Post AawwWdZHtzgMHTd6jA by Pad53@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AawgaFWddU3jbb5hnk by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-20T01:08:38Z
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I never knew this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AawgpBMNPC411vPaMq by jbzfn@mastodon.social
2023-10-20T01:11:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts wrong, each potato already has a 5G chip inside.
(DIR) Post #AawgplyvFMHsbtisRk by Onemeatball@mstdn.party
2023-10-20T01:11:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts They say you can live on a bushel of potatoes and a quart of milk a week. That's what they were doing in Ireland before the Great Potato Famine.
(DIR) Post #Aawh0nJmcNnhwNjgHo by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2023-10-20T01:13:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts checks out …but that is for Pringles not standard no tubular chips
(DIR) Post #Aawh9VWY94s5MLrV9k by libroraptor@mastodon.nz
2023-10-20T01:15:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you're making transparent potato chips, this fact becomes high-quality.
(DIR) Post #AawhVaBHVmIKApRLZQ by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-10-20T01:19:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: What they fail to reveal is that this can only be performed by the Wee Folk of Ireland 🇮🇪, the “fairies”, “little people” or the “wee folk." Only the little people possess the magic to transform potatoes into potato chips. Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesfreepress News
(DIR) Post #AawheuGEDzgn3YCSWm by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-10-20T01:20:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts But, it takes a village to raise it.
(DIR) Post #Aawitm8umziGB1Quoa by Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-20T01:34:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's a big chip. Like a Dorito, but the size of a pterodactyl named Spud.
(DIR) Post #Aawjzalw4srwbS1RIW by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-10-20T01:46:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Two potatoes hold a knife while the third throws itself at the blade, the shaving is then friedTo select who does what they do "one potato, two potato ..." with the loser getting the knife
(DIR) Post #Aawm8EKf4tbpWOVmYy by chris@abraham.su
2023-10-20T02:10:53Z
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@lowqualityfactsTotally worth it.
(DIR) Post #Aawo2L0fXPocP0TiaW by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-10-20T02:32:16Z
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@lowqualityfactsFalse. It takes three POUNDS of potatoes.
(DIR) Post #AawwWdZHtzgMHTd6jA by Pad53@mastodon.social
2023-10-20T04:07:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's why they call it a chip off the old block.
(DIR) Post #Aax2B6vEgREKfu0xBA by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-10-20T05:10:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts It takes three chips to make one chipotle.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AaxDJu1T6zSSlnKBY8 by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-10-20T07:15:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts "One potato, two potato, three potato, four" was originally a work song in potato chip factories.
(DIR) Post #AaxYPFqlU2x8x3iAG8 by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-20T11:11:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts only needs one potato head
(DIR) Post #AaxlIUya95jPF1Tbcm by pixchips@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-20T13:36:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yep- it’s where Asimov got idea for tri-sex in “The Gods Themselves”.
(DIR) Post #AbmNZ6czRpF5HthBCq by Andres@mastodon.hardcoredevs.com
2023-11-13T23:40:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts It takes 3 trees to make an A4 sheet of paper.
(DIR) Post #AbmNZNF9fhHGotfsum by jinxhart@mastodon.social
2023-11-13T23:40:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts #SaveThePotatoes
(DIR) Post #AbmNnYPUwypzVWH3ZY by ChickenPwny@infosec.exchange
2023-11-13T23:43:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts dang
(DIR) Post #AbmODXKvZ5PRhrWebw by AlliFlowers@talkedabout.social
2023-11-13T23:47:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you’ve ever tried making potato chips, you know this to be true.
(DIR) Post #AbmPBkDYnmbF21mytk by eaterofsnacks@tilde.zone
2023-11-13T23:58:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Makes sense -- lots of eyes but very few hands.
(DIR) Post #AbmRE8UrhgSKos9RmS by Decentralize@dt.gl
2023-11-14T00:19:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts that is why potato’s are a distinct species.
(DIR) Post #AbmVoserxC9kECbiMa by jstritch@mas.to
2023-11-14T01:13:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts You might want to update your spell checker. It looks like you're running the same version Dan Quayle was using in 1992.https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/june-15-1992-dan-quayle-misspells-potato-48017343
(DIR) Post #AbmXhLJxhb1YiRMTnk by krystman@mastodon.social
2023-11-14T01:34:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts It also takes two and a half corn cobs to make a singe pop corn kernel. That is why they explode. They are so densly packed
(DIR) Post #AboEUIxHg2j2nik9mC by cvwillegen@mastodon.nl
2023-11-14T21:08:19Z
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@lowqualityfactsDid you know that if you take 2 random potatoes, you can cut the same chip, from peel to peel, from those 2 potatoes?