Post Ab3aFZfPB9OJQiQcb2 by Meowthias@mastodon.world
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(DIR) Post #Ab3LScbU4ZNwzSMF5U by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-23T00:31:23Z
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I only drink coffee once a month but I roast the beans dozens of times.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Ab3LSgMk5JyCetUWfI by Clarity@c.im
2023-10-23T05:40:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts 10 grams of caffeine and you're dead
(DIR) Post #Ab3MxwzIR2NB8pzxVA by Clarity@c.im
2023-10-23T05:41:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts 100 cups +/-
(DIR) Post #Ab3NgjO5qXetzcwxYe by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-10-23T06:39:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m really confused. Are people ACTUALLY roasting their own coffee beans? That’s FUCKEN crazy. I’m such a loser. I buy my beans already roasted. Thanks for posting and connecting me with the real G’s for the real Beans, bro.
(DIR) Post #Ab3PxUKHIX2O6zHdiq by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-10-23T01:22:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts No no no… you *roost* the beans
(DIR) Post #Ab3T1IGyLyjVkYFANU by ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
2023-10-23T01:56:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts It will certainly make it more flavorful and memorable.Whether you appreciate the flavor or the memory will depend on your tolerance for charcoal and the softness of your toilet paper.
(DIR) Post #Ab3XBCR7J7pGMRy39s by mdwalters@furry.engineer
2023-10-23T00:34:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts how do the beans feel after you roasted them?
(DIR) Post #Ab3aFZfPB9OJQiQcb2 by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-10-23T00:49:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts You can also force coffee beans to release more caffeine by yelling at them.
(DIR) Post #Ab3cMbsPYqvwDczilM by jmcrookston@mastodon.social
2023-10-23T00:32:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts the anger of people goes up each time you roast them so this makes sense
(DIR) Post #Ab3dqfFRgrMHJifCUq by davidnewman@mastodon.social
2023-10-23T00:36:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Starbucks seems to think so
(DIR) Post #Ab3kX2QOVgG75MNCro by jtgd@emacs.ch
2023-10-23T10:55:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Untrue. The more you roast coffee beans the less caffeine they have.
(DIR) Post #Ab714KYWIkjVcBx0ds by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-25T00:45:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts it’s how Starbucks profits off people…
(DIR) Post #AbsQgw9QIAfjM3eQZk by Rfm@weird.autos
2023-11-16T21:43:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Smoking the beans is almost as effective as mainlining them.