Post AaMj36lp8EFVBhHVIW by hrtsmom@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AZUxyJgnBepzaIkFv6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-06T18:19:07Z
       
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       Celebrities are just like us, except not at all.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZUyOrhlL9dcbxrGxE by sbuzzard@hachyderm.io
       2023-09-06T18:24:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Just a simple country gal makin' vagina candles for the swapmeet. We will become one with the Goop.  Resistance is futile.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZUyQVrBXdmXQj3Eno by bonkers@nerdculture.de
       2023-09-06T18:24:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I give you anything, just don't send me your candles
       
 (DIR) Post #AZUyz7zCHhJ3X1IwEK by briandavidgregory@universeodon.com
       2023-09-06T18:30:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Well, that's plausible.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZUzTCwARO27ZhELw0 by EugeneCobb@mas.to
       2023-09-06T18:36:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It is now verifiable that Gwyneth sees her admirers as dipshits. Someday her ego may be checked, & she'll discover how she projects her own attributes onto others.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZV1OJjlvl9j7pEEPQ by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-09-06T18:57:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThey’re exactly like us, only rich and famous and pretty. So, basically, nothing like us.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZWDns0x1GrNHVAtUW by davidbcohen@twit.social
       2023-09-07T08:51:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts When Gwyneth says “putting something under my tree” that is a metaphor for something far less pleasant than you’d imagine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMeiYINCRYKenRsnI by maddad@mastodon.world
       2023-10-02T15:58:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Must be nice...
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMgh2IyqwGD3m8b3I by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-10-02T16:20:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThat “dipshit” is Santa.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMj36lp8EFVBhHVIW by hrtsmom@mastodon.social
       2023-10-02T16:46:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But seriously I do get a bit tired of seeing celebrities on Instagram or wherever showing off the stuff that companies send them just so they'll show it off on Instagram. Wouldn't it be a better endorsement if the celebs actually spent money on the stuff they're showing off on Instagram?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaOD5ZfVqqZ1AyNhqq by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-10-03T09:58:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts some gals have all the luck