Post Ab06fdT1EHZtabVTtY by Sibshops@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #Ab04Mhl0r2KHU7liaW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-21T16:19:20Z
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Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:1. List every politician you have ever voted for in your bio. This helps other users decide if they hate you.2. Always use the hashtag #notcursed. Otherwise, we will assume you may bring great misfortune upon us all.3. Never close the app. It is programmed to contact your local police station and report you for treason if you do.4. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.
(DIR) Post #Ab04i4S1ftQjww4lRw by cjammet@mastodon.online
2023-10-21T16:23:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts and your friends will look at your like you're crazy, but you're just ahead of your time, i swear!
(DIR) Post #Ab04rloTpBUl2cCgO8 by LeftOfKarlMarx@mastodon.social
2023-10-21T16:24:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ha! Who has five friends? Or any? Might as well ask some dragons to join too.
(DIR) Post #Ab05gozvkAF3geu19E by housepanther@masto.goblackcat.net
2023-10-21T16:34:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😹😹😹😹😹
(DIR) Post #Ab05oAifNjNb5AKfY0 by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-10-21T16:35:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: Thank You For This Informative Heartwarming Message To All Of The Mastodon Fediverse.I always appreciate your levity, you always lift my spirits, I thank you for gracing us with your talented presence. Yes Mastodon is a laid back place because of people like you! Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News"Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:1. List every politician you have ever voted for in your bio. This helps other users decide if they hate you.2. Always use the hashtag #notcursed. Otherwise, we will assume you may bring great misfortune upon us all.3. Never close the app. It is programmed to contact your local police station and report you for treason if you do.4. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme."#LowQualityFacts
(DIR) Post #Ab05vVTqaisXUxtl7Q by BillMcGuire@universeodon.com
2023-10-21T16:36:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Almost hilarious....
(DIR) Post #Ab066voD2jqcL8s19U by shac@ioc.exchange
2023-10-21T16:38:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts How do we get mastodon invite codes to give out?
(DIR) Post #Ab06fdT1EHZtabVTtY by Sibshops@mastodon.online
2023-10-21T16:45:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I told one and he said, "What's Mastodon?"
(DIR) Post #Ab07W2dIuNIuhMJ4V6 by OceanPinesGuy@lor.sh
2023-10-21T16:54:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m too old to remember every politician I voted for. Let’s say that if I lean anymore to the left, I’d tip over.
(DIR) Post #Ab07zWdASLMQ8IIm4u by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-10-21T17:00:03Z
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@lowqualityfactsAd 1) ...decide _why_ ...#notcursed Ad 3) Bonk!Ad 4) 4.95 will do!
(DIR) Post #Ab09RZb57Y0rOZGRRQ by Tkoobaan@mstdn.ca
2023-10-21T17:16:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thanks for the chuckle 😂😂🤣🤣Needed that 😅
(DIR) Post #Ab09Un9hASwWJXzOWO by AutisticAdam@autistics.life
2023-10-21T17:16:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts My favourite toot of the day by a country mile, cheers. 🤣👍
(DIR) Post #Ab0COQ946cqj4gLeF6 by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
2023-10-21T17:49:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Good advice. #cursed
(DIR) Post #Ab0CjMgGBMeQPVrUBs by DigitalCanvas@mastodon.social
2023-10-21T17:53:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Got it!
(DIR) Post #Ab0FFLVKI7FBwA7oJs by kami_kadse@don.linxx.net
2023-10-21T18:21:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts every answer forgot the hashtat. every. single. one.#notcursed
(DIR) Post #Ab0FyPRMVIDdAxl62q by chirpbirb@meow.social
2023-10-21T18:29:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts #feditips
(DIR) Post #Ab0Isz2fWYvxiYJSwy by Okanogen@mastodon.social
2023-10-21T19:02:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Whenever you boost a post an angel gets its wings.
(DIR) Post #Ab0Ksjfwr8vDy3hAJc by TNLNYC@mastodon.social
2023-10-21T19:24:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Aha... fooled you... you assume I have 5 friends!
(DIR) Post #Ab0QKamxzRsQHj52vY by fakeplastictree@fosstodon.org
2023-10-21T20:25:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn #notcursed
(DIR) Post #Ab0VMlcvAJFAFSEouu by dreamhollow4219@mastodon.social
2023-10-21T21:21:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts The joke is upon you, fact sharer.I am indeed #cursed
(DIR) Post #Ab0WZZMIBnlDuy81ui by wpieper@mstdn.social
2023-10-21T21:35:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts we’ve moved way past opposing whale incarceration, i see.
(DIR) Post #Ab0pyHUjdrVysnZghs by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-22T01:12:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts do I get a gag order and violate it and instead of being sent to prison, they give me a fine?
(DIR) Post #Ab0rfvYQg2MhX1g7pg by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-10-22T01:31:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts 5. It's haunted
(DIR) Post #Ab14nHvlBCSkMUQoMK by raiaren@universeodon.com
2023-10-22T03:58:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣
(DIR) Post #Ab1qpOzYh08mdnHXea by Emily@mastodon.de
2023-10-22T12:57:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts i just reached the legal age for voting #notcursed
(DIR) Post #AbprnVt6S24nDSUwVc by f13rf3k@mastodon.social
2023-11-15T16:03:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I might or might not want to bring big misfortune upon you all, don't presume my motives #cursed
(DIR) Post #AbpsBNaqwOrsRRLGXQ by toybox@nrw.social
2023-11-15T16:07:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts They may be low quality, but facts are facts. #NotCursed
(DIR) Post #Abpt8BQHpknzmURJGC by BigMcLargeHuge@mstdn.social
2023-11-15T16:18:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts If the word Republican appears in your profile, in a positive light, delete your account, then drive off a cliff.
(DIR) Post #AbptVDTsLgAWp96L6u by Daedalus@arasaka.vip
2023-11-15T16:21:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Even I hate me for the politicians I voted for
(DIR) Post #AbpwCvtbI53Ww16hoO by smithjonathan@c.im
2023-11-15T16:52:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Good advice, as always. Though I'd replace "if" in 1 with "how much"...
(DIR) Post #Abpyl8JbozbPCuhy2i by ArstenWest@nafo.uk
2023-11-15T17:21:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts #yescursedhttps://youtu.be/wYf3P-4ppe4?si=3E5OPTo-_go_8yyf
(DIR) Post #Abqn5JdES5UvnwhhrM by mydogwrotethis@universeodon.com
2023-11-16T02:45:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I did ALL of these things and I still only have 571 followers. Is it my breath?