Post AaCKO3Gsta8Pyx6HhI by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
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(DIR) Post #AaCJtNeX4GuqDVXJUe by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-27T16:17:45Z
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I've always suspected as much.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AaCK0rfdrPVJLJckds by freemo@qoto.org
2023-09-27T16:19:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts This makes no sense what so ever. My first cousin is a mushroom so how is this even possible?
(DIR) Post #AaCKDMKVhE5luChJnk by gpowerf@qoto.org
2023-09-27T16:21:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts 100% true.
(DIR) Post #AaCKEelCeoyjM9nlVw by bruce@darkmoon.social
2023-09-27T16:21:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am lichen this fact.
(DIR) Post #AaCKFsEC4RjRPmwTc8 by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-09-27T16:21:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts depends on the family...
(DIR) Post #AaCKGHJMoLizD4YSeG by thomasjwebb@mastodon.social
2023-09-27T16:21:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts well that's a relief
(DIR) Post #AaCKKjt2ViFmzdMqZM by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-27T16:22:37Z
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@lowqualityfactsAnd this is why, in Alabama, it’s ok to marry your first cousin but not a mushroom. No so much ok as encouraged, even.
(DIR) Post #AaCKO3Gsta8Pyx6HhI by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-09-27T16:23:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is this why I'm allergic to mushrooms? Because it's almost cannibalism? Should I cancel my 1st Long Pig BBQ just to be safe?
(DIR) Post #AaCKRUIgrH8kgEaEaG by PipGowenlock@urbanists.social
2023-09-27T16:23:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts two very happy people to know this.
(DIR) Post #AaCLUTMusZTwc4Y02K by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2023-09-27T16:35:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts not me. I took one of them 23-and-me tests, and it turns out I'm 23% tardigrade.
(DIR) Post #AaCLlBbGCCWqQZE5E8 by jdmcg@mastodon.nz
2023-09-27T16:38:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts my first cousin is a fun guy
(DIR) Post #AaCQrFntyiF0yRqsXQ by marjolica@social.linux.pizza
2023-09-27T17:35:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts @fkamiah17 I presume then that why the billionaire class think it's alright to keep the rest of us humans in the dark and cover us in s**t.
(DIR) Post #AaCTF5nT2GAcnQ8xQ8 by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-09-27T18:02:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I definitely am. Kept in the dark and fed on shit.
(DIR) Post #AaCY9pTulf0wWAJ85Y by danielahedges@social.linux.pizza
2023-09-27T18:57:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is exactly why having sex with mushrooms is so taboo.
(DIR) Post #AaCcpMIa3h7NzK4396 by boggysturge@mastodon.social
2023-09-27T19:49:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts True fact! Humans are more closely related genetically to bananas than octopus. #truefact #genetics #banana #octapus #truefactwithboggy
(DIR) Post #AaCd6FXgQqJ9xMBOXw by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-09-27T19:52:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah, so that’s why some states allow you to marry your first cousin but all states ban human-mushroom marriage.
(DIR) Post #AbAfSgRn8l366Jqnh2 by ChickenPwny@infosec.exchange
2023-10-26T19:02:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts those scientist never been to alabama
(DIR) Post #AbAfip192nVjJY59dI by briandavidgregory@universeodon.com
2023-10-26T19:05:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unless they're from Alabama.
(DIR) Post #AbAfk9vKnhBERZ0BbE by Schnuckster@beige.party
2023-10-26T19:05:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Definitely true for my family.
(DIR) Post #AbAfmyaTPDTW9XaUsa by Missrdevine@mstdn.social
2023-10-26T19:05:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Royalty.
(DIR) Post #AbAg1SqThfqy3DyxV2 by Tim_Eagon@dice.camp
2023-10-26T19:08:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts And yet, I am not allowed to batter fry and eat my first cousins!
(DIR) Post #AbAjpZL68JzQX6t6US by djsf@fosstodon.org
2023-10-26T19:50:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts wow there's a lot to unpack here
(DIR) Post #AbAqXnzRcfjkREEi9I by wiikifox_@furry.engineer
2023-10-26T21:06:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, Mario eats his relatives?
(DIR) Post #AbAw9FWuh0nIKwZ6SO by nomadnewyork@mastodon.world
2023-10-26T22:09:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts ancestry can tell you which kind of mushroom you are most closely related to.
(DIR) Post #AbB7QVYLTI7yRyfPjU by miyelsh@urbanists.social
2023-10-27T00:15:26Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis sounds like something that a person would say in order to convince their cousin to fuck them.