Post AaHWUTkHY4Dj4HTv2u by cultdev@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #ATLbiiQQ0ix5toLebI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-06T18:45:16Z
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Let's work together to make Mastodon a success. Here's some simple things you can do to help:-Pretend that other social media platforms don't exist. If someone mentions Twitter or Facebook, change the subject by looking up to the sky and screeching loudly.-Make new users feel welcome by messaging them and saying "I would do unspeakable things to benefit you".-Get the word "Mastodon" tattooed onto your forehead. When asked about your terrible life decision, you can explain what Mastodon is.
(DIR) Post #ATLboQSnhjCLviBYSe by Dexterdy@universeodon.com
2023-03-06T18:46:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts sounds like a plan
(DIR) Post #ATLcJaWULy6o6clmRE by fc@universeodon.com
2023-03-06T18:51:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pretty sure this is how some of my friends see me now.
(DIR) Post #ATLcZBaqoDAlQBFPzU by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-06T18:54:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts i still do use Twitter and very minimally Facebook. i am very much pro-Mastodon since the 3rd party app software is now where i want to be and i have this sneaking suspicion both Twitter and Facebook will meet bad ends in the next 2 years.
(DIR) Post #ATLciwtCKiKSiHU75E by anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
2023-03-06T18:56:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts elon helps a bit now and then by making twitter actually disappear haha, and I wonder what happens if he ever sees through with his paid API access plan, all of the meme and shitpost bots and everyone's automation and what not will fall apart unless someone pays for each of those, it's probably a bigger problem than anything he's done with the platform so far
(DIR) Post #ATLcoLwebV91s0g6To by RinostarGames@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-03-06T18:57:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Whenever anyone mentions another social media platform, they just do this:
(DIR) Post #ATLez9vvnqkBi6cXjc by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
2023-03-06T19:21:52Z
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@lowqualityfactsI'm already doing all of these things.
(DIR) Post #ATLfFEoHRK1XT5i0jA by erchanda@spore.social
2023-03-06T19:24:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ATLgQ5IvDprX7smFSy by DroidEngineer@universeodon.com
2023-03-06T19:37:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would only change the tatoo from "Mastodon" to "Mastadon"No regerts, right?
(DIR) Post #ATLjIgAcZRbb0h3TLU by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2023-03-06T20:10:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Looks like it's time to whip out this bad boy again... :pooh_smile:
(DIR) Post #ATLlQAATddGXyvgSu0 by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-03-06T20:06:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts People with foreheads too small for the word “MASTODON” can get a tattoo of an actual mastodon instead.
(DIR) Post #ATLmCMdsYwCaZOQ8ZM by pburke46@mstdn.social
2023-03-06T20:42:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm in. Where's the nearest tattoo studio?
(DIR) Post #ATLq1ozBF0nP6hc1hI by raemahoney@mastodon.social
2023-03-06T21:25:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #ATLqC1JaFydkF01FFA by Pineapple@toot.pizza
2023-03-06T21:27:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean Twitter really might not exist by the end of the year. So what's the harm in getting a head start on it?
(DIR) Post #ATLwr1znEJ2ZwyhW2S by AndyRocket@defcon.social
2023-03-06T22:42:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am completely new here. A guy came and welcomed me. And the same guy helped me to fixe figgure why all the posts came at the same time. Im really excited about the fediverse.. and after many years of living in the Facebook,Twitter boardom Im very carful with worshiping just one thing. Cause Im afraid it will get comercial soon😅So I Personaly share the news about fediverse.cheers
(DIR) Post #ATLyLgwZeN2naeNZ7w by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-03-06T18:49:36Z
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@Dexterdy @lowqualityfacts don't forget to introduce your invisible friend #JohnMastodon to everyone you meet! I hear he's Snuffleupagus' cousin.
(DIR) Post #ATLzHF57OnvDyNolo8 by JoanMastodon@theblower.au
2023-03-06T23:09:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts We could run a class on creating filters for anything course from have shitsite. Like using twitter.com as the filter rather than just twitter.
(DIR) Post #ATLzIwAkfpojuGGFfM by OldAndCranky@sfba.social
2023-03-06T23:09:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do the screeching thing already...
(DIR) Post #ATM0ygvbqF54kBeUgi by KateSaltLake@c.im
2023-03-06T23:28:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts ::grabs coat and hat; heads out to local tattoo parlor::
(DIR) Post #ATM5l3CajMArXeuV6m by Extra_Special_Carbon@mastodon.world
2023-03-07T00:21:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts These aren’t spendy high quality facts, these are affordable low quality facts.
