Post AaVWRWcvf3BpPHvkvI by cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AaVTybMSmPZfmgJESu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T22:10:16Z
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I've had a few more people accuse me of being an AI, so here's your semi-annual reminder that I am indeed a living breathing person.Last weekend I went to a wedding with my girlfriend, who is also not an AI. You can tell that I am indeed human because AI does not know how to wear a suit. It will someday, but the technology is simply not there yet.
(DIR) Post #AaVU4RzIXljURxGMFs by iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2023-10-06T22:11:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts AI as in Actual Individual? Just guessing 🙂
(DIR) Post #AaVU52DNqsOGo487Cy by melissagreen@chaosfem.tw
2023-10-06T22:11:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I dunno, those fingers are pretty unconvincing... always check the hands!
(DIR) Post #AaVUB8EWO9txD3ZMSe by deadbeefmonster@infosec.exchange
2023-10-06T22:12:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts cute couple, allegedly IRL *checks the pixels*
(DIR) Post #AaVUBvw9aiuzMZMOm0 by garbados@herd.bovid.space
2023-10-06T22:12:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts i feel like this post is probably a series of true statements because the hands in that picture aren’t nightmarish but because you are low quality facts i cannot shake that i nevertheless suspect this is a ruse
(DIR) Post #AaVUHWxvLbW1eXrDCy by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-10-06T22:13:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your hands also have the right number of fingers.And so do you.Probably not AI
(DIR) Post #AaVUIplevWpkFxk3pw by gi124@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:13:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts that isn't low quality. I feel duped
(DIR) Post #AaVUJUWrNSMCfw8Jxg by Lichtenbergian@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-06T22:13:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nice try, but we notice you didn't show a lot of fingers in this shot.
(DIR) Post #AaVUMwsuPN9JUI5x2W by DoesntExist@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:14:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hands look good. Checks out.
(DIR) Post #AaVUNVG8bVvs6BDyy0 by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:14:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm sorry, you breathe?In this economy?Clearly you're some sort of disgusting, extortionating capitalist.I shall be considering unfollowing you in my yearly review.Which will happen in a year.I am just not sure which hear...
(DIR) Post #AaVUXCQtSIdibZsYfg by roller@twit.social
2023-10-06T22:16:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think you may be hallucinating.....
(DIR) Post #AaVUij0Mh3GAoLxy5Y by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:18:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Non-AI girlfriend has excellent taste in dresses
(DIR) Post #AaVV1ZwYbjoUD4Avx2 by Mutedog@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:22:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts looks like you had a good time, which is something else AI is currently incapable of.
(DIR) Post #AaVV272NZ74uqg9Y6i by Cbab@mastodon.world
2023-10-06T22:22:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts - You also appear to have the correct number of fingers.
(DIR) Post #AaVV3gcYkgefUypJT6 by drive@fosstodon.org
2023-10-06T22:22:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts very cute couple.
(DIR) Post #AaVV7KPbGaZdmEV9e4 by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-10-06T22:23:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do t believe you because their is no cat in that picture.
(DIR) Post #AaVVIZjCf5OqSs29T6 by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-10-06T22:24:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can tell you ain't an AI. The hands give it away.
(DIR) Post #AaVWJLIVtobnx9TnDE by anarchic_teapot@lingo.lol
2023-10-06T22:36:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts *counts the fingers, just in case*
(DIR) Post #AaVWRWcvf3BpPHvkvI by cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:37:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts You are a very cute not-AI couple! Also please tell your girlfriend that her dress is great.
(DIR) Post #AaVWqjIlfolnxNWDzs by RuthCL@mast.lat
2023-10-06T22:42:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts qué bueno que lo demostraste👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤗
(DIR) Post #AaVWwGvy3avliHUsDY by JonathanCMull@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:43:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🍻
(DIR) Post #AaVX864qFSZ5W4HoJc by LizEllisPhD@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:45:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts ~closely inspects hands to check photo isn’t AI~
(DIR) Post #AaVXGUYF8b3fjq2dKy by evenebula@infosec.exchange
2023-10-06T22:47:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts i do think, however, that AI has girlfriends. they just live in canada, is all
(DIR) Post #AaVXVmSgpTtvd8jaIS by TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:49:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts You look way too happy to be AI generated.
(DIR) Post #AaVXy6FGrsYH61xfAu by TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T22:54:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts If AI were capable of this accurately depicting the contented, just-right-inebriated happiness that happens At A Certain Time of other people's weddings, we could as well just cower under a table and count the seconds until Skynet achieves self-awareness.
(DIR) Post #AaVZWaDK3HOPqH3ZeC by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
2023-10-06T23:12:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well.... if it's an AI suit..... draw your own conclusions 🤣🤣🤣💘💕😊
(DIR) Post #AaVZa8js949LmvyfvU by hpkomic@social.horrorhub.club
2023-10-06T23:13:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts you can't fool me, robot
(DIR) Post #AaVZca6nM9CvFkrc7U by Bette@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T23:13:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Look how cute those robots are! Well done!
(DIR) Post #AaVZdbW9bRvRueDFtQ by farah@beige.party
2023-10-06T23:13:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear glass of sentient beer, you’re not fooling anyone
(DIR) Post #AaVaIb1YLJrMFrRi76 by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2023-10-06T23:21:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m biting and up a snarking comment about suits
(DIR) Post #AaVacN7djtCEvlisoS by Blanco@c.im
2023-10-06T23:24:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't believe you. AI.
(DIR) Post #AaVcgYpMMT8WIgIVmK by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-06T23:47:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's just what an AI would say
(DIR) Post #AaVcx1YfJDRW2ZL60W by gentrifiedrose@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T23:50:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts AI art has gotten more realistic
(DIR) Post #AaVfTiLRxoM3ussDgm by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T00:19:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I didn't go to a wedding with your girlfriend and I'm not wearing a suit currently. Am I an AI?
