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(DIR) Post #AZSkDc9EkB9iAkc6Oe by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-05T16:35:41Z
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That is downright diabolical.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZSkG4NgkF20JaXn1c by faraiwe@mastodon.world
2023-09-05T16:36:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts mar-a-lardo feelings.
(DIR) Post #AZSkNetrMo1zbTD7QG by nicolaottomano@mastodon.uno
2023-09-05T16:37:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's an high quality fact!
(DIR) Post #AZSkWxW3WQpjwjVkvY by robchapman@ohai.social
2023-09-05T16:39:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol...that's a high quality low quality fact 🤣
(DIR) Post #AZSkY17taIivQuiOQq by Eamon1916@beige.party
2023-09-05T16:39:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts *cough*cough*Trump*cough*
(DIR) Post #AZSkkQ3Ck4tiD3R0Ns by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T16:41:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Heinz's internal code name for that bottle design is Battle Bottle.
(DIR) Post #AZSl3uzRvzGDfVyZsm by LeviKornelsen@dice.camp
2023-09-05T16:44:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts - I genuinely paused and stared for a second there, so, well done.
(DIR) Post #AZSlTB7l5MOewluKFU by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-05T16:50:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts I guess breaking the bottle on the table will get you all the ketchup you want... and maybe some blood too."The joke's on you! The bottle is plastic.":headache:
(DIR) Post #AZSlvw5c3x6kiRcHwm by volbox@mastodon.la
2023-09-05T16:55:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I sometimes use it but could easily live in a world without ketchup.Hey, is that chipotle dressing?
(DIR) Post #AZSlx3Wbu4ha49mK6i by richlv@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T16:55:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's a good one. Love the hot sauce paradigm reference :)
(DIR) Post #AZSm7rM9UERFVk2QpE by cturnbow@mastodon.world
2023-09-05T16:57:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts That fact has an unacceptable high quality level
(DIR) Post #AZSmE7oFE9S8HEALTs by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-05T16:58:32Z
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@lowqualityfactsNot quite. The way it works is that, when they can’t get a little bit out of the bottle, they smack it and a huge glob flies out. As a result, they use more ketchup and have to buy more.
(DIR) Post #AZSmENCY04o00weSwa by toybox@nrw.social
2023-09-05T16:58:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts I knew it! Big Ketchup is behind *vague gestures* all that!
(DIR) Post #AZSmLX6BbHXAjn5efg by anarchic_teapot@lingo.lol
2023-09-05T16:59:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts But true
(DIR) Post #AZSmMrq5yOypLvCTc8 by VulcanTourist@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T17:00:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's because it makes ideal fake blood. Doesn't Heinz want to boost sales?
(DIR) Post #AZSnywmm8AE7eUMwPQ by markusl@fosstodon.org
2023-09-05T17:18:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's also why tomato ketchup is red. Red is the colour of anger, especially if you get it on your shirt.
(DIR) Post #AZSosAVonV8y9QlkLg by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T17:28:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts (top notch!)
(DIR) Post #AZSqGxGzG1ZmHgDNnk by antonpodolsky@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T17:43:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts This account just went from educational straight to revolutionary insightful.
(DIR) Post #AZSqYjQfT26oYpDft2 by Gednet@mstdn.social
2023-09-05T17:47:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts #Giggles & #Funnies#AngryBottleBashers
(DIR) Post #AZSqmjHSoeUs9daa36 by lauxmyth@mastodon.online
2023-09-05T17:49:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts This may be true.
(DIR) Post #AZSurXhdgmeRVkNnwe by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T18:35:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts (sponsored by Hunts)
(DIR) Post #AZTK6JdB64pgObM0gq by Trajecient@mastodon.world
2023-09-05T23:18:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is why toothpaste doesn't come with a roller mechanism at the bottom to squeeze out the rest of the toothpaste when it gets low.By making it less convenient to fully use toothpaste, more toothpaste gets bought.
(DIR) Post #AZTjFaB9RI0VB8lCMK by bdiederik@mastodon.online
2023-09-06T03:59:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts so just apply love and patience.
(DIR) Post #AaH1LTbvaCovSsnkRc by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
2023-09-29T22:43:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts straight up facts
(DIR) Post #AaH1UWDXGFe49ghgoK by VeeTheGator@meow.social
2023-09-29T22:45:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts That... would explain a lot about how much ketchup I consume...
(DIR) Post #AaH1iusUN2Pmh0izU8 by iuculano@masto.ai
2023-09-29T22:47:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know a former US President that can get all the ketchup out of a bottle faster than you can say, "No, not THAT wall!"
(DIR) Post #AaH2vBykiOdT9y4W5A by fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-29T23:01:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ask any one who works at Mar a Lago....
(DIR) Post #AaH3ptN4ZRdnxHU4Ui by Hyphlosion@donphan.social
2023-09-29T23:11:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts “When they angry.”Hilarious results when the alt text button blocks entire words.
(DIR) Post #AaHFUsXvdpYUlWJBBY by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
2023-09-30T01:22:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts And they end up hitting the bottle hard.
(DIR) Post #AaLcDeFKd8GR4PCbSq by Shalini_M@mastodon.social
2023-10-02T03:55:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂 😂