Post AaVAAlRd7MyDRtFRa4 by Taubenichts@fedi.absturztau.be
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 (DIR) Post #AaV9nJbGTejgQiZbjU by augustus@shitposter.club
       2023-10-06T18:24:09.175815Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #AaVAAlRd7MyDRtFRa4 by Taubenichts@fedi.absturztau.be
       2023-10-06T18:28:03.752456Z
       
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       @augustus real?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaVACLxaq6lezOxM0W by augustus@shitposter.club
       2023-10-06T18:28:44.082492Z
       
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       @Taubenichts Rosa Delauro
       
 (DIR) Post #AaVAIhUThdaPVCMfKK by Moon@shitposter.club
       2023-10-06T18:29:52.391393Z
       
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       @augustus this person looks like they have eaten a smurf before
       
 (DIR) Post #AaVAynQq0HUU5ijc0m by augustus@shitposter.club
       2023-10-06T18:37:29.594035Z
       
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       @Moon I thought it was Freeman Dyson's evil twin sister
       
 (DIR) Post #AaVBTJU7OcJABmowng by ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com
       2023-10-06T18:43:00.647172Z
       
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       @augustus Honk honk :honkler:
       
 (DIR) Post #AaVBVYn3Sh2yElkX7A by dj@poster.place
       2023-10-06T18:43:24.744Z
       
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       @augustus@shitposter.club Perry Farrell is looking ruff these days
       
 (DIR) Post #AaVEukxPf5Yf4hIhA8 by lain@lain.com
       2023-10-06T19:18:56.838169Z
       
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       @augustus has AI gone too far?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaVExAtMCzRQ5YYZfM by augustus@shitposter.club
       2023-10-06T19:22:01.000883Z
       
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       @lain ChatGPT would be a better president than Biden
       
 (DIR) Post #AaVFczAKCH8PsmQiyO by lain@lain.com
       2023-10-06T19:28:59.181832Z
       
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       @augustus Well now, gather 'round, folks. I've got a tale to tell you. Back in my day, I was a swim guard, you see, at the local community pool in our little town of Sunnyside. Oh, it was a grand place, full of laughter and splashing. But there was this one fella, a real bad apple, name of Cornpop.Now, Cornpop was a big, burly man, always causing a ruckus. He'd barge in, ignoring the line, and cannonball right into the pool, scaring the daylights out of the little ones. He was a real menace, I tell ya.Now, I should mention, I had these hairy legs, you see. The kids used to come up and rub them down, watch the hair come back up again. It was a different time, I tell ya. But on this particular day, those hairy legs of mine were about to come in handy.One hot summer day, I saw Cornpop strutting towards the pool, and I knew it was time to put a stop to his shenanigans. I blew my whistle, loud and clear, and called him out. "Cornpop," I said, "you need to skedaddle. You're causing too much trouble."Well, he didn't take kindly to that. He puffed up his chest and said, "And who's gonna make me?" I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I am." The whole pool went quiet, I tell ya. You could've heard a pin drop.Cornpop lunged at me, but I was ready. I sidestepped him and gave him a good push towards the exit. He stumbled, surprised, and I took the chance to show him the gate. The crowd erupted in applause as I closed the gate behind him.From that day on, the pool was a peaceful place, and I was proud to be its swim guard. And Cornpop? Well, he never showed his face there again. And that, my friends, is the story of how I stood up to Cornpop. Now, if I can handle Cornpop, I reckon I can handle running for president.