Post Aa2IEhPydLR86sAOmm by PadreWil@mastodon.sdf.org
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(DIR) Post #Aa1nOhq4pHXljSfNR2 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T14:26:30Z
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Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:1. Make an account on every instance and create a unique introduction post for each one.2. Put a content warning on any post that includes the word "moist".3. Always use the hashtag #freethewhales. Otherwise, we will assume you are in favor of whale incarceration.4. When browsing Mastodon, please wear a helmet. Safety first.5. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.
(DIR) Post #Aa1nWZbPKjlqVHYYK0 by gpowerf@qoto.org
2023-09-22T14:27:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts very good tips! Number two is very important. #freethewhales
(DIR) Post #Aa1njbsMBzQbJphUv2 by Oeltanks@troet.cafe
2023-09-22T14:30:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wales?
(DIR) Post #Aa1nomA9NBncfgUE52 by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
2023-09-22T14:31:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts What if I am in fact in favor of incarcerating whales?#ArrestTheWhales
(DIR) Post #Aa1oSYNY2ZlpVLikKW by farah@beige.party
2023-09-22T14:38:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Number 2 🔥
(DIR) Post #Aa1p93CfpFk7Gftli4 by Mac_CZ@mastodon.macsnet.cz
2023-09-22T14:46:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts You didn't use CW and I was hit by moist.
(DIR) Post #Aa1qAavC32q65Q1RTM by StanWonn@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T14:57:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not doing #2 should be prohibited by the Geneva Conventions.
(DIR) Post #Aa1qH5fAfGTjAQcpwu by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-09-22T14:58:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts #freethewhales
(DIR) Post #Aa1rPaJggBSuVZBtoG by Robbes0211@nrw.social
2023-09-22T15:11:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts last one got me🤓
(DIR) Post #Aa1sBsPugZQaXt89BY by Gednet@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T15:20:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot to put a warning on that toot.I had to endure the M word unguarded.
(DIR) Post #Aa1sOg2I1sJPuYBUbA by fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk
2023-09-22T15:22:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Toot contains "moist" though. Where's the CW?
(DIR) Post #Aa1tbxTyZgVZju20C8 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
2023-09-22T15:36:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I shortcut this by using #KeepTheWhalesMoist
(DIR) Post #Aa1uJIH78zmwg7gAhE by cultdev@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T15:44:02Z
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@Mac_CZ @lowqualityfacts admittedly one of the disgustingest words
(DIR) Post #Aa1uPdXL0THOMFIB2u by retrohondajunki@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T15:45:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm pro whales with exception of Killer whales. :blobcat_robot:
(DIR) Post #Aa1un2mlIYmBKGfU2K by idlewise@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T15:49:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Aa1vMqLv08OBBtBOPQ by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-09-22T15:55:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts appears, I did it all wrong
(DIR) Post #Aa1vVevErt48LXuJGa by wpieper@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T15:57:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts whale incarceration is a regrettable, but necessary step in whale rehabilitation.
(DIR) Post #Aa1voXWab28UuCNevA by junesim63@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T16:00:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I object. Where is the content warning for "gusset"?
(DIR) Post #Aa1xYsRtEUV74kqFeK by zazzoo@mstdn.ca
2023-09-22T16:20:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Low,Your failure to put a content warning on this post containing the word 'moist' will result in an immediate suspension of your account on all instances.Please do not respond to this notice as I will also be suspending my own accounts immediately for the same reason.Love,The Official Mastodon Global Moderation Team
(DIR) Post #Aa1ydpSnrKgPDeC5sO by dyrocc@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T16:32:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts In what universe would anyone want to mention the word "moist"?
(DIR) Post #Aa21d4irwMii7L2aw4 by luvcraft@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T17:05:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Multi-Level Mastodon
(DIR) Post #Aa24NS8dPigDy7Kp6m by PacificNic@zeroes.ca
2023-09-22T17:36:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts content warning like that, right?
(DIR) Post #Aa24hisSt5dJfyR9v6 by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T17:40:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts That just makes sense! #iMayBeAbot
(DIR) Post #Aa24xIDPmgmFcOf13A by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T17:43:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts you forgot your content warnings.
(DIR) Post #Aa2A1RRhuI6PAw8wue by Karnbot13@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T18:40:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts In regards to point number 5, if I get my friends to join, when can I expect to get the pyramid?
(DIR) Post #Aa2DD5H6SojTkbQVfM by Ralph@hear-me.social
2023-09-22T19:15:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Moist blocking is a scheme by big Damp. Don't let you moistness be damped!
(DIR) Post #Aa2IEhPydLR86sAOmm by PadreWil@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-22T20:11:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😉
(DIR) Post #Aa2J4UgfDBhjgTfZ5s by TurbodemokratHB@hessen.social
2023-09-22T20:21:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Aa2SKvVm97nx6DUGDw by janggolan@mastodon.cloud
2023-09-22T22:05:11Z
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and now my dehumidifier has jolted into overdrive... 💦
(DIR) Post #Aa2Tx0TWEvtzS59Zg0 by lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T22:23:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts you have five friends??
(DIR) Post #Aa2wWFd8gNw9J5FOam by dstephenlindsay@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T03:43:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pardon, but what is your intent in boosting this?