Post AZwAmlGx2jyKPWqpay by bronakins@sfba.social
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 (DIR) Post #AZw9ChsI6BD7UfYngG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-19T21:02:36Z
       
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       I aim to master the bananarang some day.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZw9NhGyg0b0oRLdCq by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
       2023-09-19T21:04:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The fatal flaw as to cultivate cylindrical bananas rather than flat ones.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZw9X5X3qlH8erLh4q by PSiReN@syzito.xyz
       2023-09-19T21:06:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts #Maybe... #JustMaybe... #FilmIT in #BananaramaVision... #SpookySeptember...! 🧙🍌🤖🐺🤖🍌🧙 | 👻🦹🕵️🦄🕵️🦹👻 Fun Boy Three: It Ain't What You Do It's The Way That You Do It (Official Music Video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_kjctTbMHA
       
 (DIR) Post #AZw9anWIlFKVx6lKpE by avore_mem@mastodon.social
       2023-09-19T21:06:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Boomerangs are curved because kangaroos like eating bananas.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZw9isB1KazaiBeui8 by crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
       2023-09-19T21:08:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Originated in Australia, you say?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZwA67n7RWgVndZBei by mypalmike@macaw.social
       2023-09-19T21:12:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Why do you keep gaslighting!?!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZwAiRJ9KSUPKjonoW by smilingheretic@mas.to
       2023-09-19T21:19:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts As a boomer child of the sixties, I am so very glad the bananas lost out.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZwAmlGx2jyKPWqpay by bronakins@sfba.social
       2023-09-19T21:20:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Okay, I just threw my fifth (and last) banana — and NOT ONE of them came back to me. What am I doing wrong?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZwAyUNpf6RlVOf5km by skydog@sfba.social
       2023-09-19T21:22:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts They are still trying to develop a 'less than lethal' fruit.There has to be a solution to drive by fruitings!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZwGYFtbVGLqljOeye by JeremyMallin@autistics.life
       2023-09-19T22:24:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Or telephone handsets.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZwQJJ2WX03RiX4yUS by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-09-20T00:14:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's why they come back every spring!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZwQnNeZwS3EiLDgau by MediaBaron@mastodon.social
       2023-09-20T00:19:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts They are named after the musical group Bananarama.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZwtikLb2KQQJwU2PQ by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-09-20T05:43:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts yes…totally nothing to do with that other thing…okay just going to leave it here and walk away (whistles to himself down the alley)
       
 (DIR) Post #AZxErc5RDV5YLPzjsm by zendao42@universeodon.com
       2023-09-20T09:40:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Beats eating the current version 🍌
       
 (DIR) Post #AasUq6nBtecf4Un0We by ivgone2far@tooters.org
       2023-10-18T00:38:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The reason Bananas are yellow is that boomerangs were hard to find when they failed to work properly.
       
 (DIR) Post #AasUx97TdtugJfdMg4 by lonita@mstdn.ca
       2023-10-18T00:39:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's true. Just ask any Queenslander.
       
 (DIR) Post #AasUyPNof1KT2vsVyS by grumble209@techhub.social
       2023-10-18T00:39:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts There's always money in the bananarang stand.
       
 (DIR) Post #AasW9llTt0bJbLvdHU by Epicurus@mastodon.online
       2023-10-18T00:53:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Why does this fact keep coming back?
       
 (DIR) Post #AasXiPG7ebrHtHLCIi by AndreSolo@socel.net
       2023-10-18T01:10:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts true, you can actually test this one yourself
       
 (DIR) Post #AasY2gKVtXG4cu3xA0 by mcquiniac@toad.social
       2023-10-18T01:14:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts makes sense
       
 (DIR) Post #AasZdPNfyPmMjFcPOi by DavidBruchmann@mastodon.world
       2023-10-18T01:32:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's proven by flying fossils of bananas!
       
 (DIR) Post #AasZsPSRyABhJN0LxI by Meowthias@mastodon.world
       2023-10-18T01:34:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts When I hurl bananas at my family members at breakfast, there just isn't room for the banana to change direction; that's the part they never listen about over the ear-splitting polka music.
       
 (DIR) Post #AasaDD3ZGwmOvlHhGi by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
       2023-10-18T01:38:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts or G-spotters
       
 (DIR) Post #Aat0BofV3jP5oK1UWG by baqir@mastodon.world
       2023-10-18T06:29:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I read it the first time as "bananas are cursed" and thought that's fair 😭
       
 (DIR) Post #AateTqrzbpC6191NRo by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-10-18T14:01:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts A kid in the third grade told me that beer is made from the bruises in bananas. "And the bruises have to happen naturally," he clarified. "You can't just toss a bunch down the stairs or the beer won't turn out right."