE by TNLNYC@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T16:28:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't know about flute but cowbells...
(DIR) Post #AbEctaVnnEY6HVhgMC by ZoraSaidSo@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T16:52:10Z
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@lowqualityfactsThose 2 of 4 mathematicians are so calculative 🕵️
(DIR) Post #AbEexrrlPceLAg91F2 by Silversong@brontosin.space
2023-10-28T17:15:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts As a fancy little flute player, I appreciate this post.
(DIR) Post #AbEmW4b9HSsoBSd94y by donutage@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T18:39:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts You would outsource good, American jobs to fucking BEAVERS? You've finally gone too far!
(DIR) Post #AbFCidAr9ShBhbysSG by suryakuppuswamy@infosec.exchange
2023-10-28T23:33:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Correction - It's 330 million (you're off by 90%) 😎
(DIR) Post #AbFDx2Ckz7rHLGImZs by wpieper@mstdn.social
2023-10-28T23:47:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts #endwhaleincarceration
(DIR) Post #Ac36emXNCh3YcB6k6K by mausmalone@mastodon.social
2023-11-22T01:21:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Jethro Tull can only be improved by the addition of a piccolo.
(DIR) Post #Ac36gPr2VbneqQ5NHE by independentpen@mas.to
2023-11-22T01:21:31Z
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@lowqualityfactsHow dare you suggest undercompensating beavers. #UnionizeBeavers@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Ac37IQj3iYu8YDTmZU by ids1024@fosstodon.org
2023-11-22T01:28:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Less pay? The beavers are unionized, and the beaver union is *ruthless*.
(DIR) Post #Ac37JSVSaC3QMZbpGC by 1dalm@deacon.social
2023-11-22T01:28:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I work in environmental engineering and a lot of times I get really weird jobs that amount to "this is urgent but we have no idea what contract to put this under so we'll send it to the environmental guys".One of the more unique projects I've had in my career was at a large reservoir with a drop "glory hole" spillway. The problem was that a family of beavers had figured out they could dam up the spill way and by doing so raised the entire lake level about 3 feet above the design level. Beavers are incredible engineers that cause all kinds of problems.#truestory
(DIR) Post #Ac386YyRKFvWbwZx2m by dan@weird.autos
2023-11-22T01:37:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I keep telling people Andre 3000 is not on Mastodon
(DIR) Post #Ac38WQbt2oxICUMaa8 by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-11-22T01:42:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Members of the notorious Al-Gebra movement carry items such as ruler, protractor, compass, slide-rule, and calculator. All weapons of math instruction. They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. using secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. (Original author unknown)
(DIR) Post #Ac39ogq7XezdhbIDbs by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2023-11-22T01:56:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts so close, but I don't pray to that one Hindu God. You know who I'm talking about. He's kind of a douche.
(DIR) Post #Ac3AVr0Fd983fwc5vE by ferrisffalcis@kolektiva.social
2023-11-22T02:04:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts is there like a biography of the guy who set out to count and catalogue all hindu gods. would make a banger documentary
(DIR) Post #Ac3BscQA71Hh449UO0 by lobokai@mastodon.social
2023-11-22T02:18:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I believe in all but the hoax, folks.
(DIR) Post #Ac3pZxXLNO3rDcAVge by mrnice@mastodon.world
2023-11-22T09:44:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts so you're telling me you love Jethro Tull?
(DIR) Post #Ac4KpRCAUChY7q7m4W by touchmanifesto@neovibe.app
2023-11-22T15:34:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts do you mean like a piccolo or like a little wooden pan flute like a forest nymph Either way yes