Post AazfaKHiQL2Lt0SniK by dany_57987@me.dm
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 (DIR) Post #AaynesSxsvZHX1Rkcy by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-10-21T01:36:04Z
       
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       PLEASE check your kids' Halloween candy. Just found an Okta admin access token in a Snickers bar.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aayo5o3WOHV5fiO0p6 by Viss@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T01:40:45Z
       
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       @mjg59 dead
       
 (DIR) Post #AayongTRwOPutnR7rs by darkling@mstdn.social
       2023-10-21T01:47:42Z
       
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       @mjg59 That's fine. It's when you get an IRC URL that connects to something with a mailing list subscription address in the /topic that you have to worry.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aayq41zzmNOYFF1CPw by UnderpantsGnome@ruby.social
       2023-10-21T02:02:45Z
       
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       @mjg59 @wendynather I laughed way too hard at this
       
 (DIR) Post #Aaysn6WM0tV3D0m37Y by aburka@hachyderm.io
       2023-10-21T02:33:12Z
       
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       @mjg59 typically they are in the cookies
       
 (DIR) Post #Aayumm9RwjMzwV220O by ksaj@infosec.exchange
       2023-10-21T02:55:45Z
       
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       @mjg59 In this day and age, I prefer not to dog whistle our kids as potential targets.
       
 (DIR) Post #AayzULBxwRQ4t6En8y by gwync@mastodon.coffee
       2023-10-21T03:47:57Z
       
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       @mjg59 my kid got a snickers with  09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 printed in the side.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aaz1Jk0NXwqeZDtJjM by V_S@infosec.exchange
       2023-10-21T04:08:40Z
       
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       @mjg59 Found launch codes in mine.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aaz47LcofHmTLDeUQC by continuity0@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T04:40:23Z
       
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       @mjg59 @bynkii  At least it's not the LastPass data archives that I found in one of my kids' candy last year. That stuff smelled awful.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aaz4egRGIjiJRx8wsq by horqua@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T04:46:38Z
       
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       @mjg59 I’m giving out sprigs of broccoli this year. Or maybe toothbrushes.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aaz7fzCaKDDNnMahnM by dave_cochran@infosec.exchange
       2023-10-21T05:20:18Z
       
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       @mjg59 @hacks4pancakes via a non-mastodonian friend: "oh no, my Twix pair is both the private and public keys in an RSA exchange!"
       
 (DIR) Post #Aaz859Xn0j6L6sVfQe by RodneyPetersonTalent@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T05:25:04Z
       
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       @mjg59 I remember the one year I looked in the bag and there was Marcellus Wallace’s soul. I remember it came from this weird house - Gump or Gimp, something like that on the address.And they were like weird and kept saying “Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.”Then they chortled endlessly and one of them fired up an electric hand saw.
       
 (DIR) Post #AazK6YEvsPA5RU7fmq by meriksson@swecyb.com
       2023-10-21T07:39:25Z
       
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       @mjg59 They are all over the place.
       
 (DIR) Post #AazTlNYpNwI1mXyIoi by bogdanmarius_ursan@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T09:27:38Z
       
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       @mjg59
       
 (DIR) Post #AazYLh0GyUtkK9NcKu by ryan@dmv.community
       2023-10-21T10:18:53Z
       
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       @mjg59 my kid brought home what they THOUGHT was a bag of candy, turned out to be a 50 node kubernetes cluster.
       
 (DIR) Post #AazbIfJJ72Ww4DWzwm by pepper1700@hachyderm.io
       2023-10-21T10:52:20Z
       
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       @mjg59 What about tracking cookies?
       
 (DIR) Post #Aazcla4JmQwmA6s7hA by bp4151@infosec.exchange
       2023-10-21T11:08:28Z
       
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       @mjg59 nearly all Halloween candy has trace amounts of T-Mobile data according to security researchers, CISA, and the FDA.
       
 (DIR) Post #AazdNbTezUhrXFr8vg by apgarcia@fosstodon.org
       2023-10-21T11:15:24Z
       
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       @mjg59 damn, i found a microsoft signing key...
       
 (DIR) Post #AazfaKHiQL2Lt0SniK by dany_57987@me.dm
       2023-10-21T11:39:37Z
       
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       @mjg59 Now, what can I write to add to this brilliant thread? Maybe the fact that my dad (rip) found his drivers licence in the bottom of a corn-flakes box? But that was long before web 2.0. Even before the Web at all.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aazsu4bjieoqSbZghs by verbrecher@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T14:08:09Z
       
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       @mjg59 , 😀😀✔️
       
 (DIR) Post #AaztvOYz6tNWayTvU0 by AG100pct@infosec.exchange
       2023-10-21T14:20:28Z
       
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       @mjg59 Made me  laugh !
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab01oE7yJKFnpswJBQ by freundTech@chaos.social
       2023-10-21T15:48:40Z
       
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       @mjg59 As long as they're not handing out Windows keys to kids...
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0I98GssU2n1M6Ats by taylor_atx@hachyderm.io
       2023-10-21T18:52:03Z
       
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       @mjg59 damn, I was hoping for someone's yubikey
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0RuEgvj0EG88oi1Y by forens1cgrl@infosec.exchange
       2023-10-21T20:41:09Z
       
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       @mjg59 😂🤣😂
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0YzUkS9X0t3Zv4Xg by adx@hachyderm.io
       2023-10-21T21:59:52Z
       
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       @mjg59 You may have given Okta a 2024 business plan.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab121EHBGQrHDePHeq by 0xdaeda1a@infosec.exchange
       2023-10-22T03:26:30Z
       
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       @mjg59 I died lolololol.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab1vSk48fqAL6vRFdQ by notnorm@fosstodon.org
       2023-10-22T13:46:58Z
       
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       @mjg59 hahahahahahah. amazing
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab3Rrf9ILUpLqhUpLU by root@sms.cybik.moe
       2023-10-23T01:55:34Z
       
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       @mjg59 oh for gods' sake
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab4pwc004o2BaN09Xk by djisin415@sfba.social
       2023-10-23T23:29:11Z
       
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       @mjg59 Just found a bitcoin trying to disguise itself as a chocolate coin.