Post AbN7bEbJbbasAn3GhU by Ukulele19@masto.ai
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(DIR) Post #AaQtIGfuMhjSQLDnGq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-04T17:00:22Z
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Humanity's final form.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AaQtNtvvpYv3d6P1CS by raichu@hachyderm.io
2023-10-04T17:01:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Already ahead of you there :blobfoxevil:
(DIR) Post #AaQtPB1JmtAUugWw40 by researchbuzz@researchbuzz.masto.host
2023-10-04T17:01:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are you telling me we're evolving for the end purpose of doing Arby's commercials
(DIR) Post #AaQtXI1Ndr5kwXQaUi by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-10-04T17:03:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Too late for me though.
(DIR) Post #AaQtuEqbbkzjlCKZlI by mrfrisky@lounge.town
2023-10-04T17:07:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts they will have to change the keyboard
(DIR) Post #AaQuPXABYnN3XiPbcW by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
2023-10-04T17:12:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts All roads lead to the crab.#carcinization
(DIR) Post #AaQuo4lgGo7CiSeWjQ by Gednet@mstdn.social
2023-10-04T17:17:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can't type with ovenmit. Maybe an old Apple mouse. Scientists are wrong.
(DIR) Post #AaQuwbhjhIHZBPsLWi by peterdrake@qoto.org
2023-10-04T17:18:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I give you the deepest of pulls.https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fa09a06f-4b21-4cb8-a09a-c3e51965e6b8
(DIR) Post #AaQvOYjQLMLo4UzfG4 by Softwaremerc@mastodon.coffee
2023-10-04T17:23:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Haha, this reminded me of one of those urban legends that circulates among children that I heard as a kid in the ‘60s - that we were eventually going to evolve to not have little fingers because “no one uses them”. 🤣
(DIR) Post #AaQvga4I73kDQgLbMW by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2023-10-04T17:27:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who knew?? 😲
(DIR) Post #AaRR6agtW9bpT7HoRc by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-10-04T23:19:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I worked for a serious market research firm. We worked hard and made the clients very happy... and then there were no pants Fridays.and random announcements that everyone had to *TYPE WITH THEIR ELBOWS* for the next 2 hours... and the taco lady would arrive at noon to make authentic Mexican food for everyone.When my hands became oven mitts,I won't be able to put pants on,I'll use my elbows to type,I'll be able to handle anything the taco lady can throw at me.🌮 🌯 🥘
(DIR) Post #AaRRFi5DP1mD0A0iIK by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-10-04T23:20:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I worked for a serious market research firm. We worked hard and made the clients very happy... and then there were no pants Fridays.and random announcements that everyone had to *TYPE WITH THEIR ELBOWS* for the next 2 hours... and the taco lady would arrive at noon to make authentic Mexican food for everyone.When my hands become oven mitts,I won't be able to put pants on,I'll use my elbows to type,I'll be able to handle anything the taco lady can throw at me.🌮 🌯 🥘
(DIR) Post #AaRRMiHz2FrhfRK2S0 by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-10-04T23:22:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I worked for a serious market research firm. We worked hard and made the clients very happy... and then there were no pants Fridays.and random announcements that everyone had to *TYPE WITH THEIR ELBOWS* for the next 2 hours.and the taco lady would arrive at noon to make authentic Mexican food for everyone.When my hands become oven mitts,I won't be able to put pants on,I'll use my elbows to type,I'll be able to handle anything the taco lady can throw at me.🌮 🌯 🥘
(DIR) Post #AaRcDiNiQBJEqMunPE by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-05T01:23:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts so our hands will not have- fire coming out of it- ability to move objects with our minds- no any other super hero power that I cannot think of nowOnly being able to take the roast turkey out of the oven…sighCan we still point the finger at people?
(DIR) Post #AbN7bEbJbbasAn3GhU by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-11-01T19:13:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts then I can eat piping hot pizza without burns
(DIR) Post #AbNB9ftGwveMWDZ5e4 by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-11-01T19:53:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts already there, my dude.
(DIR) Post #AbNC51VTFnWY49mIF6 by the1goit@ravenation.club
2023-11-01T20:04:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts and then a crab claw probs.
(DIR) Post #AbNktUN7bWJoVk6lIO by Phoenix_Borealis@dragon.style
2023-11-02T02:33:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mama's cooking habits make perfect sense in this context.