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(DIR) Post #AaRKESqzq9O7neopAu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-04T22:02:13Z
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There is no law stating that the Speaker of the House has to be human. Scientists estimate that 20 quadrillion ants live on Earth. One of them has to have the right stuff.
(DIR) Post #AaRKI7xDUEF88gTUsy by MHowell@kolektiva.social
2023-10-04T22:02:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ebola for Speaker!
(DIR) Post #AaRKIOZ1jPzjeaHv2e by bennett@veganism.social
2023-10-04T22:02:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts @futurebird
(DIR) Post #AaRKKlQFiPJx7wJUH2 by tryst@meow.social
2023-10-04T22:03:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts They could do worse than a smart speaker, tbh
(DIR) Post #AaRKL0W7arvbwUAt0K by golgaloth@writing.exchange
2023-10-04T22:03:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts ping @futurebird
(DIR) Post #AaRKej3MEYbZZR7gSu by capla@mstdn.jp
2023-10-04T22:06:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts On that note, the Japanese Prime Minister should be a cat!(それなら日本の首相は猫がいい！)
(DIR) Post #AaRKflkThJ7oDhn1Yu by jonathankoren@sfba.social
2023-10-04T22:07:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts She did a good job as House Majority Whip
(DIR) Post #AaRKkTUczzwp36cUOe by skittixch@mastodon.social
2023-10-04T22:07:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AaRKoLTAlvO5K5miRs by LyleDAL@universeodon.com
2023-10-04T22:08:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ant colonies are highly organized. Let the ants run the House. It could only improve things!
(DIR) Post #AaRKp31MqfI2Ob78DY by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-04T22:08:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts they should elect this painted rock
(DIR) Post #AaRKvDbOQB5IwwuIPA by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-10-04T22:09:59Z
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@lowqualityfactsHey, @futurebird, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
(DIR) Post #AaRLaMbFs9jYjFShrE by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
2023-10-04T22:17:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was thinking a head of lettuce. That worked so well for Great Britain.
(DIR) Post #AaRMLdI7dEyi6g3JSa by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-04T22:25:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts which Ant-man will they get to speak for them? Hank? Scott? Eric?
(DIR) Post #AaRNL2Tmb7MHtHmsgC by AirlockDoc@c.im
2023-10-04T22:37:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe… but all of those 20 Billion Ants believe in climate change, so they don’t qualify for the Republican Party.
(DIR) Post #AaRNdGC8LKfPdmDk3M by SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange
2023-10-04T22:40:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts It is a team effort. But there is always a queen.
(DIR) Post #AaROwLLVW07X4aGi5Q by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-10-04T22:54:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts COMING THIS FALL..."There's nothing in the rules that says a basketball-playing dog can't also be Speaker of the House!"HOUSE BUD
(DIR) Post #AaRPt0EVeiZ4g5xyca by dannotdaniel@mastodon.social
2023-10-04T23:05:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts from worm to ant is progress
(DIR) Post #AaRQD62BnR3qShmjPE by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2023-10-04T23:09:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is going to get real existential before we're done.
(DIR) Post #AaRStZHddeybFPOIts by futurebird@sauropods.win
2023-10-04T23:39:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts No... not one of them "has the right stuff"*eyes watering with pride as I look at the ants*All of them do. Every last one of them.(Except for that one pogo would spent two days trying to pick up the same seed. You know who I mean.)
(DIR) Post #AaRStn2CVqwjtaHAmW by samthurston@awscommunity.social
2023-10-04T23:39:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts an ant can't be speaker if they have allegiance to a queen or bear a title of royalty.This is why a spider is clearly a better choice.
(DIR) Post #AaRT69Fpj2zkHgXsNU by abbotofunreason@mstdn.social
2023-10-04T23:41:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s time to bring in Gus, the field goal kicking mule.
(DIR) Post #AaRV6JM2NDyTW8eWnY by Trajecient@mastodon.world
2023-10-05T00:03:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts There are parrots who would genuinely do a better job for the country if in office rather than certain elected officials.
(DIR) Post #AaRX0orGWxPfOYlhzc by venatio@mstdn.social
2023-10-05T00:25:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts i vote for the hive mind
(DIR) Post #AaRYu0pjo9WMPvw5Nw by jstevenyork@mastodon.social
2023-10-05T00:46:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Perhaps a lot of them jammed into a cheap suit...
(DIR) Post #AaRZ3mxqEE4sIYO79M by phrees@mastodon.social
2023-10-05T00:48:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not qualified, too organized.
(DIR) Post #AaRZMhwf756uEZrEfI by piratero@mastodon.world
2023-10-05T00:51:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would forego my can of raid for such an event!
(DIR) Post #AaRZVteyvXeTAnyAF6 by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-10-05T00:53:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts My vote is with the monkeys and the typewriters.
(DIR) Post #AaRa2VBovblKptsQVs by kdawson@tldr.nettime.org
2023-10-05T00:59:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I nominate the winner of Fat Bear Week.
(DIR) Post #AaRnOv6OZ7pAyeMKtE by RodneyPetersonTalent@mastodon.social
2023-10-05T03:29:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mars Attacks! becomes the new Idiocracy predicting the future of American Society:“I’d like the people to know they still have two out of three branches of the Federal Government working for them, and that ain’t bad.”“Guess it wasn’t the doves.”
(DIR) Post #AaRrHwMLtMSQfNkZs0 by nosmaharba@mastodon.world
2023-10-05T04:12:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts we will accept 1 million dimwitted ants in a trenchcoat if they promise to eat Jim Jordan
(DIR) Post #AaRyi5M5legLm62hma by knwmoon@mastodon.online
2023-10-05T05:35:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts One Quadrillion Ants 2024!👍 👍 👍
(DIR) Post #AaSgUzH81HtXC78wRU by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-10-05T13:46:31Z
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@lowqualityfactsI think, at least whole colonies can qualify.