Post Aa4WmA3MyaSe9SMW6S by MarkRNay@ravenation.club
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(DIR) Post #Aa4JUeMSFrxPX6boDw by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-23T19:35:36Z
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I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:-eat far too many sweet potatoes because you hope to discover the sweetest potato.-wish there was more moss. Moss is great.-suspect that big pharma invented pickleball so the elderly are more likely to get injured and be prescribed painkillers.-keep a salt shaker on you at all times, in case someone surprises you with undersalted french fries, and also in case the slugs decide to wage war on humanity.
(DIR) Post #Aa4JaeAbsVWCg5vbPM by empathicqubit@dizl.de
2023-09-23T19:36:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like to eat moss
(DIR) Post #Aa4JfJCNHFeH5FyamW by 13bit@hachyderm.io
2023-09-23T19:37:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Moss *is* great!
(DIR) Post #Aa4JroacOMX5usHOfQ by dannotdaniel@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T19:39:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts always carry the salt.Never forget how the slugs got Jimmy BuffetRIP
(DIR) Post #Aa4JwWb4iQOpYqjsv2 by PSiReN@syzito.xyz
2023-09-23T19:40:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts #TrueFact: I used to #AlwaysKeep a #Tube of #Mustard #JustInCase I ever #Encountered an #WindfallSausage... #IT was a #Trick I #Learned from a #Friend of a #Friend... #TrueStory... 🌻⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🌻 | 🦹🍨🧙🦄🧙🍨🦹
(DIR) Post #Aa4JzBGCV8k4FtF2n2 by Sadsquatch@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T19:41:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts okay this one is actually eerily accurate to me 🧂
(DIR) Post #Aa4K0Uu2xJkBSvVVdw by PSiReN@syzito.xyz
2023-09-23T19:41:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts #TrueFact: I used to #AlwaysKeep a #Tube of #Mustard about #MyPerson; #JustInCase I ever #Encountered an #WindfallSausage... #IT was a #Trick I #Learned from a #Friend of a #Friend... #TrueStory... 🌻⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🌻 | 🦹🍨🧙🦄🧙🍨🦹
(DIR) Post #Aa4KBzPXrrzvGniiae by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T19:43:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm trying to get moss to take over the entire yard.
(DIR) Post #Aa4L8Xfge9nAK3Brii by Pierrette@mastodon.uno
2023-09-23T19:54:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I keep the salt shaker on me in case I break a mirror or spill oil, to toss a pinch three times over my left shoulder to ward off misfortune, do I qualify? 👋
(DIR) Post #Aa4LZC4H4l378hOpOq by HelenER@toot.wales
2023-09-23T19:58:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unsalted chips are vile, what is the point?! 🤢 personally I love a bit of lichen, is that the same? 🤣
(DIR) Post #Aa4MGcBnpgbubbcqsS by jyarbrough@disabled.social
2023-09-23T20:06:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts The problem with trying to find the sweetest potato is that it's no longer the sweetest potato after eating it, meaning the hunt begins anew.
(DIR) Post #Aa4MS2RuXWB1EabiHQ by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-09-23T20:08:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts as a Pastafarian one is required to keep the colander near at all times to be ready to perform the ritual of calamari in case there is ever an outbreak of the elder gods...
(DIR) Post #Aa4MY0IpQul8JZCgUa by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-23T20:09:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keep the salt shaker with my towel !
(DIR) Post #Aa4MhRk0mr6G1HQ9a4 by Cognac@mstdn.social
2023-09-23T20:11:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts We are friends now. Do you also carry bottles of meds with you "just in case?"
(DIR) Post #Aa4MtlYOwvlgwVrfYO by jamesholden@mas.to
2023-09-23T20:13:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts #Mosstodon is calling you
(DIR) Post #Aa4PcleNdaOYBJFOaG by gretared@vis.social
2023-09-23T20:44:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts people need to keep those hypertension French fries away from me! Animals.
(DIR) Post #Aa4Q9xsNCgPpefcd7I by katzenamt@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T20:50:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts So far the sweetest potatoes have been the light yellow fleshed sweet potatoes in Uruguay. You'd think the purple skinned orange ones would be the tastiest, but nooooo they just have more antioxidants or whatever.
(DIR) Post #Aa4QGqSFC8EMfHgIAi by DoomsdaysCW@kolektiva.social
2023-09-23T20:51:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts There are very few things in nature that fill me with complete and total revulsion -- and one of them is slugs! A salt shaker (or packets) is an excellent object to have on hand! (And moss is great!)
(DIR) Post #Aa4SF2mObDsQDfNMOW by groovemd@19marbles.org
2023-09-23T21:13:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts The tensions around any so-called "slug war" are at a very low simmer diplomatically speaking. While I respect the right to bear salt, I ask that it be deployed primarily and responsibly for food purposes. Please do not exacerbate the delicate interspecies situation by using salt excessively or in public for fun.Remember: gastroNome leaves salt at Home, but gastroPods with salt are at Odds.
(DIR) Post #Aa4SIUyWE2jGXEh408 by Aileen22@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T21:14:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am with you and the moss 👍🏾😊
(DIR) Post #Aa4SlZBFfXdByYVg1o by Crito@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T21:19:29Z
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@lowqualityfactsI guess I recently learned why humans evolved to be so utterly disgusted by slugs: the number of slugs infected with "rat lung worm" is on the rise in the US.Also, what is this recent trend of not enough salt on French fries? I noticed it too.My favorite sweet potatoes are: #1: Japanese red-skinned white, #2: purple (inside) and #3 white sweet potatoes. It's not clear to me whether #2 is actually a YAM and not a sweet potato though...
