Post AaPHCU7lSPwwyy6fFg by AH_99@mastodonapp.uk
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(DIR) Post #AZWZ2ybctP8j6cNEuG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-07T12:49:43Z
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I love elephants.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZWZYylTpxscriF7iK by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-09-07T12:55:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did you know they also use their trunks to recognise other elephants when they come across elephant bones on their travels?It's really something to see. You can tell they're grieving.#TeamElephant
(DIR) Post #AZWZabkaNKB24BbKqG by WuMargaret@infosec.exchange
2023-09-07T12:55:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Plausible
(DIR) Post #AZWaDBblVOPEHVs4Bc by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-09-07T13:02:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts If I were an elephant, I'd just vacuum up cookies.🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
(DIR) Post #AZWagUmvH1xcAI48LA by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-09-07T13:07:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought they used them for travel
(DIR) Post #AZWavZwUOOAoUijTYu by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-07T13:10:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's why I hire an elephant to clean my apartment. Those bloody termites are everywhere!
(DIR) Post #AZWbFHERfP28FzWYZE by FandaSin@social.linux.pizza
2023-09-07T13:14:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Even our ancestors used mammoths for cleaning as we can see in Flinstones documentary.
(DIR) Post #AZWbKZrnoJPJV2ScS0 by smilingheretic@mas.to
2023-09-07T13:15:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Horton hears a Hoover.
(DIR) Post #AZWcvAJRsnAIuiP06K by proedie@mastodon.green
2023-09-07T13:33:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts That’s why my flat is that dirty. If god wanted us to vacuum, he’d given us a trunk!
(DIR) Post #AZXXjRrwTfvRHB5dFQ by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-09-08T00:09:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts termites in their trunksants in my pants
(DIR) Post #AaOa91UBBLW5GQh4Yi by jaycee@toot.community
2023-10-03T14:16:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts very tasty too.
(DIR) Post #AaObE77Jlx1q8BzYTg by RxBrad@mastodon.rxbrad.com
2023-10-03T14:28:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts An elephant is actually just 3 anteaters in a trenchcoat.
(DIR) Post #AaOdy5V6JXY2LaALaa by NWengrov@tooot.im
2023-10-03T14:58:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Poor little termites
(DIR) Post #AaOiM03McPgSDdqkTI by deadbeefmonster@infosec.exchange
2023-10-03T15:47:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Elephants digest their food very poorly (~50% efficiency), and eat and poo all day long. Which is great for ecosystems because it spreads and nourishes plant life.
(DIR) Post #AaPHCU7lSPwwyy6fFg by AH_99@mastodonapp.uk
2023-10-03T22:18:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Soft dispensing Ice cream machines actually contain specially bred siberian pygmy elephants ... not sure where the chocolate ice-cream comes from ...