Post Ab8VkmefPYzWhywfHk by bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
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 (DIR) Post #Aa856yN9a32Tv9ahqi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-25T15:13:17Z
       
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       Thanks to the generosity of internet friends and strangers, Fishy is well on his way to meeting his one billion dollar goal! I asked him what he wants to do with his first $100, and he said "meow", which I interpreted as "Please purchase me a battle axe so I can lay waste to my enemies".https://gofund.me/4d58b387
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa864YbOWTLBN2fEu0 by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
       2023-09-25T15:24:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Ooohhh - so that's what "meow" means. I've been completely misinterpreting my cat all those years...
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa8G5ki7zJ4Ukw1RTs by markusl@fosstodon.org
       2023-09-25T17:16:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's fantastic.  If seven more people will just donate $0, you'll reach your goal of $1,000,000,000, and Fishy will be safe.Won't someone think of the kitties?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8VkmefPYzWhywfHk by bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-10-25T18:03:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Tell Fishy I'm in. Once he achieves his aims, I would ask him to look kindly on nice people 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8WCjnRdGjNx3Ne4G by jaycee@toot.community
       2023-10-25T18:08:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8WqBEbYIEULJtMLw by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-10-25T18:15:49Z
       
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       @bytebro Fishy said he will consider it but no promises human.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8Z8vdlxEsbOBjQGm by markhburton@mstdn.social
       2023-10-25T18:41:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Sadly my cat filters let that one through. I don't mind cats, except that there are too many and a they are serious threat to birds. I reserve greater contempt for dogs (also filtered).I can just do without them and their waste of bandwidth on my timeline.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8oLwRxkqV8ycs3cG by bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-10-25T21:32:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Mate, I've been owned by a few cats over my lifetime. I've always been really nice to them[1] and found the exact right bickies/pouches/tins of stuff that said cat was craving.  I am after all nothing but a humble servant.  Tell Fishy that I'm probably one of the good humans 🙂 1. Apart from that one time when I had to get my baby tom -cat neutered, but you probably don't need to mention that to Fishy.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbAe5YzIbnkyLow29Q by ScootrGrrl@mastodon.social
       2023-10-26T18:46:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts long live Fishy!