(DIR) Post #Aa4SsujLweGIq4xpqq by Crito@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T21:20:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm gonna have to disagree on the pickleball one though - I think it actually REDUCES healthcare costs, not increases.
(DIR) Post #Aa4SxvijgvYjME4EZE by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-09-23T21:21:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts “God isn’t interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time. Forty-three species of parrots. Nipples for men!”“Slugs.”“Slugs! *He* created slugs! They can’t hear. They can’t speak. They can’t operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?”
(DIR) Post #Aa4TzYAmJPRirJWJqC by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2023-09-23T21:33:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts looking at the laid thinking what an interesting new person then I looked up and it was just you 🤪
(DIR) Post #Aa4VieaZP7Rtk8efuC by BluesHarp@musicians.today
2023-09-23T21:52:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pickleball. LOL. A new version of ping pong...
(DIR) Post #Aa4WmA3MyaSe9SMW6S by MarkRNay@ravenation.club
2023-09-23T22:04:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I got 2 out of 4. What does that mean?
(DIR) Post #Aa4WyMJ7F4G5dDXlbc by RichelleTrickel@twit.social
2023-09-23T22:06:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts may I recommend murasaki sweet potatoes? Like ‘em so much, grew ‘em myself because the local stores don’t usually have them. Also, unsalted fries are hardly fries.
(DIR) Post #Aa4XnBQVSLRIecEf5s by HannahC@mastodon.green
2023-09-23T22:15:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I also always carry salt with me!
(DIR) Post #Aa4Zka8LL6K2JycwIC by Krolowa@geekdom.social
2023-09-23T22:37:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts you had me until sweet potatoes
(DIR) Post #Aa4fD5HBe2VKmtAqIq by arose62@aus.social
2023-09-23T23:38:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I eat a salted moss diet to increase my strength for pickleball, because I use sweet potatoes instead of the wimpy standard ball.
(DIR) Post #Aa4hUQhPRpIk3pq1Hk by grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org
2023-09-24T00:04:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts have you ever had sweet potato syrup
(DIR) Post #Aa4hbDEZuPOEKKaRIO by NotYourSysadmin@infosec.exchange
2023-09-24T00:05:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm pretty sure the first one describes my spouse. 🤣
(DIR) Post #Aa4jmRzbZqdJC34NaS by JosephALangley@mastodon.social
2023-09-24T00:30:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry about the fries, those are mine.
(DIR) Post #Aa4kXU1BrcXN5OEots by pandaconurbano@social.linux.pizza
2023-09-24T00:38:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm joining the War on Moss on the side of moss.
(DIR) Post #Aa4llZYGBgkUFuzKpU by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
2023-09-24T00:52:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I carry salt to keep demons away with a salt circle, but I guess this counts if slugs are a type of demon
(DIR) Post #Aa50y6YSo49dOvW8jg by AvvieLanche@mastodon.social
2023-09-24T03:42:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts okay, thats me. Hail friend, well met!
(DIR) Post #Aa5N4fPiJSoUF7xW5I by nicksalt@mas.to
2023-09-24T07:50:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm sorry, I'm usually on your side but I really don't like sweet potato. The town where I was born tried to ban them in 1972 and it's a cultural thing.
(DIR) Post #Aa5um6ujExziTNmzHU by mrfusion@twit.social
2023-09-24T14:07:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like Moss as well.
(DIR) Post #Aa8RAWt1uc5CpCbO3k by cascade@ioc.exchange
2023-09-25T19:20:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts You underestimate the intelligence of the Slug Army's finest engineers. They have already thought one step ahead of you and more. :)
(DIR) Post #AaFBGYr9GOUVVkIOh6 by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-09-29T01:25:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know how to find those who like the sweet potatoes 🥔They Toot a lot
(DIR) Post #Ab43grWRnWffIUbQI4 by TeamAnts@mastodon.social
2023-10-23T14:30:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts you lost me at sweet potatoes
(DIR) Post #Ab43hh8TtsOjNDn19c by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2023-10-23T14:30:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Always boost moss
(DIR) Post #Ab43sDebqxVL7fpski by jaycee@toot.community
2023-10-23T14:32:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts works for me! But then I’ve always been a fan! 👏👏👏👏
(DIR) Post #Ab44aXxlhpdwqrvz8K by tino@rivals.space
2023-10-23T14:40:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I carry my chili, not salt, but I'm sure slugs would not like it. And also, it's so good with sweet potato fries.
(DIR) Post #Ab4BM5UPTM2CASFpk8 by pasmac@atmasto.com
2023-10-23T15:56:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts umm I like sweet potatoes. !!!! 🍠 :)
(DIR) Post #Ab4HKqXOB3tHELRIHY by snifffe@sigmoid.social
2023-10-23T17:03:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts moss is greatI don't read furtherFollow :)
(DIR) Post #Ab4hVbMTXVSM9l7j4y by cooopsspace@infosec.exchange
2023-10-23T21:56:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love moss, especially the ferny and pillowy stuff.
(DIR) Post #Ab4nemBHHXoY2kdzCy by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-23T23:05:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts With respect to the last, I carry pretzel salt for not only slugs, but also for when Auntie Ann puts too few on. Also, check this out:https://youtu.be/i-9VnQQ46ZM?si=trDg1u6TKH--c_0f
(DIR) Post #Ab4nvHZmK6GG2yyUvQ by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-23T23:08:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts With respect to the last, I carry pretzel salt for not only slugs, but also for when Auntie Ann puts too few on. Also, check this out:Riders in the Sky - The Salting of the Slughttps://youtu.be/i-9VnQQ46ZM?si=trDg1u6TKH--c_0f