Post AbKyhNsVfUIxx1DWxk by m0nkeyh0use@twit.social
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(DIR) Post #AaNdDBAtCrAfAzNu8O by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-03T03:16:00Z
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I must be doing something wrong then.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AaNdfZj7W2JVQow5q4 by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-10-03T03:21:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who gave them permission to leave the counter after three months?
(DIR) Post #AaNe9U6H02RqfW1lKK by RiverSongFox@packmates.org
2023-10-03T03:26:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts someone advised me to store avocados in cold water, and it worked very well. They were still fresh on day 6, would have likely lasted longer ^^'
(DIR) Post #AaNeMxDa3FR4jyrt8y by demofox@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-10-03T03:29:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts equally factual: also unripe
(DIR) Post #AaNfFoM0i1zfAzy8xc by Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T03:38:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts yes, but dog months.
(DIR) Post #AaNgCv7tApNPGWY7HM by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T03:49:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Check your deed status.
(DIR) Post #AaNgvqOVc6T9cYkDL6 by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T03:57:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is actually a statistical technicality driven by Avocados Georg, who somehow keeps them ripe indefinitely
(DIR) Post #AaNlEWT8JsNj8s4N2e by katieonviolin@sfba.social
2023-10-03T04:45:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I call this “aspirational produce”
(DIR) Post #AaNlvrr8g79VvQxz0a by lauxmyth@mastodon.online
2023-10-03T04:53:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I seem to buy them from the store after they kept them two months, 29 days, and 16 hours.
(DIR) Post #AaNpaMENSrFfZppokS by SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange
2023-10-03T05:34:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Depends upon your definition of ripe.
(DIR) Post #AaNu28XMN3lh20DP8K by jonahtheprophet@toot.community
2023-10-03T06:24:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts This only applies to average avocados. Clearly, you've been buying outstanding avocados.
(DIR) Post #AaNxqRg7mH9AjrzmMa by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-03T07:07:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s Schrödinger's Avacado. You won’t know if it’s good or bad until you cut it open.
(DIR) Post #AaOjWf1LG1rI7wYFGq by hannah@dreamersreality.dev
2023-10-03T16:00:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've never seen an avocado on my kitchen counter so I think this study didn't take into account division by 0.
(DIR) Post #AaOyNrbGcIjbqccOg4 by ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T18:47:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Depends on both your definition of ripe…and your definition of avocado. It will definitely be ripe…it may or may not still be an avocado.
(DIR) Post #AaP1HeDxjcRgUKRgRc by herobrine7gamer@fosstodon.org
2023-10-03T19:20:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel your pain, bud. Mine only lasted for 2 months and 29 days, don't know why.
(DIR) Post #AbKwktv2nVmyHgx4oi by a@beige.party
2023-10-31T18:02:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts YOU MONSTER 🤣
(DIR) Post #AbKyUXkVemw6nhLtyq by jstritch@mas.to
2023-10-31T18:22:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Weren't you told *not* to play with the time machine?
(DIR) Post #AbKyhNsVfUIxx1DWxk by m0nkeyh0use@twit.social
2023-10-31T18:24:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Avocados:Day One: unripeDay Two: unripeDay Three: unripeDay Four, 8am: unripeDay Four, 8:37am: RIPE NOW!Day Four, 9:03am: nope, sorry. Gross now.