Post Abk6aPI9SEPTvR3ySG by sudo200@layer8.space
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 (DIR) Post #Abk6Ucsa1VEoKSLUtU by usernameswift@pleromer.net
       2023-11-12T19:20:31.514724Z
       
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       Thanks for the offer, capitalism, but I don't want a $300 toothbrush with AI and Bluetooth connectivity
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk6UdjkpnlwzNDxmC by SehrLesbisch@chaos.social
       2023-11-12T21:09:29Z
       
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       @usernameswift the year is 2053. I am sitting at a table that used to be my fridge (mandatory update bricked it) and jailbreaking my toothbrush.if I'm lucky I can make the device think I paid the subscription long enough for the bristles to extend for half a minute.
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk6aNT4EfxAGi9fBw by MagicLike@mstdn.social
       2023-11-12T19:20:54Z
       
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       @usernameswift This just sounds so dystopian
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk6aOQcfFalFQ1E1I by usernameswift@pleromer.net
       2023-11-12T19:25:15.636086Z
       
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       It really isIt's an electric toothbrushI want a motor with a button to turn it on and offBut no apparently I need AI to help me brush and an app to tell me how my teeth work
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk6aPI9SEPTvR3ySG by sudo200@layer8.space
       2023-11-12T19:46:58Z
       
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       @usernameswift @MagicLike Don't forget the mandatory telemetry telling the tooth fairy that you have been naughty and didn't brush your teeth correctly...
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk6fp1RDUgbAtpN3I by usernameswift@pleromer.net
       2023-11-12T20:02:29.706324Z
       
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       It's probably worth a whole $50 in materials anyways
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk6fpsG36w9oiXYNk by meso@the.asbestos.cafe
       2023-11-12T21:22:00.608745Z
       
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       @usernameswift >$50 for plastic, tiny electric motor and a chip
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk79TCeu5lkBxDHii by usernameswift@pleromer.net
       2023-11-12T21:25:30.837494Z
       
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       I'll give it something because it has a decent battery and an AI processing chip
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk79cqL3vrC5cqbJo by meso@the.asbestos.cafe
       2023-11-12T21:27:21.343716Z
       
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       @usernameswift you think the toothbrush itself processes the AI? lol
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk7MYETW46VYRIge8 by usernameswift@pleromer.net
       2023-11-12T21:28:23.341494Z
       
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       Oh it doesIt doesn't need to be connected
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk7OnGObPEQkeGgRE by meso@the.asbestos.cafe
       2023-11-12T21:30:08.698125Z
       
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       @usernameswift i dont know what kind of gimped AI they're putting in something that small
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk7hfHaUzNXV9p9jU by usernameswift@pleromer.net
       2023-11-12T21:31:32.424890Z
       
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       My guess is something like thishttps://store.arduino.cc/collections/artificial-intelligence/products/nano-33-ble-sense-rev2
       
 (DIR) Post #Abk7hiNMzwmp5xYJf6 by meso@the.asbestos.cafe
       2023-11-12T21:33:31.645161Z
       
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       @usernameswift I bet they trained some neural net on user behavior and stored some predictions on the chip
       
 (DIR) Post #AbmHDv2yi737Z2MiCO by moffintosh@berserker.town
       2023-11-13T22:29:38Z
       
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       @usernameswift @MagicLike