Post Aag3sOkS6ApbAAji2S by elisshadoe@c.im
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(DIR) Post #AZhcqQXMGdRl44f4LY by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-12T20:54:01Z
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I wonder what makes it so great.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZhd2JKOtbziBJGcyG by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-09-12T20:56:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts No Hitler.
(DIR) Post #AZhd8xH7HqAdoQtp3I by caseyjonesed@awscommunity.social
2023-09-12T20:57:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts that’s the year they rename the planet ‘Jerry Garcia. 😎
(DIR) Post #AZhdHHVTwwGAsPaa5A by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-09-12T20:58:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts 5034 is when they invent the lotus eater machines so you can just plug in and have endorphins injected into your prefrontal cortex until the heat death of the universe. Why do you think the time travelers never come back?
(DIR) Post #AZhdJ189o5m2fLVTii by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-09-12T20:59:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Meeting all the other time travelers.
(DIR) Post #AZhdJsx1hgxLaSiLrs by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2023-09-12T20:59:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't know what bothers me more, that somebody keeps taping notes to my time machine demanding I not kill Hitler, or that the notes are in my handwriting!
(DIR) Post #AZhdK7B0oUShhtMibw by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-12T20:59:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's because it is the last year before the end of the universe. Yep, the scientists got it all wrong.
(DIR) Post #AZhe7a8DwpabhOeIZU by Gummibaerchen70@mastodon.social
2023-09-12T21:08:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Time travel exists, we travel forward in time at the speed of one second per second.
(DIR) Post #AZheKFRACWAlHSY0Zs by Nickiquote@mstdn.social
2023-09-12T21:10:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unlimited refills. Of everything.
(DIR) Post #AZhfxs5OXThgObp5we by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-09-12T21:28:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts "lets do that one again" is the slogan of the times, and then they do...so there never is any later years.
(DIR) Post #AZhi1qJDHv07x1JA00 by boxofsnoo@mastodon.online
2023-09-12T21:52:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts that’s when they finally have enough available charging stations for time machines
(DIR) Post #AZhijEni6TkMMaGV04 by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
2023-09-12T22:00:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the time machine was invented at every moment in history at the same time.
(DIR) Post #AZi0JkxNixLljsmuyO by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-09-13T01:17:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts “We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams.”― H.G. Wells
(DIR) Post #AZiY4crCx8LQiTrCHA by UltrasonicMadness@mastodon.scot
2023-09-13T07:35:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is this when #PrettyBitchMusic comes out?
(DIR) Post #AZj740hAKp2wkrbNBI by 455@mstdn.ca
2023-09-13T14:07:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social, I dunno, 88 BG was pretty exciting.
(DIR) Post #Aag2URbJk07r6eTfRw by backupbear@aus.social
2023-10-12T00:24:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry, we have to sign a non-disclosure agreement when we get there and aren't allowed to talk about it.
(DIR) Post #Aag2h1ngyfUEquGZ1s by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2023-10-12T00:26:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts 51st Century home of the Time Police and humans who shag anything that is sentient
(DIR) Post #Aag2qJMf2o75vs36rg by baruch@babka.social
2023-10-12T00:28:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts What makes it so great is that all the cool time travelers are there.
(DIR) Post #Aag3JEhZSXCzrwcct6 by Extra_Special_Carbon@mastodon.world
2023-10-12T00:33:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts An ecstasy asteroid hits in late 5033. The cloud was there for 10 years, but all the new babies killed the buzz.
(DIR) Post #Aag3sOkS6ApbAAji2S by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-12T00:39:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts cos the whole of humanity has been wipe out?
(DIR) Post #Aag4cy6EzkfI7m8NJg by mrfrisky@lounge.town
2023-10-12T00:47:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts free beer!
(DIR) Post #AaiNWRmQMzZz0NPy2i by Jeanpaul@glasgow.social
2023-10-13T03:29:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts boo hoo ! I wanna!
(DIR) Post #AaqW5GjSvxYdshv6Su by zendao42@universeodon.com
2023-10-17T01:42:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd love the chance to find out