Post AahhtLDktCYtpyPIDw by BernardSheppard@mastodon.au
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(DIR) Post #Aahg9xJYpH8ehvuuuW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-12T19:23:05Z
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Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:-want to say y'all but do not because you are not a southerner and it would feel inauthentic.-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.-think that cops should give you a chance to get out of a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.
(DIR) Post #AahgDnkOL414C4Ihm4 by greene@wandering.shop
2023-10-12T19:23:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts As a southerner, I give you permission to say y’all. It is for everyone. Everyone, I say.
(DIR) Post #AahgJFWEVnWZm2HAdE by ProblemModern@social.vivaldi.net
2023-10-12T19:24:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts All of the above?
(DIR) Post #AahgKZPK3IifkLfoFE by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-10-12T19:25:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts None of the above but I'll boost it anyway.Find your tribe, baby!
(DIR) Post #AahgQWJ2UnwlriZVBI by justpeachy@mastodon.online
2023-10-12T19:26:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts my 5th cousin thrice removed was murdered by jimmy fallon
(DIR) Post #AahgTxdHLxhJUAgAng by PrinceOfDenmark@mas.to
2023-10-12T19:26:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do we need to repeat that #hashtags increase attractiveness and can also be used as crankcase oil filters?
(DIR) Post #AahgdHILcOON4dKcQC by MHowell@kolektiva.social
2023-10-12T19:28:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.#Dadjokes #joke #jokes
(DIR) Post #Aahgk4VhY8DzRxojBY by ids1024@fosstodon.org
2023-10-12T19:29:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts The cops will give you a chance to best them in a riddle contest. If you loose, they eat you. If you win, you get a ring of power. Then they eat you.
(DIR) Post #AahglKmkWcCwDQORaS by gimulnautti@mastodon.green
2023-10-12T19:30:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts sorry, don’t agree wirh any of these but still boost 😎
(DIR) Post #Aahgo22oexHuxcC8Jc by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
2023-10-12T19:30:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts All of those, or any one of them?
(DIR) Post #AahhRq5eWa01T6VFNg by Aviva_Gary@noc.social
2023-10-12T19:37:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am person type number 3... hi 👋
(DIR) Post #Aahhk8SuwcPbfe6q5A by ChristineSaysHi@mastodon.au
2023-10-12T19:40:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nobe of the above but I laughed so am boosting #MadeMeLaugh
(DIR) Post #AahhnCtOwOUWGnxfk0 by tjradcliffe@mastodon.scot
2023-10-12T19:41:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts"think that cops should give you a chance to get out of a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh."A friend of my former MIL got pulled over for speeding by the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) on Hwy 401 near Toronto. Terribly upset, she tearfully told cop she'd buy a ticket to the policeman's ball if he let her off. Cop said, "Ma'am, the OPP don't have balls." Paused. Turned bright red. Walked back to his car and drove away.
(DIR) Post #Aahho8wb6fViJVu2m8 by PyroNeurosis@mastodon.social
2023-10-12T19:41:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have the urge to address everyone as 'youse guys' but I'm not a prohibition mobster....
(DIR) Post #AahhsJkUsOiyyzEXNA by WmShakesp3are@mastodon.social
2023-10-12T19:42:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know…if I thought you weren’t my friend, I just don’t think I could bear it.🤣
(DIR) Post #AahhtLDktCYtpyPIDw by BernardSheppard@mastodon.au
2023-10-12T19:42:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Any or all?
(DIR) Post #Aahi2PO8lQndMvaWR6 by erazmus@mastodon.social
2023-10-12T19:44:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts quicksand? It’s the lava you have to worry about.
(DIR) Post #AahiCNVGcxhmPzfwLQ by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-10-12T19:46:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts We are all in peril of dying in a Jimmy Fallon related accident. Yesterday he was making toast while i bathed. He's a psycho! I hope he stays in CA where is toaster can't fall into my bath.
(DIR) Post #AahimOFXKWvp9qUPLM by AlgoCompSynth@ravenation.club
2023-10-12T19:52:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually I do say "y'all" rather than my native "youse" because I think "y'all" sounds better.
