Post AbCy11EEZLY3tEx1Ky by richardknott@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AbCufgsUjmXMpVv9s0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-27T21:01:50Z
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I hate parking tickets.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AbCungEF2F3L8Iu0zQ by NovemberMan@mastodon.social
2023-10-27T21:03:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts ššš»š
(DIR) Post #AbCur5Ael0YdMHqdCC by arc0@mastodon.social
2023-10-27T21:03:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Double-parked, no less.
(DIR) Post #AbCuwoLaDjEUuygs0u by Muddobbers@infosec.exchange
2023-10-27T21:05:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not gonna lie, it was pretty impressive how he got it up there without even scraping a bumper
(DIR) Post #AbCv8WolDhws1hvQHo by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-10-27T21:07:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Honorable mention: the kids that parked a VW Bug on top of the MIT building as their senior prank!
(DIR) Post #AbCvNwetQW5sVwf2dE by ids1024@fosstodon.org
2023-10-27T21:09:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts When you tell your self driving car to park as close to the statue as possible, it takes you very literally.
(DIR) Post #AbCvaXcloZS6dWfsFk by filobus@sociale.network
2023-10-27T21:12:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts soon some entity will come to fine EM for a Tesla parked on Saturn's rings
(DIR) Post #AbCvwK2eziJAslAc2C by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2023-10-27T21:15:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts also The Pope reclassified Sea Monkeys as primates just to keep things simple.
(DIR) Post #AbCw07rqCVsgHXvIw4 by Twinkler@masto.ai
2023-10-27T21:16:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article280568959.html
(DIR) Post #AbCwRkpbRSvQwf3Cls by nevyn@mastodon.nz
2023-10-27T21:21:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts This fact is of particular low quality! I demand my money back!
(DIR) Post #AbCwo3dMDPstdAxSC0 by lauriekay9@mastodon.social
2023-10-27T21:25:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think he should have been given his own Olympic category, and a gold medal.
(DIR) Post #AbCxqcZtMgcoXd7i2y by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-27T21:37:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts [in thick accent] COME ON, Officer! Iām still lookinā fer da frickinā parkinā meetah.
(DIR) Post #AbCy11EEZLY3tEx1Ky by richardknott@mastodon.social
2023-10-27T21:39:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts actually reminds me back in the 80s the bookshop Foyles in Londin had a actual Mini in their engineering books section, on the 3rd floor as I recall
(DIR) Post #AbCy28UF4KLsgryHMu by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-27T21:39:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts [in thick accent] COME ON, Offisah! Iām still lookinā fer da frickinā parkinā meetah.
(DIR) Post #AbCyYRRK8bAIjr0jPE by smilingheretic@mas.to
2023-10-27T21:45:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gosh, if a Honda Civic could get up there to park, just imagine where a Hummer could go!
(DIR) Post #AbD1mzwQxQ7Df1C9AW by roo_44@mas.to
2023-10-27T22:21:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not sure whatās worse - this post or me laughing at it.
(DIR) Post #AbD3aKQBhaxnK0CMme by Trajecient@mastodon.world
2023-10-27T22:41:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah, but there was also an NFT made of it, so with that he only had to pay a total of...$44,000.
(DIR) Post #AbE4JMQtGUoHkUxaj2 by TallVenti@mastodon.world
2023-10-28T10:24:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, weāve all done this, right?Give someone a uniform and they think they own the place.
(DIR) Post #AbFEaURXvd3iDS28Dg by Edjo@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T23:54:30Z
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Followed closely by the UBC engineers parking a VW Beetle under the Golden Gate Bridge https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Beetle-Overboard-VW-hung-off-GG-Bridge-in-prank-2955618.php@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AbIvwKVtlvG5gG9kR6 by aurochs@todon.eu
2023-10-30T18:44:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts His name was Carrero Blanco.
(DIR) Post #Ac1E1qAw9cOnvCdTzU by LauraRuthless@zirk.us
2023-11-21T03:34:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts And he managed to take up 3 parking spaces.
(DIR) Post #Ac1F5SsApo7QlK9SAC by MysliZakuteWSlowa@kolektiva.social
2023-11-21T03:46:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts you don't have to like it, but it's true
(DIR) Post #Ac1FOHyZZZeGT77Xeq by skydog@sfba.social
2023-11-21T03:49:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Failing Arson 101, he thought he had successfully torched his car.
(DIR) Post #Ac1FvXZib2yIP9LoC8 by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2023-11-21T03:55:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts He re-created the ending of the arcade game Smashing Drive, that takes dedication.
(DIR) Post #Ac1KoMxeA0t9EHwWcC by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-11-21T04:49:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did not include helicopter lift down.
(DIR) Post #Ac1PPPKihfjp7MeU4G by MediaBaron@mastodon.social
2023-11-21T05:41:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only because it was in a handicapped space.
(DIR) Post #Ac1gICs4KyS7f2P248 by LoganFive@beige.party
2023-11-21T08:51:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was trying to parallel park.