Post AbJEC2GNC0FUt0X6ie by VestigialLung@dice.camp
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 (DIR) Post #AaKqAw6cybg3nAlvt2 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-10-01T18:57:10Z
       
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       I hope he tipped well.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AaKqEehnc44az3vrl2 by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
       2023-10-01T18:57:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh, you want anchovies on THOSE pizzas! 🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #AaKsKhlpKXBk8SpQxc by gnutelephony@floss.social
       2023-10-01T19:21:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts the longest squirrel hunt was undertaken by Lewis and Clarke.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaKtOuGutMaA1KwDCK by Sempf@infosec.exchange
       2023-10-01T19:32:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That is among the most believable facts you have posted. Speaking as someone who ordered carryout in Seattle while I was in Columbus.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaKtsC63hMvrhXpBOi by jstritch@mas.to
       2023-10-01T19:38:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That distance is as the crow flies, so the pizza must have been delivered by a carrier pigeon.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaKv4zZ7hUPCYU5Mye by bonkers@nerdculture.de
       2023-10-01T19:52:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts hi, here's your pizza you ordered yesterday. Could I have a nap here while you eat?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaKzRdljJ0s7Qn2NH6 by skydog@sfba.social
       2023-10-01T20:41:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The delivery was longer than 30 minutes.  The pizza was therefore free.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaL6huwdueOV0vqmdU by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
       2023-10-01T22:02:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It would have been free, there's no way it was delivered in 30 minutes
       
 (DIR) Post #AbJEC2GNC0FUt0X6ie by VestigialLung@dice.camp
       2023-10-30T22:08:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts does 30 minutes, or it’s free still apply? Cool.