(DIR) Post #AaVfW5zwzb61r3x8j2 by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T00:19:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Correct number of fingers so I’m good.
(DIR) Post #AaVgDMISGrUmr7EmvI by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T00:27:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts So AI doesn't suit you. I get it.
(DIR) Post #AaVgZovwTqBS2gPyjI by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T00:31:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts But now the AI know what you look like should you displease themAll hail our AI overlords
(DIR) Post #AaVhOXpHqQZ1kmUZUW by tshirtman@mas.to
2023-10-07T00:40:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts *zooms in to count fingers*
(DIR) Post #AaViX5WkWqgqXvSWrQ by stux@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T00:53:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't worry! We'll got you :blobcathearts: Lovely couple! :cat_hug_triangle:
(DIR) Post #AaVih3n5q6y63ZrJ8S by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T00:55:08Z
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@stux Haha thank you, I appreciate it!
(DIR) Post #AaVkpwwsqbGlLonxku by phrees@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T01:19:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fake. Obvious QC error.(You both look great.)
(DIR) Post #AaVm1J74sflXESYK48 by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-10-07T01:32:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts We always knew..😀
(DIR) Post #AaVnPOV2bb5OqHoJsW by topher@mastodon.online
2023-10-07T01:48:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts At least, an AI wouldn't know how to wear a suit that well!
(DIR) Post #AaVoW8LVABrSiu7siu by backofbeyond@c.im
2023-10-07T02:00:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts AI also doesn't know how to make hands look like normal hands.
(DIR) Post #AaVoqedYoa6gfGMGTA by JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
2023-10-07T02:04:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you only had 2 checkboxes that were checked and said: not a robot...
(DIR) Post #AaVpcMKiAicZnOHylM by thesteelrat@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T02:12:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts 4 fingers and a thumb holding a glass? Seems legit(you both make a cute couple)
(DIR) Post #AaVqDL8FbG78ml5uBk by wpieper@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T02:19:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts another “low quality fact”.Sigh, guess it does what it says on the tin 😹
(DIR) Post #AaVv1F9GWLTcWVcW36 by YadyO@tooters.org
2023-10-07T03:13:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm almost convince, almost.You guys look great lovies.
(DIR) Post #AaWAb45qbDz7yRYomu by SkipHuffman@astrodon.social
2023-10-07T06:07:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts you couldn't have taken ten minutes to Photoshop an extra finger on?
(DIR) Post #AaWCLbGThVk681Hp4q by TribeofMa@ohai.social
2023-10-07T06:27:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts just what an AI would say 🙀🧐
(DIR) Post #AaWH03zsh4Q8dk4blg by gpowerf@qoto.org
2023-10-07T07:19:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Im looking at both your hands and I don’t know man, I’m not convinced. 😉😄
(DIR) Post #AaWIZxe7sphrK2ZwaO by mavu@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T07:37:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts ha! Nice try, but you can clearly see both "people" have only 4 fingers in the picture, real humans have 5 and AIs always have trouble creating pictures with the correct amount of fingers.Busted!
(DIR) Post #AaWPLtg8XNRydrlBQG by CryogenicIce9@mastodon.online
2023-10-07T08:53:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've been watching this for 10 minutes now, and neither of you have blinked, so I conclude that you're both *really* just AI in a flesh suit.
(DIR) Post #AaWTMn2h5zKAANzaRU by jhoward@social.sdf.org
2023-10-07T09:38:03Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis is exactly what an AI would post. Come to think of it. This is exactly what an AI would comment.I knew it. It's AI all the way down.
(DIR) Post #AaWbBMnx6d9REuA2cK by kneworldodor@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T11:05:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts nice to meet you. Thanks for helping to balance the dark realities in my feed with humor.
(DIR) Post #AaWqzEiWwoabwqrXeq by Karnbot13@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T14:02:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts This sounds a lot like something an AI would say if it were trying to hide its identity. Now, I'm not saying that you're Skynet but I'm not, not saying that you're Skynet. Either way, I'm going to follow this account closely to ensure that we aren't witnessing the rise of the machines. I've seen the documentaries and it doesn't end well for us
(DIR) Post #AaWvMsXBTUjdup5IEC by Davidrichard@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T14:51:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts beautiful people! Definitely not AI 😀
(DIR) Post #AaWvkFXe6F4hvrRccS by elkepattyn@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T14:56:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cutest AI ever
(DIR) Post #AaWywX2XAR4HXVRMxc by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-10-07T15:31:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ok we believe you, even if it is a high quality fact 😁
(DIR) Post #AaWyxn3z4uZfWaid3A by bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
2023-10-07T15:32:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...and very lovely looking AIs you both are 🙂
(DIR) Post #AaWzsY2vaFepSMHySm by NatriceR@masto.ai
2023-10-07T15:42:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts sharp looking couple!!
(DIR) Post #AaX16hieW5AXSt7SRE by JohnLoader6@masto.ai
2023-10-07T15:56:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts the Prime Minister doesn't know how to wear a suit. The A I can understand in his case, the I is elusive
(DIR) Post #AaX5atOq3LmOCAVBB2 by Burstaholic@infosec.exchange
2023-10-07T16:46:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts accidental high-quality fact 🌟
(DIR) Post #AaX70kKwTGAtZRZTpw by dcmcdon@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T17:02:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts also AI's do not have girlfriends.
(DIR) Post #AaqBPS7iC4UDxr2n8i by Klepsis@mastodonbooks.net
2023-10-16T21:51:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts "AI does not know how to wear a suit" implies that AI does know how to escort a nice non-AI girlfriend to a wedding, I suppose.