Post AarVM2a4tcHu7OvFlA by EmpyClaw@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AarTzLe5kQRidFPoUi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-17T12:54:03Z
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Nature is crazy.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AarU6Yb1zob6pCQBHc by Lyle@cville.online
2023-10-17T12:55:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts we should learn from this. There are so many lobsters in this world
(DIR) Post #AarUAqkSRuBsHSsSuG by javierlazarosanz@kolektiva.social
2023-10-17T12:56:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah. "Needs". That's what they all say. Damn octopi.
(DIR) Post #AarVM2a4tcHu7OvFlA by EmpyClaw@mastodon.social
2023-10-17T13:09:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts But consider… octopus has seven arms occupied and a lobster appears on the scene who is just hankering for a strangling. Bam! Free arm is locked and loaded! But wait!A second lobster appears. Another smug mofo who is well deserving of a strangling. But the octopus didn’t think to keep TWO tentacles open. Checkmate, octopus. Checkmate.
(DIR) Post #AarWNlAUhsREeCL6v2 by mudasobwa@mastodon.social
2023-10-17T13:20:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts An octopus should actually have been called sexopus because his two rear tentacles are spare.
(DIR) Post #AaralfEynSkr1u5jO4 by inkican@mastodon.social
2023-10-17T14:09:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts also known as the 'tentative-acle.'
(DIR) Post #AardCmyeL9BMkeVzoe by smilingheretic@mas.to
2023-10-17T14:37:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Those lobsters can be awfully mean... and grabby!
(DIR) Post #AardDJi8dYaCH02mA4 by lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social
2023-10-17T14:37:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Say it ain't so!
(DIR) Post #AarkklHdqJz91WXqZU by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-10-17T16:01:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Because all lobsters belong to a single mother called "Fia", and the octopuses (octopi?) must constantly fight against lobsters lead by the Ma Fia.
(DIR) Post #AarlHb26yVJmmwwC24 by glasspusher@beige.party
2023-10-17T16:07:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts octopuses have 8 arms. A squid has 8 arms and two tentacles/replyguy
(DIR) Post #AarxljmkCL0G4Pt9EW by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2023-10-17T18:27:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts thankfully they have 9 tentacles, if they had 10 they would have invented fire and overtaken humanity as a species.
(DIR) Post #AassrppuJAH1xhPrSS by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-18T05:07:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts they’re nature’s predators
(DIR) Post #Abie46HQtjLTcLibdA by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-11-12T04:26:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know that's a euphemism, but it's a little above my pay grade!
(DIR) Post #AbieAiCeoX8kyGda6q by ArrestJK@mastodon.nz
2023-11-12T04:27:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought it was so it can always have one free to pick it's nose? Also fun fact Octopus forget they don't have noses
(DIR) Post #AbieGV3Wbm99vu7rDU by faraiwe@mastodon.social
2023-11-12T04:28:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, who doesn't
(DIR) Post #Abiee5OJgFTNHl66bI by ishe@cupoftea.social
2023-11-12T04:33:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now, would that be a rock lobster?? He's all "turn down for what?" and the octopus is like, "it's too loud, dude..."
(DIR) Post #Abig0JB5CdhyMv4Gy8 by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-11-12T04:48:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts It happens. 🐙🦞
(DIR) Post #AbihW8tB5kL7gBR7nk by JizzelEtBass@kolektiva.social
2023-11-12T05:05:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's the secret 9th tentacle of the Octopus
(DIR) Post #Ablf4ksnKpyvAxnzai by 2dayInhistory@mstdn.social
2023-11-13T15:22:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can see this one being found out to be true, I've seen an octopus punch a lobster.