(DIR) Post #ATMLE99nAUP3ikvuPw by JoeUchill@mastodon.social
2023-03-07T03:15:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Look, buddy,: There's only one way to save this platform. https://mastodon.social/@JoeUchill/109973874830111482
(DIR) Post #ATMRDo6K3MNK8rX0gC by OkieSpaceQueen@scicomm.xyz
2023-03-07T04:22:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've actually explored the first option IRL to get my friends to stop talking about GoT so I can confirm it does work. Most of them stopped talking about it when I was around.
(DIR) Post #ATMUEjRd9OOtqvdALg by gregsdennis@dotnet.social
2023-03-07T04:56:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts what?! There are other social media platforms?!
(DIR) Post #ATMdA3pCqhHfCUVOxk by pansensmoothie@troet.cafe
2023-03-07T06:36:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😅
(DIR) Post #ATMfshasYAazBwDbHs by bibigogo@graphics.social
2023-03-07T07:06:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts been there, done that already ✅
(DIR) Post #ATMi8cWZMkgK0hv9Si by tommi@pan.rent
2023-03-07T07:31:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please, edit and replace “Mastodon” with “Fediverse”
(DIR) Post #ATMr4P5SHbFUlSIoam by TheodoraMorpeth@cupoftea.social
2023-03-07T09:11:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s no use - I’m going to have to fork out for the “Mastodon for Dummies” book. It will hopefully solve some mysteries for me, such as when you boost something, where does it go?
(DIR) Post #ATN24PxM9KmGxMiv68 by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-03-07T11:15:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have to ponder redhat employees with the shadowman tat who now have to be rebranded by ibm...
(DIR) Post #ATN24wtxeyfb8OOAt6 by gunchleoc@mastodon.scot
2023-03-07T11:15:19Z
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@scream @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ATNHod6z4MNIOFija4 by ashtaroth@mas.to
2023-03-07T14:11:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts bet
(DIR) Post #ATNqZUbttLTu4khOjo by mookie@trblcorp.com
2023-03-07T20:41:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am Mookie, I am on Mastodon hear me screech into the sky!
(DIR) Post #ATO6GyBXJ8s5Z4Ya9o by speedbird9@c.im
2023-03-07T23:37:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tatooed on my forehead? Sorry, my pain threshold is far too low for a tattoo…everything else though.
(DIR) Post #AU94F50S5LtNRJHEHY by NoHomers@universeodon.com
2023-03-30T15:25:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts The degree to which this advice has a strong quality about it is off the charts.
(DIR) Post #AU94ORAn2UmsnKZfv6 by Icenijay@mas.to
2023-03-30T15:27:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ill go with everything up until the tattoo bit 🤣
(DIR) Post #AU94xwPQtbIPo7Lwoq by MrShoggoth@toot.community
2023-03-30T15:33:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Abandon your settlement and disappear, leaving behind only the word “Mastodon” cryptically carved into a tree.
(DIR) Post #AU963wruCX92vJ6DWi by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
2023-03-30T15:46:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts I used to do a lot of unspeakable things for the benefit of other people back in my miming days.
(DIR) Post #AU9AuKBf9DPS7UZSLI by Gartenberg@mastodon.social
2023-03-30T16:40:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I find putting my fingers in my ears and screaming "la la la I can't see your tweet" to be extremely effective @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AU9DyfpOve90G6vKAi by mkholroyd@me.dm
2023-03-30T17:14:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Having only just recently joined social media in general and with the disintegrating reputation that Twitter, FB, and maybe some others have had over the past few years, I'm certainly glad that I chose Mastodon/fediverse over those.Really seems like a nice place.Think I'll stick around and hang a hammock or sut'im.😁
(DIR) Post #AUginfhq1EBFB56UQy by mshawkanddove@mstdn.social
2023-04-15T21:05:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts tell people your safe word is Mastodon and then launch into an explanation when they ask
(DIR) Post #AUgjVGzLHPG1G758UK by lacybarry@climatejustice.social
2023-04-15T21:13:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts a solid plan haha
(DIR) Post #AUkoHzG2pN9KwfwGyu by DaniDanis@mstdn.social
2023-04-17T20:25:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVmbtK7lyI4MyYNvVo by PollyWaugh@universeodon.com
2023-05-18T15:08:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts You first!
(DIR) Post #AVmcNe7mAz8RgyqTWi by SuperJerrBear81@spore.social
2023-05-18T15:14:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts We could also lobby Congress to replace the big two with Mastodon
(DIR) Post #AVmh2wQNRRGu8dUaf2 by beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-05-18T16:06:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I did the last one but everyone seems to think I'm an extreme fan of some old TV show called Power Rangers???
(DIR) Post #AVmhTKth4gnxZJn6US by roo_44@mas.to
2023-05-18T16:11:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn, I messed up, I got it has a tramp stamp tattoo.
