Post AaID32vzQ5Uk7o7huy by jpaskaruk@growers.social
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 (DIR) Post #AaHUmJHJ0M8HuNIq4O by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-30T04:13:18Z
       
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       Please keep in mind that my 139th Patreon subscriber will have the great benefit of putting "139th Patron of Low Quality Facts" on their resume. Employers will look at this and think "Oh wow, 139 is my favorite number. They must be a wonderful person. Let's put them on the payroll but not make them do any actual work, for our company will simply benefit from their wonderful presence".https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHVs5E4GOIW1A6aPI by roknrol@neurodiversity-in.au
       2023-09-30T04:25:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts How about: "139th Low Quality Patron of  Facts"?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHWS8JgFZmk1mv7x2 by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-09-30T04:32:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts so people pay you to work for you…
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHZ9rmHImZ3NrHIlk by argv_minus_one@mstdn.party
       2023-09-30T05:01:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 139 was every '90s script kiddie's favorite number. The Winnuke attack required the victim to have an open #TCP port, and every #Windows95 machine had port 139 (#SMB file sharing protocol) open by default.#infosec #retrocomputing #Windows
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHmorZEHv1i0Z3OCW by mmanciop@mastodon.online
       2023-09-30T07:35:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts i have it on good authority that 140 is actually the best number.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaID32vzQ5Uk7o7huy by jpaskaruk@growers.social
       2023-09-30T12:29:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Marketing is a subtle art. Your sponsorship ads are just as funny as your regular posts, and if my executive function takes a break you might even get a few bucks on some payday sometime.On the other hand, I just muted a photographer (good one too, with images I found interesting) because every single post starts with "Check out this picture that would look great printed and framed on your wall!" and is 50% "how to purchase" boilerplate.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaIEVDGqgNf0FGsIW8 by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
       2023-09-30T12:45:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 139 is a prime number.  Therefore the 139th Patron of LQF is also the Prime Patron of LQF.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaITH1H5z9XYIZgEwS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-30T15:31:08Z
       
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       @jpaskaruk That's so annoying. Also, if you give me $80 I will print out one of my facts and mail it to you. It would look great on your wall.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaIWANhUVZxngbYKvY by vaughnsc@techhub.social
       2023-09-30T16:03:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Wowza. How do you find time to count the money?