Post Aa55siiOVxpRmnPkFU by Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox@blorbo.social
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(DIR) Post #AZGfFaNdzgGjKwOX3Y by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T20:43:50Z
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I have a purple toothbrush and I do not know what this means.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZGfPByPaqDaXHAnTM by FirefighterGeek@masto.ai
2023-08-30T20:44:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts You may be oversharing now and not even know it.
(DIR) Post #AZGfRM7woRSybefIwK by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-08-30T20:45:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd say it means that you resist facile classifications and are a pacifist ✌
(DIR) Post #AZGfTV6oOEaH2e9m8O by melindrea@wandering.shop
2023-08-30T20:45:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts the preview was 100% chef's kiss."toothbrushes are 50% less likely to commit aggravated assault than people who own red"
(DIR) Post #AZGfXXGMK6laseXviy by nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org
2023-08-30T20:47:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is why I don't allow my wife to buy red toothbrushes or even red hairbrushes.
(DIR) Post #AZGfbd0WuH1jr75sJc by dayglojago@mstdn.party
2023-08-30T20:47:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts probably that you’re 100% likely to assault someone
(DIR) Post #AZGfbzzbRsx58tpxZ2 by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T20:47:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lemme tell you, I can commit aggravated assault with ANY color toothbrush.
(DIR) Post #AZGfcYmi5oR3334epM by veecorreia@mstdn.ca
2023-08-30T20:48:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts As somebody who irrationally only uses blue toothbrushes (manual), I vouch for this one.
(DIR) Post #AZGfeNY4q4sAmO64Cu by danciruli@hachyderm.io
2023-08-30T20:48:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts it makes you the Mace Windu of toothbrushers.
(DIR) Post #AZGfnDnGTedL8BPvxg by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-08-30T20:49:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about imitation mahogany, with faux gold filigree around the base of the brush head attachment point?
(DIR) Post #AZGg2SZ5q7nfHt3SZU by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-30T20:52:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you have dental floss, you are sure to commit murder, and use the dental floss as the murder weapon.
(DIR) Post #AZGg8un5oGfgZ8gHvU by JVNardulli@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T20:53:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about people who don't own a toothbrush? Asking for a friend 👍
(DIR) Post #AZGgUszx9gEdNRAn44 by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T20:57:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts What if I own both a blue toothbrush and a red toothbrush? Am I 50% less likely to commit aggravated assault than myself?
(DIR) Post #AZGhCNPhwmkiA1xQVU by KayVay@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T21:05:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Runs upstairs in a panic…uh-oh 🫢
(DIR) Post #AZGhcAlzZDfwUBgIjo by Jesper_Buhl@helvede.net
2023-08-30T21:10:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have a black one. Obviously I am a member of a satanic cult.
(DIR) Post #AZGiN6CUNyLbulS2PQ by nicolaottomano@mastodon.uno
2023-08-30T21:18:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wanted to be eco friendly, so I bought mine because it's green.
(DIR) Post #AZGiOytkVRsPqWaDwW by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-30T21:19:10Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt means you’re 25% less likely.
(DIR) Post #AZGjxacqqJVseikJE0 by ashesofisar@dice.camp
2023-08-30T21:36:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did you know:Never in the history of the modern world has a humpback whale been convicted of tax evasion.
(DIR) Post #AZGklTUddRkZ0vgvL6 by peterdrake@qoto.org
2023-08-30T21:45:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... and by "toothbrushes" you mean "lightsabers".
(DIR) Post #AZGlnJqoYXGNdsVWPg by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-08-30T21:57:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts “We have to mandate that all toothbrushes be red.” — GOP/NRA prolly
(DIR) Post #AZGlop5Dv732nUxqHg by nop2net@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T21:57:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have everything in blue, I'm confused now.
(DIR) Post #AZGmR3YaYWkYgsvl5s by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-30T22:04:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mine's black.
(DIR) Post #AZGr69994uWbiSsWuW by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-08-30T22:56:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts i have a blue one and i’m 50% sure i’m not inclined to assault a cencus taker and eat his liver with fava beans
(DIR) Post #AZGtq1z4ExzIjOAi36 by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-08-30T23:27:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I have a purple toothbrush and I do not know what this means."Dear Low Quality Facts: Fascists prefer red toothbrushes and liberals prefer blue toothbrushes. Purple toothbrush is a symbol of royalty:To this day, we think of purple as the color of royalty and luxury. Consequently, it brings up a feeling of trust and reliability. Purple's rarity also gives it an air of mystery. It's associated with creativity and the realm of fantasy — think about how many times magic gets portrayed as purple in popular culture.What is the Most Popular Toothbrush Color?There is no definitive answer to this question as it largely depends on personal preference. However, based on a survey of 1,000 people conducted by the American Dental Association, the most popular toothbrush colors are blue and white. This is followed by green, pink, purple, and black.Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News
(DIR) Post #AZH0IxDNeO203x2csK by Anthonightshift@mstdn.ca
2023-08-31T00:39:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I use a green one...so, I'm gonna go vegan I guess???
(DIR) Post #AZH4yOse5we1YVMT5M by ferrisffalcis@kolektiva.social
2023-08-31T01:32:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts i buy the colorful 4-packs..
(DIR) Post #Aa54OtPQ5eyCJLkhmq by mambearpnw@mastodon.social
2023-09-24T04:21:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts But what if, and just hear me out hear...what if we're each color blind. now what, genius.
(DIR) Post #Aa55BCuqrogmi8Ub5c by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-09-24T04:30:00Z
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@Merk_94 Does using electric toothbrush enable you to electrocute someone? 😱 What about oral irrigator then, drowning? 😅@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Aa55siiOVxpRmnPkFU by Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox@blorbo.social
2023-09-24T04:37:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mine has a dinosaur on it. I'm not sure what that means for my likelihood of committing aggravated assault, but it's a thing you know now.
(DIR) Post #Aa58BWyUaZb6mh2caG by DarcMoughty@infosec.exchange
2023-09-24T05:03:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts this explains why red toothbrushes have such expensive insurance.
(DIR) Post #Aa5KI50EBYfrVXk4pM by Dave2022@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-24T07:19:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts as a habitual owner of blue toothbrushes I can confirm that this is actually true and you are going to have to rename this account "Startlingly Accurate Facts" or I'm going to buy a red toothbrush and come round and kick your head in 🤣 🤣 🤣
(DIR) Post #Aa5NCbW6gYGUTQjZM8 by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-09-24T07:51:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts My dentist hands out green toothbrushes
(DIR) Post #Aa5cQ0kLgwzBncFLdo by markusl@fosstodon.org
2023-09-24T10:41:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts It stands to reason. Most assaults involve toothbrushes, and red toothbrushes are easier to find.
(DIR) Post #Aa5iZeKySmEcv2MCCO by Eamon1916@beige.party
2023-09-24T11:51:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't even remember what color my toothbrush is...
(DIR) Post #AaB0V2smXxeWYuvMXo by zendao42@universeodon.com
2023-09-27T01:05:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Purple makes me happy but my current toothbrush is black🪥