Post AapMITwfvT3bvSnhEO by daswarkeinhuhn@6a02.digital
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(DIR) Post #AapMDc68BhB5lKtz2e by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-16T12:17:31Z
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That makes sense.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AapMITwfvT3bvSnhEO by daswarkeinhuhn@6a02.digital
2023-10-16T12:18:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts works the same way in karaoke
(DIR) Post #AapMf46KBGdCQo5Adk by duponin@udongein.xyz
2023-10-16T12:22:25.700583Z
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@lowqualityfacts black belts are inherited since the karate creation, it’s the japanese Highlanders
(DIR) Post #AapNIlPZ5VIy390mno by smilingheretic@mas.to
2023-10-16T12:29:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, they gotta go sometime, eh?
(DIR) Post #AapP4pzfSCsw7ENyU4 by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-16T12:49:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts just kick like ralph macchio...and remember when the cops show up, don't say nothing without a lawyer!
(DIR) Post #AapPrQ5UYpDnxWH9jU by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-10-16T12:56:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts The easy part is the fight to the death. The hard part is taking over the Dojo's lease at the strip mall in Albuquerque.
(DIR) Post #AapQAcMf8i29XNSfi4 by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-10-16T13:01:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is why there aren't many sensei's... hmm ... how did the first sensei qualify 🤔And why is there more than one ?This is going to keep me up nights now
(DIR) Post #AapVANk60H3LxV843c by SynAck@corteximplant.com
2023-10-16T13:57:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts can confirm. 🥋
(DIR) Post #AapWKfybAHmPMONvv6 by phrees@mastodon.social
2023-10-16T14:10:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts They're putting out an APB for 7th generation lineage masters.
(DIR) Post #AapZy5kJaUeIRJBs0m by tleekeene@mastodon.social
2023-10-16T14:50:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Or, turn your adjustable belt around from brown side to BLACK.
(DIR) Post #AbhXeizjXezDHBzqqm by ChickenPwny@infosec.exchange
2023-11-11T15:40:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts pass I'll stay where I am at
(DIR) Post #AbhYLaTj54ijJdSoz2 by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-11-11T15:47:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's one of the reasons I don't have a black belt. I don't have the business sense to take over the dojo.(The other reason is that I've never actually studied a martial art.)
(DIR) Post #AbhYR81FnwLOmwmwMa by jwhevans@mstdn.social
2023-11-11T15:48:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts 9th degree black belts are stone cold killers man!
(DIR) Post #AbhaaVR2JXGLvTRn4i by Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
2023-11-11T16:12:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keanu Reaves had to fight to the death 4 different masters in his training for The Matrix. The Kung Fu guy nearly got him, which was why he mentioned knowing Kung Fu in the 1st movie.
(DIR) Post #AbhcrSgRzr9aDwrzsW by nekoewen@mastodon.social
2023-11-11T16:38:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts There’s a loophole where you can get the belt by defeating a sensei who is a teacher, doctor, or novelist. Ryūnosuke Akutagawa won a black belt from Natsume Sōseki that way.
(DIR) Post #AbhiHYc14pBJuX3h0S by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-11-11T17:39:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts can't they just ink the belt?
(DIR) Post #AbhiWOr3dXrRzbAhBA by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
2023-11-11T17:41:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can confirm that. That is exactly my excuse to remain a first kyu and always escape the first dan exam.
(DIR) Post #Abht2ZvkzYOD9TLtmy by edwardnewton@zirk.us
2023-11-11T19:39:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is why there is only one black belt at a time.