Post AbG35QL0EpLMATutM0 by foxhkron@cybre.club
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(DIR) Post #AbG35QL0EpLMATutM0 by foxhkron@cybre.club
2023-10-29T09:20:28.111Z
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French pals, please explain
(DIR) Post #AbG3NT7CeOC9zj4AhU by methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz
2023-10-29T09:17:53.461491Z
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@foxhkron this but carrying a lupara
(DIR) Post #AbG3Yo4h40tkBWIatE by CAETFOOD@plush.city
2023-10-29T09:24:25Z
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@foxhkron girl with brown leather baguette bag in different poses
(DIR) Post #AbG3dWebGH7ZbRLOOe by volpeon@is-a.wyvern.rip
2023-10-29T09:26:38.376Z
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@foxhkron@cybre.club Gotta ask a bread expert: @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be
(DIR) Post #AbG4lya1PsqeU8nPgu by dragfyre@mastodon.sandwich.net
2023-10-29T09:36:00Z
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@foxhkron what do you mean, doesn't everyone have a baguette bag? 🥖
(DIR) Post #AbG5HyBUQI5CWaZptw by kyrahabattoir@wxw.moe
2023-10-29T09:44:54Z
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@foxhkron Keeps baguette warm out of the oven methinks.
(DIR) Post #AbG5ZB6PeB0xVpPLcm by kyrahabattoir@wxw.moe
2023-10-29T09:45:41Z
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@foxhkron Granted, as a French person I have NEVER seen this.
(DIR) Post #AbG9vdZwqvtO1ABhdw by prettyhuman@piipitin.fi
2023-10-29T10:36:00Z
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@foxhkron For me the only obscene thing here is that it’s named ”baguette bag” and not the obvious ”bag-uette” :blobcatreeeeeee:
(DIR) Post #AbG9wkwKyBnf8aC3cW by Aedius@lavraievie.social
2023-10-29T10:30:14Z
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@foxhkron where can I buy this ?
(DIR) Post #AbG9x5LB7XYQPPyB7I by Clailou@framapiaf.org
2023-10-29T10:28:04Z
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@foxhkron unknown in my neighborhood, probably just another money-making scheme... bullshit :)
(DIR) Post #AbGA2PVtXuCsQDWOdU by ellenor2000@mastodon.top
2023-10-29T10:06:00Z
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@foxhkron Protect baguette from armpit before going into fields. ^L
(DIR) Post #AbGA8ZNbmAYWl8aAkq by eragon@pl.eragon.re
2023-10-29T10:37:53.768990Z
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@foxhkron I'm french, but less and less everyday it seems. I don't like baguette anyway, why tf would I buy a bag for them ?Give me REAL bread ! Like the german definition of bread.
(DIR) Post #AbGA9xCagsqIvs5aWO by blub@kitty.social
2023-10-29T10:09:14.693Z
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@foxhkron@cybre.club hot
(DIR) Post #AbGBQFNkxtw5u8e2pU by IIVQ@mapstodon.space
2023-10-29T10:52:36Z
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@dragfyre @foxhkron Only ppl in hotpants!
(DIR) Post #AbGFp9v6oGBO1KNats by resuna@ohai.social
2023-10-29T11:27:50Z
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@foxhkron Performance art, unless there's some law in France about the dimensions of a baguette so you would expect every loaf you buy to fit nice and snugly into a bag like that.
(DIR) Post #AbGOFj6hPJNAJTypZg by scudery@piaille.fr
2023-10-29T13:17:28Z
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@foxhkronI'm sorry, I don't know how to explain it.This is unforgivable.This baguette has not been cooked enough. It is not crispy enough.It's a national shame.In the name of my people, I ask you to forgive us.(regarding this weird bag, I don't know what the fuck it is)
(DIR) Post #AbGRU8ABLTsNwMAYWe by dragfyre@mastodon.sandwich.net
2023-10-29T11:06:11Z
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@IIVQ @foxhkron1. hotpants -> butts2. butts -> colons3. colons -> fibre4. fibre -> whole grains5. whole grains -> baguetteFULL CIRCLE
(DIR) Post #AbGTE411COocLpLjKC by IIVQ@mapstodon.space
2023-10-29T11:08:09Z
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@dragfyre @foxhkron baguettes are usually not whole grain, unless you ask for a "tradition"
(DIR) Post #AbGTE4jgWKXoaMFOwi by IIVQ@mapstodon.space
2023-10-29T13:55:29Z
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@dragfyre @foxhkron In actuality, this could come in handy if it's raining.
(DIR) Post #AbGTE5TPmJ7ksBdvE0 by IIVQ@mapstodon.space
2023-10-29T13:56:07Z
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@dragfyre @foxhkron (the hotpants, not the bag-uette)
(DIR) Post #AbGVADENC6YzgLt4oy by feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital
2023-10-29T14:35:03.596771Z
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Haven't you seen ANY movie? The baguette sticking out of the top of the paper grocery bag is the first victim in a spill. Bitches be guarding the gluten...
(DIR) Post #AbGY8fDJDLLxlIsKae by anarchosynthism@mastodon.social
2023-10-29T14:53:40Z
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@foxhkron I unironically love this and want one.
(DIR) Post #AbGbgKIgPTqyzF993Q by ken@shigusegubu.club
2023-10-29T15:48:05.789137Z
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@foxhkron phallus symbol
(DIR) Post #AbGg8WFDzjrtxLEB4S by ellie@ellieayla.net
2023-10-29T16:37:52Z
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@foxhkron Disregard baguette bag; I want those shorts.
(DIR) Post #AbMXh369giojszwyEi by Klara@fosstodon.org
2023-11-01T12:14:50Z
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@foxhkron Too short for most baguettes.Certainly not meant for fresh bread unless you dont want crispy crusts. Perfect for growing a mold collection though.