(DIR) Post #AVnO81xOaxSsm3brdo by the_arto@jorts.horse
2023-05-19T00:09:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts -Get the word Mastodon tattooed on your forehead. When somebody asks what that is, reply that actually, it's called the Fediverse and Mastodon is but one of many fediverse servers that implement the ActivityPub protocol
(DIR) Post #AX7VT7InS6wvb6CGbg by MyWoolyMastadon@toot.community
2023-06-27T14:57:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Find a user of Mastadon (a Mastadonite?) in a small country. Convince army of said small country to begin a coup in drag. That Mastadonite is the only one able to report on the fine frilly goings on for the web to see. *Ka-Ching* Win!
(DIR) Post #AX7Xs3MHS6PwVuqR2O by pH_0x05@infosec.exchange
2023-06-27T15:24:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love the mobile app!
(DIR) Post #AX7aWDyTbKYmvkzedM by spherulitic@tech.lgbt
2023-06-27T15:54:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have to protest as some of these are Moderate Quality Facts
(DIR) Post #AX7lmeEepWnIVTb0gC by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-27T18:00:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm not new.But, I welcome anyone that would like to message me saying they would do unspeakable things to benefit me.I'd return the favor. ...anyone, really.
(DIR) Post #AX7loXuBKwWrS8vK9A by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-27T18:00:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm not new.But, I welcome anyone that would like to message me saying they would do unspeakable things to benefit me.I'd return the favor. ...anyone, really.
(DIR) Post #AX7yRTUirsyGW8LPma by liquor_american@universeodon.com
2023-06-27T20:22:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts *looks up and screeches loudly*
(DIR) Post #AXDjErhBFHgVRkSajg by Moon@shitposter.club
2023-06-30T15:00:07.623655Z
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@lowqualityfacts I already have goldenpalace.com tattooed on my forehead
(DIR) Post #AXDjWI3sTDYc8tNy3U by marine@breastmilk.club
2023-06-30T15:03:24.891864Z
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@Moon @lowqualityfacts i’m taking their advice; I am now going to messaage ‘I would do unspeakable things to benefit you’ to everyone I know.
(DIR) Post #AXDjleVRIvGY63bQBc by marine@breastmilk.club
2023-06-30T15:06:10.558885Z
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@prouddegenerate @lowqualityfacts @Moon No you will not. K. thx.
(DIR) Post #AYYYPsJ2FS4m3MqRkG by faraiwe@mastodon.world
2023-08-09T13:59:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts and don't forget the CW and AltText on the tat.
(DIR) Post #AYYYzXBiF4xKyvQJnM by TYB@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T14:06:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Isolationism is usually not the best direction to goWhat people fear the most is the unknownTransparency is more inviting
(DIR) Post #AYYZChLVmneCFcHfMG by nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org
2023-08-09T14:08:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just a reminder for those getting the forehead tattoo. Make sure that you can't read it when you look into a mirror... Don't do like I do and tell the artist to do it backwards, it's really hard to explain what "nodotsaM" is
(DIR) Post #AYYmoU3cwIzzRhGa7k by jamieannmason@mastodon.social
2023-08-09T16:41:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yep!!📣Jamie
(DIR) Post #AYZeUw8sCt4aHWqfo0 by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T02:42:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I already have the mastodon tattoo across my forehead.. However, it's there to express my love of the exinct species of megafauna not the website. I suppose I could pretend it's for the website the next time people ask.Everyone's always saying bring back the wooly mammoth, never the mastodon. That's discrimination.
(DIR) Post #AaHIa7BYwLt1Tk2EzI by mambearpnw@mastodon.social
2023-09-30T01:56:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, you had me at screeching.
(DIR) Post #AaHIkdRNs3wuPcS5AW by kmmfoo@friendsofdesoto.social
2023-09-30T01:58:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy to screech, draw the line at the forehead tattoos.
(DIR) Post #AaHJZH130OcDdEHO3k by bronakins@sfba.social
2023-09-30T02:07:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Great tips! Thank you!
(DIR) Post #AaHLCbbQUwMyjDc8vI by the5thColumnist@mstdn.ca
2023-09-30T02:26:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Getting an actual Mastodon tattooed onto your forehead would be cooler.
(DIR) Post #AaHWUTkHY4Dj4HTv2u by cultdev@mastodon.social
2023-09-30T04:32:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts only account on here that regularly makes me real-laugh
(DIR) Post #AaHdSuV3nvfh95Yq7U by zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
2023-09-30T05:50:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts These are quality tips
(DIR) Post #Acx14pzXGvLO4ZdRq4 by failedLyndonLaRouchite@mas.to
2023-12-19T00:42:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I dunnobased on what I see in the "live feeds - other servers" the most mastodon thing possible is to have a long thread that mixes the trials of running Linux* on a rebuilt 486 computer with anime images of buxom young ladies** *or BSD for the truly hardcore**maybe it is just me, but the other servers live feed has an astonishing number of cartoons in what I take to be anime style of buxom young ladies