Post AbjY7rDwPi6BVqSBAe by peribotsarah@babka.social
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 (DIR) Post #AbjXw7E75dfhfYw2Mq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-11-12T14:52:42Z
       
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       I gave up over 53 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Shakira.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjXyzTAO5TeTnLZXk by Kahte@toot.aquilenet.fr
       2023-11-12T14:53:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjY73M1pMrIqRqvpo by Ebly@mstdn.social
       2023-11-12T14:54:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts the hips don't lie... But the writing tips‽
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjY7rDwPi6BVqSBAe by peribotsarah@babka.social
       2023-11-12T14:54:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Who is Shakira?
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjZBBIaKeFib3m4gq by SCampbell@mstdn.social
       2023-11-12T15:06:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I gave up 150 million (Obama) Slacker!
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjZYZRwhnIy9zJ1ai by That_Damn_Frank@toot.pizza
       2023-11-12T15:10:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Prove it:  Do the 'She Wolf'  "Ah-Wooo...!"😆
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjZtlTpAjYzYKI4wq by NWengrov@tooot.im
       2023-11-12T15:14:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You do realize "shakira" means "liar" in Hebrew, right?
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjasEUqQ0yAv8bKWu by oscoder@mastodon.la
       2023-11-12T15:25:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Lero lo le lo le
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjbrTGG8cPiNRynS4 by dougiec3@libretooth.gr
       2023-11-12T15:36:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Cool.
       
 (DIR) Post #Abjd3NUBXK65tVjcIa by Crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-11-12T15:49:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Her Hips don’t lie,  her lips don’t lie However the quality of her factsMay be nigh
       
 (DIR) Post #Abjdk292l1na9tBa40 by kbsez@postchat.io
       2023-11-12T15:55:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts which raises the question how do we get the average #shitter user to come to #Mastodon?How can we make it easier for them?I think the biggest impedance is the confusion over the concept of instances. I’m a fairly tech savvy person and that gave a lot of pause when I first came over.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjeDOL1K4n7O4mqPY by wolfger@penguicon.social
       2023-11-12T16:03:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Prove it. Show us the hips.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjfGrz5efd89lketk by artisanrox@mstdn.social
       2023-11-12T16:14:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this can mean only one thing...Randy Marsh is really Lourde! :blobfox0_0:
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjhZDp8FRncKl3tz6 by KEKSMADAM@mastodon.social
       2023-11-12T16:40:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Lee loo leeloo leelooo
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjhmJAUoWPObOxIHI by enoch@universeodon.com
       2023-11-12T16:42:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😂 i knew it!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjiQyPus5g47GYhoe by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
       2023-11-12T16:50:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I KNEW IT
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjnzCAS6dlTEchYxc by paranormal@urusai.social
       2023-11-12T17:52:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts and I am Oda
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjpY6GzUosL8jpniS by cosmiclibrarian@universeodon.com
       2023-11-12T18:10:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Maybe work on the quality of your handwriting between sets or concerts? Just sayin'...
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjpmQRJJYlRjtUa5Q by CppGuy@infosec.exchange
       2023-11-12T18:12:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I was sure you were His Holiness Pope Francis.  So near, and yet so far away.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjrXdvZ5HAt8UiqnI by Merk_94@mastodon.social
       2023-11-12T18:32:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I thought you were Ryan Reynolds.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbjuhvHdi2RHitdoBM by AGT@mastodon.scot
       2023-11-12T19:07:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Ah, but 53 million followers on Twitter roughly equals 31,000 on Mastodon. The quality of Mastodon followers is a lot higher.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbknuoTNpxeJqOIGMy by webframp@hachyderm.io
       2023-11-13T05:26:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts yea same. Maybe. Not really. I could just be Ricky Martin
       
 (DIR) Post #AblWK0rZIul9UgQrtA by Rasta@mstdn.ca
       2023-11-13T13:43:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts George, is that you?
       
 (DIR) Post #AblYbfqsMTuVRwephA by wauz@mastodon.bayern
       2023-11-13T14:09:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsOh! I assumed, you were Shakisbear!@Rasta