Post AbVQcFvfbZdeyZS7N2 by ionlytweetcrap@mstdn.party
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(DIR) Post #AbVGnwCbm905jBJ5Tk by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-05T17:25:35Z
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Here's some helpful Mastodon tips for the newcomers on here:1. The app automatically scans your thumbprint. Make sure to wear gloves if you don't want this data to be collected and sold to thumb enthusiasts.2. The platform has voice-activated capabilities. Try yelling "HUNGRY!" and the nearest Mastodon employee will bring you a snack.3. Tell us about yourself! Write either "pro-ghost" or "anti-ghost" in your bio to avoid simple misunderstandings.
(DIR) Post #AbVI4NLGjqRCUHlAdE by DJDarren@mendeddrum.org
2023-11-05T17:39:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Re: 1. Please don’t tell them about this. My thumb collection depends on the subterfuge.
(DIR) Post #AbVILz1rs7lYIL5600 by RxBrad@mastodon.rxbrad.com
2023-11-05T17:44:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I secretly enjoy knowing that thumb perverts are having their way with my prints.
(DIR) Post #AbVIjq2ivyFLNHrAAa by Aglaia89@norden.social
2023-11-05T17:54:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts HUNGRY! :ablobcathappypaws:
(DIR) Post #AbVIomgKrFkgOkk7Oa by sauceworks@triangletoot.party
2023-11-05T17:55:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts shit I feel bad for having neglected that for so long
(DIR) Post #AbVL71JvN2v8v55FLc by UkeBLCatboy@mastodon.social
2023-11-05T18:14:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts HUNGRY!!
(DIR) Post #AbVNHJVUo9LA82X3K4 by gimmieareason@mindly.social
2023-11-05T18:39:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hangry!
(DIR) Post #AbVQcFvfbZdeyZS7N2 by ionlytweetcrap@mstdn.party
2023-11-05T19:17:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pro-Ghost, 121%. MicroActiBlizzard will deliver, any day now, I'm sure of it! (121% because I always give 110% of 110%)
(DIR) Post #AbVRGUSX0Bodci0ZqS by oconnell@texasobserver.social
2023-11-05T19:19:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts forget ghosts are you pro or anti skub? https://pbfcomics.com/comics/skub/
(DIR) Post #AbVUpQNWSwvAxt0znU by Lokjo@mstdn.social
2023-11-05T20:06:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts We've been collectively yelling 'hungry' through the office but the only one responding is our boss telling us 'not again ffs'. :(
(DIR) Post #AbVWNums0rb34mshoe by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-11-05T20:25:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dibbs on "Anti-ghost" as the name of an early 90s industrial side project of another industrial band.
(DIR) Post #AbVb60dU1qjVm1lvU0 by dpnash@c.im
2023-11-05T21:21:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Perennial reminders:1. Contrary to popular belief, you don't need to be autistic, trans, or a catgirl to use Mastodon. All three simultaneously are fine as well.2. If you do not have a fursona but wish to, one will be issued with your signup.3. Cat pictures are *only* mandatory if you have cats. If your thing is dogs, iguanas, spiders, or fungi, cool pictures of *those* are mandatory.
(DIR) Post #AbVfcta5g8hvGb7cVE by nicolaottomano@mastodon.uno
2023-11-05T22:08:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm anti ghost. Definitely not ghost friendly!My pronouns are he/him/not ghost
(DIR) Post #AbVvRBMlKLGoDYKApU by bryanhansel@mstdn.social
2023-11-06T01:06:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts When you say ghost under three, is that Ghost, the movie; a supernatural ghost; or when two people go on a date and one ghosts the other? I really want to fit in, so I'm desperate for this knowledge.