Post Aa97Az7n7U6WTjPFYW by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
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(DIR) Post #Aa957TKWfugT5mYmmG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-26T02:48:05Z
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Efficient? Yes. Creepy? Yes.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Aa95Kmx12Kfli3ufoG by nycCatHerder@universeodon.com
2023-09-26T02:50:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts And yet, they still somehow managed to lose the package. 🤦♀️
(DIR) Post #Aa95TBXVV6pyHoz9sm by bkm@mastodon.world
2023-09-26T02:52:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would believe this.
(DIR) Post #Aa96AXY9XgW50Dxd4q by briandavidgregory@universeodon.com
2023-09-26T02:59:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, that and all the Alexa(tm) surveillance.
(DIR) Post #Aa97Az7n7U6WTjPFYW by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-26T03:11:05Z
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@lowqualityfactsActually, they use trios of pre-cog psychics, and two our of three have to agree that you’ll make the order.There was even a documentary about that. I think it was called “Minority Report”.
(DIR) Post #Aa986e8RJfpEB0CkOu by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-26T03:21:34Z
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@lowqualityfactsActually, they use trios of pre-cog psychics, and two out of three have to agree that you’ll make the order.There was even a documentary about that. I think it was called “Minority Report”.
(DIR) Post #Aa988OHjDZQXb5NgsC by sergio_101@mastodon.social
2023-09-26T03:21:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts called it!
(DIR) Post #Aa99pkGVTHeMAr2wq0 by tallshipsallday@gaypirates.club
2023-09-26T03:40:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like this one very much!
(DIR) Post #Aa9AoHuJWISVt7XEQq by jeffc@mastodon.online
2023-09-26T03:51:51Z
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@lowqualityfactsI believe they used to do that, but I understand they've recently determined it's more efficient to simply eliminate free will. Expect an update to your license agreement with your next Prime renewal.
(DIR) Post #Aa9IgmiprmHam86Dvk by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-09-26T05:20:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who thought it was possible to discover Bezos is even eviller than we already thought?
(DIR) Post #Aa9J3fpHfhaO331uUK by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-09-26T05:24:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's called Amazon Forecast.#highQualityFact https://www.forbes.com/sites/amazonwebservices/2021/12/03/predicting-the-future-of-demand-how-amazon-is-reinventing-forecasting-with-machine-learning/
(DIR) Post #Aa9gXpbkAMju1D2tfM by kellogh@hachyderm.io
2023-09-26T09:47:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts that’s actually sort of true. except they only have to predict for whole populations, not individual people
(DIR) Post #Aa9kzxt3NSzRcYoSUy by mks_h@mstdn.social
2023-09-26T10:37:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts playstation basically does that with games, btw
(DIR) Post #Aa9pC0xSBXVwR9s8I4 by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
2023-09-26T11:24:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes. True. They even have subscriptions. They send me stuff automatically 😳😳😁🤔
(DIR) Post #AaA1IW6WUnfuDsyu36 by nicolaottomano@mastodon.uno
2023-09-26T13:39:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts REALITY: I search for a PC. I buy a PC on Amazon.Amazon, one month later: "Maybe you are interested in buying one of these PCs"WTF!
(DIR) Post #AaABxryT5T5hSyZSHA by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-09-26T15:39:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts So what is the algorithm telling me with these tampons?
(DIR) Post #Ab8fKutBApuGG52O1Y by ThyckHyde@mastodon.scot
2023-10-25T19:51:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Really handy for the morning after pill.
(DIR) Post #Ab8fMNhdWvkBudKxAO by Vallaferescense@furry.engineer
2023-10-25T19:51:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts fun actual fact. Leaving at item in your cart for over a month will get it in stock or in transship at the closest Amazon warehouse. Because of this you can pretty much always get 1-2 day shipping Unless it isn't an item fulfilled by Amazon.
(DIR) Post #Ab8fOaTX0sre6Yn7hY by schtaks@infosec.exchange
2023-10-25T19:51:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts similar like this storyhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofac
(DIR) Post #Ab8h6zGsHfYthgbfMm by kalikiana@mastodon.social
2023-10-25T20:11:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sounds accurate. That and I basically live next to DHL 😂
(DIR) Post #Ab8hRWA9hfa7VUFm88 by mambear404@mastodon.social
2023-10-25T20:14:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts The number of times we've discussed something verbally, then not a day later one of us gets an email with an ad for the very thing we discussed...well it's just too many times. And I don't have that kinda necessary budget for aluminum foil. 🤷♀️
(DIR) Post #Ab8iiTvZMp21S35G88 by crdfilm@mastodon.social
2023-10-25T20:29:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts That was basically the plot of the 'Momazon' episode of Futurama.
(DIR) Post #Ab8n4Ft4eHKe5sYROK by squoop@mastodon.social
2023-10-25T21:17:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think they actually do this in order to stock their warehouses.
(DIR) Post #Ab9OTng5qjWSRAWjGi by djsf@fosstodon.org
2023-10-26T04:17:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is a high-quality fact