Post AbdYvaGGaWrSR2Ud0K by Krolowa@geekdom.social
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(DIR) Post #AajY3Mj1NVHnaF7ad6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-13T17:01:48Z
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That makes sense.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AajZLl4dglz4GZZEHI by fidoly@mastodon.social
2023-10-13T17:16:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts …hardly even needs to be said…. Same reason tree marriages generally work out.
(DIR) Post #Aaja6vtnG8IBRxzMxs by Aviva_Gary@noc.social
2023-10-13T17:25:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I had no idea where this statement was going until the very end lol 😆
(DIR) Post #Aajd5A0S8YN6UEwy7E by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
2023-10-13T17:58:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's because everyone is dying around the dead spouse. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069732/
(DIR) Post #AajjfdzkiU4re3P19c by maxanene@mstdn.social
2023-10-13T19:12:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts depends how much they snore
(DIR) Post #AajlupinbEJMGZqKsC by dorzig@mastodon.social
2023-10-13T19:37:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now I can’t watch Snow White without thinking the witch might have been plotting to become a very successful divorce lawyer.
(DIR) Post #AajmxCB7B1kWRpmHxY by sergeant@qoto.org
2023-10-13T19:48:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I must have been in a coma when I married.
(DIR) Post #AakVG5iJpckTss84ki by afif@mastodon.social
2023-10-14T04:05:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts you will not be divorced 100% if you never marry
(DIR) Post #Aakr57trYqlSTEhoJs by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-14T08:09:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts just make sure you have a pre-nup, just in case
(DIR) Post #AbdUqc6jte58tfPYfY by potatosandwichjen@mstdn.social
2023-11-09T16:45:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts We just take turns. I'm sleeping now.
(DIR) Post #AbdV8Vne5WLqXt0z0y by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-09T16:48:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your chances of getting divorced are reduced to zero if you put your hands over your ears and loudly go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-I-can't-hear-you!" in a continuous loop for the rest of your life.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AbdV8pAg4742cow93I by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-09T16:49:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts (getting divorced might be the preferrable option, though)
(DIR) Post #AbdVCRpWmypzONlvpA by sendtherunners@mstdn.ca
2023-11-09T16:48:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Incredible news for those suffering from the debilitating effects of anuptaphobia.
(DIR) Post #AbdVFAIkPu27tejdh2 by Robert_R_Freitag_II@mastodon.social
2023-11-09T16:46:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Plus, you always can contest the divorce on the grounds that you never had the consent to contract a valid marriage in the first place.Bullet-proof.
(DIR) Post #AbdVTBxD4LkB4nLiuO by skydog@sfba.social
2023-11-09T16:50:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts PERFECT for the on-the-road standup. You could even marry a couple, or three......and be the coma-coma-coma comedian. You could come and go, come and go!
(DIR) Post #AbdWInNNh6T5uLCIKm by sarahbi@mastodon.world
2023-11-09T16:59:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts directions unclear. Please help!Pushed partner into oncoming bus and now they are in a coma. I don’t understand why I’m “under investigation” for “attempted murder” when I’m just doing my part to reduce the divorce rate!
(DIR) Post #AbdYvaGGaWrSR2Ud0K by Krolowa@geekdom.social
2023-11-09T17:27:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is financially irresponsible.
(DIR) Post #Abdi7HXutd6FS9Oxnc by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2023-11-09T19:16:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts meh, this is a high-quality fact I would say ;)