(DIR) Post #Aahiq2pqtEGXtvDbKC by jtc@c.im
2023-10-12T19:53:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts y'all crazy
(DIR) Post #Aahj5617LIeK72fGuu by ScifiPaul@mstdn.ca
2023-10-12T19:56:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts LOL....🤣
(DIR) Post #Aahkn3SuI73ytVBijo by everbern@weirdo.network
2023-10-12T20:15:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I poke the ground in front of me with a stick to make sure it's not Jimmy Fallon. Also, the walls, ceiling, and air in front of me.
(DIR) Post #AahrRjA7HWmnWVAzg0 by ehproque@paquita.masto.host
2023-10-12T21:29:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts do we need to check all of them or is just some ok?
(DIR) Post #Aahue8no4sZcNlLsqe by tkk13909@fosstodon.org
2023-10-12T22:05:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts As someone who's from the #PacifcNorthwest, you have my permission to say y'all. Everyone 'round here says it!
(DIR) Post #Aahvz4bsxYK9PpJy9g by Burn_this_@beige.party
2023-10-12T22:20:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I once saw a psychic who told me I was going to die fat and alone. Does that count?(She's not wrong, btw)
(DIR) Post #AahwnuWCEwdWswtvtY by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-12T22:29:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts just pretend english is not your first language y’all so you don’t get the sociology context
(DIR) Post #Aahx1RoHm0cpu0oj4a by Rana@mastodon.nl
2023-10-12T22:32:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I say y'all I'm european 😎
(DIR) Post #Aai4mZPC3F1AkSUtP6 by JayElbey@ioc.exchange
2023-10-12T23:59:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Quicksand is not nearly as prevalent as I was led to believe as a child!
(DIR) Post #AaiKWMyvuTVAGFXYIq by deedeeque@techhub.social
2023-10-13T02:55:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Stick thing isn't for finding quick sand, it's for finding landmines and underground coal-seam fires.Best way to detect quick sand is by tossing an anvil to the ground before each step.
(DIR) Post #AaiNG2pnLizZ0KAnbM by Jeanpaul@glasgow.social
2023-10-13T03:26:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts only the 3rd one. Sorry!
(DIR) Post #AaiOHBFJf12LKuDRmS by jhavok@mastodon.social
2023-10-13T03:37:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have gotten out of a ticket by making a cop laugh. Georgia, 90 in a 65 on a motorcycle, he saw my plate and license were from WA, asked me what I was doing in Georgia, I said "I went out for a ride and I haven't gotten home yet."
(DIR) Post #AaiYndikKKRsSP68nY by ionlytweetcrap@mstdn.party
2023-10-13T05:35:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I poke the ground in front of me not for fear of quicksand, but simply because I hate it.
(DIR) Post #Aakaa9GCr3c0RiMa36 by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2023-10-14T05:04:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dang, I totally say y'all. Three out of four - so close...
(DIR) Post #Abc6yKbSGnRWrkxvLU by Skoobie@mstdn.social
2023-11-09T00:14:36Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe last 2 make a whole lot of sense if this is actually just a #ttrpg campaign. Roll for persuasion and perception.Regarding "Y'all", as a lifelong West Virginian (never lived anywhere else, even for college), I feel qualified to say this. Y'all are fine. It's a natural contraction of "you" and "all" and it's weird that there isn't a grammaticality correct form of 5th person. I, You, He/She/It, We, Y'all, They. This isn't rocket science. It's linguistics.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Abc7roo9fdacTJMdjU by noondlyt@mastodon.social
2023-11-09T00:49:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts the last one spoke to me
(DIR) Post #Abc8XpKo6QxYGefU9Y by tek@freeradical.zone
2023-11-09T01:05:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I claim "y'all" as my birthright.I've personally made a copy laugh his way out of giving me a speeding ticket.
(DIR) Post #AbcCBCsGofEsQmn0ka by StanWonn@mstdn.social
2023-11-09T01:45:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts To hell with not being “allowed” to say “y’all.” I’m not a Southerner but I went to college in Texas and was stationed in the South when I was in the military. “Y’all” is not only efficient but friendly. Why wouldn’t I use it?
(DIR) Post #AbcF8KREXLxasrSjwG by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-11-09T02:19:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have a haircutter who claims to be psychic. I stopped going to her when she told me "the spirits" (or whatever) told her that everything will turn out OK for me. She's obviously the world's worst paychic.
(DIR) Post #AbdLWoXh3VeI5EVF44 by robert42@mastodon.social
2023-11-09T15:04:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts All are welcome to "y'all".