Post Ac1OiqLsNBcCSjtdz6 by MediaBaron@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AbDGFeRRN4iAjhFsbQ by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-28T01:03:40Z
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AbDGN1KUflhDkUWHiq by Tim_Eagon@dice.camp
2023-10-28T01:04:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts My parents have some explainin' to do!
(DIR) Post #AbDGdCRb7ILMqyYcXw by LuciaG@wandering.shop
2023-10-28T01:07:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m the oldest and my eyes are blue so this must be true. My oldest has hazel eyes but hazel isn’t green right?
(DIR) Post #AbDH1k5DhOn08JnEyO by JPK_elmediat@c.im
2023-10-28T01:12:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unless you are an only child. Built in birth control.
(DIR) Post #AbDHQJh8wn43WyFX1s by SilverTheHedgehog124@mstdn.ca
2023-10-28T01:16:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Its no use
(DIR) Post #AbDImJjLazKVxxKpW4 by Pete_JJ@me.dm
2023-10-28T01:32:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts does this then indicate I don’t 🙄 exist❓I’m FB (no… not face book - First Born!) with green 👀😍
(DIR) Post #AbDJPUC0dAvphxQ0HY by marcin_sawicki@social.abstractionleak.com
2023-10-28T01:39:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I knew they hid something from me
(DIR) Post #AbDOX0vNpgIt1Q3D6m by ultrasquid@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T02:36:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts can confirm, I do not have green eyes
(DIR) Post #AbDlqa1Hs5dIJd6wsa by Trajecient@mastodon.world
2023-10-28T06:57:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...Because firstborn children are never green with envy at other siblings.
(DIR) Post #AbEdMTjC5wRTdgkANs by ZoraSaidSo@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T16:57:23Z
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@lowqualityfactsAll of my older siblings have brown eyes, while my parents had blue and brown. Mine are green. Not only is this a fact, but now I'm wondering who my real dad was 🤔
(DIR) Post #Ac1Lh2P8I7YjOvrpT6 by PrinceOfDenmark@mas.to
2023-11-21T05:00:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts That’s me - embodying the impossible.
(DIR) Post #Ac1LvbK3GP2dkfR1Ps by LauraRuthless@zirk.us
2023-11-21T05:02:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about ghosts of firstborn children?
(DIR) Post #Ac1MOiiErlt94NdKDI by jaycee@toot.community
2023-11-21T05:08:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Metaphorically speaking, in my experience that’s not true! (I’m one of 7 siblings, I know my shit)! 😁
(DIR) Post #Ac1OiqLsNBcCSjtdz6 by MediaBaron@mastodon.social
2023-11-21T05:34:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also, soap tastes like Cilantro to them.
(DIR) Post #Ac1RIXV68ezcKVMJSi by CraigJE71@mastodon.social
2023-11-21T06:03:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts my mother was an only child and had green eyes. To the very best of my knowledge, she was the only pregnancy too. My father had brown eyes. Out of the six offspring: first two have brown, second two have green, third two have blue.
(DIR) Post #Ac1fdm7eMwIh7NPZnE by zeska@fosstodon.org
2023-11-21T08:43:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I HAVE AN OLDER SIBLING