Post Aa9wJMCoHhPi2eVGfA by Eamon1916@beige.party
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 (DIR) Post #Aa9wFhh6RrlXWrvkrg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-26T12:43:26Z
       
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       I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa9wJMCoHhPi2eVGfA by Eamon1916@beige.party
       2023-09-26T12:44:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Does it actually have to be their birthday?
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa9wRsapkiMIo3nuPg by Ukulele19@masto.ai
       2023-09-26T12:45:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts What about National Landlords Day?
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa9wgXXOJoiVqcBUkS by rootfs@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-09-26T12:48:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts brb texting my landlord happy birthday every day for $3k off my bill
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa9wzrqz0aDeMIZ3bs by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
       2023-09-26T12:51:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh what the hell, how come I didn't know this? And I've been getting my landlord birthday cards and gifts for years too!Mom!!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa9xsBTiGCoOrRa1w0 by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-09-26T13:01:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts who made them lords in the first place...I have a few complains!
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa9ygwe9AE3Bd7fIbw by Jamesthe1@social.vivaldi.net
       2023-09-26T13:10:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsDoes this also apply to texting them when a slug is on your porch?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaA0EO64E1A6HBEe7E by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
       2023-09-26T13:27:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it doesn’t even matter if it is their birthday!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaA10C1yOD2mko7EEy by beingextorted@mastodon.social
       2023-09-26T13:36:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If only...
       
 (DIR) Post #AaAGEgzvYB8mAAWxZw by Colin_6@mastodon.social
       2023-09-26T16:27:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts And if your landlord is the 🇬🇧 monarch you can do this twice a year👍🏻#troopingofthecolour
       
 (DIR) Post #AaAcGH2VESFxE0tWBE by matt@oliphaunt.social
       2023-09-26T20:34:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That’s every month for the next 12, right?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8r0VjoAsDhuagsSm by quietmarc@kolektiva.social
       2023-10-25T22:01:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is low quality, because everyone knows landlords aren't born, they ooze out of the netherdepths of hell.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8r3I3bUmFoLnH7CK by whknott@mastodon.social
       2023-10-25T22:02:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts As a landlord, I am both surprised and saddened that none of my tenants has ever taken advantage of this rebate. 😢
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8r6LhWP7U8WKPA9o by la_sombra@mstdn.ca
       2023-10-25T22:03:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Every time?  Awesome!Wait, does it have to actually be their birthday?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab8tpruhgWt5MjP5rE by phi1997@mastodon.social
       2023-10-25T22:33:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsIt has to be a text. If you tell them in person, they charge double. They might forgive you if you bring a gift though
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab9FL1ZhucqDLPHRey by lonita@mstdn.ca
       2023-10-26T02:34:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh if that were only so.In a curious turn of events it turns out the owner of my building and I have the same birthday.