Post AadK8snV9y90miAIuu by KayVay@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AZfvB3ftsDGD6BiyY4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-12T01:10:04Z
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I have singlehandedly rescued thousands of ants.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZfvJcVIGRHrR3qVEm by grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org
2023-09-12T01:11:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts don't let @futurebird know
(DIR) Post #AZfvafQYeCY9QSl96W by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-12T01:14:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Technically that's true, but what you did not realize is that once you're gone they feed the ants to an anteater that they keep on staff just for this. If someone investigates, they put a funny nose and glasses on the anteater, and they pretend that the ant tripped and broke its neck.
(DIR) Post #AZfxj6SaDy0DUVrCjY by AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social
2023-09-12T01:38:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts you're never going to believe this . . . but Matt Damon also narrated a documentary about this . . .
(DIR) Post #AZg1JOX2oIatpNwN6m by sethlombardy@saturation.social
2023-09-12T02:18:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts ant farm companies need to get onboard
(DIR) Post #AZg1L1219gmvWPCWGm by sethlombardy@saturation.social
2023-09-12T02:19:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts ant farm companies need to get onboard
(DIR) Post #AZg1hQ70aT6Fg7DcOG by cturnbow@mastodon.world
2023-09-12T02:23:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which shelter? I have an aardvark that needs a home...
(DIR) Post #AZg4rWr8fS4RLwJ8FM by thinkMoult@mastodon.social
2023-09-12T02:58:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel as though we need a revival of monty python-esque British skits based on Low Quality Facts.
(DIR) Post #AZgGuVmWJlkaL5KtP6 by MHowell@kolektiva.social
2023-09-12T05:13:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have trained my Emotional Support Ants to bite people who try to "rescue" them
(DIR) Post #AZgMlS7TACno6GCM7M by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-09-12T06:19:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ants are the best. You should reward yourself with a biscuit or other sugary treat.
(DIR) Post #AadFIBINFqtuzTDhbM by michaelcoyote@mastodon.social
2023-10-10T16:03:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts yeah but for some reason they always end up being put in the cage next to the anteater.
(DIR) Post #AadFwFoVsIYgaTMRYu by rayhindle@noc.social
2023-10-10T16:10:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is that Ants or Aunts?
(DIR) Post #AadG2CAYL0qb1OVF0S by capla@mstdn.jp
2023-10-10T16:11:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, do you only take in ants? 🥺What about the others?
(DIR) Post #AadIKosZLzomCP6FBw by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-10-10T16:37:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts@futurebird Is this true?!
(DIR) Post #AadK8snV9y90miAIuu by KayVay@mastodon.social
2023-10-10T16:57:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, then it’s too late for the ants in my ant trap in the PANTRY 😠Just don’t tell peta or they’ll make me hold funerals for each and every one of them.