Post AaMSymwdIp3PH5Fu2i by smilingheretic@mas.to
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 (DIR) Post #AaMSTYVkurDXX5n6Mi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-10-02T13:40:58Z
       
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       Sounds about right.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMSsJr6XhMfJoaKFk by Vallaferescense@furry.engineer
       2023-10-02T13:45:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that's offensive to the primordial ooze tbh.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMSvorzgk0uNPfbGa by gnutelephony@floss.social
       2023-10-02T13:46:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "President elect" Kayne West is still waiting on the steps of the supreme court for someone to swear him in...
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMSymwdIp3PH5Fu2i by smilingheretic@mas.to
       2023-10-02T13:46:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's just his ego melting.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMTUNjwY3uIN1Nvk0 by Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
       2023-10-02T13:52:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts , it is actually Astroglide, which he discovered in a San Francisco bathhouse in the 1970s. He's a gay fish.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMThDT831QUHNdk2q by jstritch@mas.to
       2023-10-02T13:54:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts He's named the ooze 'Yezz'.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMUDOJXGE99BLUkZE by lonita@mstdn.ca
       2023-10-02T14:00:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I heard his birth name is Kanye Northwest. He just doesn't like to talk about it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMUyYb0qnW4gI9zlI by fkamiah17@toot.wales
       2023-10-02T14:09:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Did he liquidise his brain and inject it into the soles?  Because that would explain *a lot*.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMV65PTFQlcTjLs6i by Ukulele19@masto.ai
       2023-10-02T14:10:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts thought that was just him.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaMWA4v96luA4edQx6 by tubbyfatfrick@kolektiva.social
       2023-10-02T14:22:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Nah. Someone hit him with the Devolution Gun from the original Mario movie, and he thinks it's a personality trait.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaODBfkCAwuVkxTmd6 by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-10-03T09:59:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts never sold a single pair
       
 (DIR) Post #AbIs2ro0VREmr4UJfM by gretared@sfba.social
       2023-10-30T18:00:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts slimy if true
       
 (DIR) Post #AbIxc01KSGD8EtI6DY by gnutelephony@floss.social
       2023-10-30T19:02:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The 2020 "president elect" formally known as Kayne West...
       
 (DIR) Post #AbJ5MaCuwbk5TFs50C by Merk_94@mastodon.social
       2023-10-30T20:29:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts At some point between the Neoproterozoic Era and the Cambrian Explosion, there was the Yeezoic Era.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbJJVkHaFjUogQJifQ by tinydoctor@mstdn.social
       2023-10-30T23:08:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts What, no sticky trail of phosphorescent ichor?