Post AaqWZu0TTeW2NNU07k by gikiski@social.lol
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(DIR) Post #AZvS4gPZMKJUbs3O88 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T12:59:21Z
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That's reasonable.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZvS7aXxcVyjI1MdCS by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-09-19T12:59:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's far worse than turbulence...
(DIR) Post #AZvSQjiHlOX3DmK8ae by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T13:03:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Farts are just as dangerous too. But FAA recognizes that, if flights were to make an emergency landing every single time someone aboard farts, there would be no flight whatsoever, so they just look the other way and hope for the best.
(DIR) Post #AZvSVq2PfyOUHiAfpo by matt@oslo.town
2023-09-19T13:04:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Since Sept 11, 2001 all airplanes were required by law to have nitrogen detectors alongside the standard smoke detectors in toilets in order to alert cabin crew of anyone trying to secretly burp in flight. #Facts #DidYouKnow #LowQualityFacts #BurpAlarm #AirTravel 🛫
(DIR) Post #AZvTPLFVKqRp0llDTE by LyleDAL@universeodon.com
2023-09-19T13:10:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about farts? Farts are just butt burps, after all.
(DIR) Post #AZvVrLFh7KAx2OKR96 by legalquilts@mstdn.party
2023-09-19T13:41:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry about that folks. Hope no one missed their connecting flight. Shouldn't have had that pop before takeoff.
(DIR) Post #AZvY2whiPaskHp61VQ by hannah@dreamersreality.dev
2023-09-19T14:06:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts but how do the airplanes detect the burp?
(DIR) Post #AZvZtUhxKaxUlBpUsy by Ypsilenna@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T14:26:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's called turburplence
(DIR) Post #AZvbdApZfLoaO4jqca by skyportradio@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T14:46:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can confirm, had some burping drunks on board a flight from Miami via Tampa, Atlanta, Cincinnati, Toronto, Montreal, St John's Newfoundland, Nuuk, Reykjavik, Tórshavn, Orkney, Edinburgh, Liverpool, Luton before finally arriving at London Heathrow
(DIR) Post #AZvlH3x3YsYEDqKkFc by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-09-19T16:34:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Q: What did one burp say to the other burp?A: Let's be little stinkers and go out the other end.
(DIR) Post #AaqWZu0TTeW2NNU07k by gikiski@social.lol
2023-10-17T01:48:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts peanuts extracted from little bags suppress burps.
(DIR) Post #AaqWvjjyKLq2uIAwNs by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-10-17T01:52:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts So that's why my plane keeps landing at random airports !Note to self: lay off the fizzy drinks before a flight
(DIR) Post #AaqalscMrlrPMPAqvY by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-10-17T02:35:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: The airplane passenger burps cause internal turbulence within the airplane's fuselage. Which causes the airplane to drift off course, burping passengers have been known to down airplanes in good weather. Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News
(DIR) Post #AaqtzDtcxmliFQK65I by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-10-17T06:10:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Airplane personal is allowed to use the emergency eject button if the onboard-meal served is chili with bean salad.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AarnCVxmb3lNWccLPk by jomo1337@techhub.social
2023-10-17T16:29:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts only true if that passenger is Chuck Norris