Post AaR79U6kS2tipyTvTU by yosephus@mastodon.world
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 (DIR) Post #AZYkCDifOc2geaz1k0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-08T14:03:58Z
       
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       I love Keanu Reeves.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYkQ7W3G08XT5i7km by angiebaby@mas.to
       2023-09-08T14:06:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The witnesses said, "To be fair, she was a bit of a b*tch."
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYkRhNbOzbkzGVlBo by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-09-08T14:06:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Keanu helped her catch a bus that wasn't stopping for her.Plus, there's no charge for riding on the front of the bus!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYkaFvcpnjwSGVPns by sendtherunners@mstdn.ca
       2023-09-08T14:08:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I love him, too, but someone who has lived through a Speed scenario should know better. What if the bus driver panicked, hit the brakes, and the bomb detonated?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYkyfOfnKyQOUjTdY by olmitch@shitposter.club
       2023-09-08T14:12:53.526870Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts in that photo he looks like he is playing Moist Critical/Penguin0's dad on a Disney channel original movie
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYlE8WHnbst3ofb96 by TheForeignAgent@social.taker.fr
       2023-09-08T14:15:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😂 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYlG4IyRMXOZHMf3Y by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-09-08T14:15:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts he's The One.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYlm3DY1FSeSh4pPM by qblueheart@smutlandia.com
       2023-09-08T14:21:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts  "Be excellent to each other." 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYpuX9ozFAdS5dOLo by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
       2023-09-08T15:08:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Tbf for Diane Feinstein it was an act of mercy. How was he supposed to know she could yeet a bus?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZYvSDxXN3mNWily8O by fkamiah17@toot.wales
       2023-09-08T16:10:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts What an absolute warrior.  He couldn't be uncool if he tried.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZZ0xlWR8OVgMsxKrI by csilverman@mastodon.social
       2023-09-08T17:11:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this has to be that "A. I." fake news that some people on the InterNet have been e-mailing me about. Very frightening how realistic that photograph looks, though! We must remember that Keanu Reeves is a decent fellow and would probably not do something like this
       
 (DIR) Post #AZZ2jJWGeQ3vND76Yq by reydier03@social.vivaldi.net
       2023-09-08T17:31:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AaR79U6kS2tipyTvTU by yosephus@mastodon.world
       2023-10-04T19:35:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This was said by Sean Penn, not Keanu. And the old lady turned out to be a Haitian serial killer. No harm, no foul.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaR7hICZDyxVkzKAXg by LeftyLayman@kolektiva.social
       2023-10-04T19:41:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts cancel him for being too friendly with LAPD
       
 (DIR) Post #AaR9AhonA5ldYbnDOq by impergatox@troet.cafe
       2023-10-04T19:58:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Man, he really is breathtaking!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaRDSMByhmV3VxJI9I by fzer0@nerdculture.de
       2023-10-04T20:46:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I think that's Reanu Keeves, Keanu Reeves' evil twin.You can tell by the eyes.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaREZh7hNmT2PbN4pU by terryenglish@blob.cat
       2023-10-04T20:58:55.739051Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts No cancellation for you Keanu, silly goose.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaRcN83MLO1r4Lsmky by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-10-05T01:25:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts is the elderly woman name Sandra Bullock?