Post AZuf4bWscCLpiLo1xo by inkican@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AZuY4W2sIy7H1jmYEa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T02:31:52Z
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Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:-Like ice cream.-Enjoy watching the sunset.-Have recurring dreams where Tom Hanks speaks to you in unsolvable riddles.-Have tracked down Tom Hanks to ask him why he haunts your dreams.-Are no longer allowed within 200 feet of Tom Hanks.
(DIR) Post #AZuYfmg5Qe2lKHtU3s by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-09-19T02:38:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts My soul mate!When can we get married?
(DIR) Post #AZuYw6YdHfOTcEBowa by secretsandtea@mindly.social
2023-09-19T02:41:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Does David S. Pumpkins count?
(DIR) Post #AZuZcLKgjzP5bOoAJk by MardraS@mas.to
2023-09-19T02:49:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, I *do* like sunsets.
(DIR) Post #AZuZeZDi4vopFibXbE by Mkagle@sfba.social
2023-09-19T02:49:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Jeez, you want everyone to follow you.
(DIR) Post #AZuaehkWT0rBexa8XI by killyourfm@layer8.space
2023-09-19T03:00:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Does 3 out of 5 count? I'm not saying which 3...
(DIR) Post #AZub8x3q6TOtpq2XSa by KlingonHipster@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T03:06:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts when i tried asking tom about this he just replied "did you wake from the dream, or did the dream wake from you?", so i can't recommend this approach
(DIR) Post #AZub9h80pI4Si6LWLo by skydog@sfba.social
2023-09-19T03:06:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do you like Pina Coladas?And getting high in your brain?
(DIR) Post #AZubE1Sr9tz8wM9x32 by mambearpnw@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T03:07:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, of all Bingo cards to win first prize. :)
(DIR) Post #AZubXqwnyDBw78cirA by val6bodie@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T03:10:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Years ago I was sitting at counter at Duke's on Sunset Blvd., Sunset Strip. Only other person at counter was Tom Hanks, he had cap on, was reading CATCHER IN THE RYE intently. I think it was when he was filming PHILADELPHIA, from what little I saw of his hair.
(DIR) Post #AZudcnz2cKTAHI9tpI by adamhill@hachyderm.io
2023-09-19T03:33:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts :s/Tom Hanks/William Shatner
(DIR) Post #AZudgKbBoKW4IjgRYO by DeniseGutzmer@ieji.de
2023-09-19T03:34:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts It really does take time and effort to find one’s people here, doesn’t it?I’ve found some but am still looking for more.
(DIR) Post #AZuf2L9eWaaOLlrVK4 by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-09-19T03:49:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry. Lactose intolerance 🤷
(DIR) Post #AZuf4bWscCLpiLo1xo by inkican@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T03:50:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts T.Hanks for your service
(DIR) Post #AZufDrOYzml9WmKUgy by JPK_elmediat@c.im
2023-09-19T03:51:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tom told me, before he woke up from your dream, that you should watch this video, and then ask yourself why Nosferatu sings this to the weeping cactus. I think it is some kind of Zen ice cream Koan that has started to melt beneath the full moon, as the frog sings in the lilac pond. I could be wrong. :bl46: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5cwIX__DwY
(DIR) Post #AZug3awpOKi9Zk1dqK by knwmoon@mastodon.online
2023-09-19T04:01:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Look.I’d settle for finding people to talk to on here who *are* allowed within 200 feet of Tom Hanks. Is that so much to ask??
(DIR) Post #AZuh7zzgJSF8Mo1YNE by VoordeMus@mastodon.nl
2023-09-19T04:13:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tom, is that the guy with multiple personality disorder?
(DIR) Post #AZuiOVTl7TBkbUWnSq by numbertheory@hachyderm.io
2023-09-19T04:27:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts 400 feet, judge was mean.
(DIR) Post #AZukTt15EcmaxaoAV6 by Heliograph@mastodon.au
2023-09-19T04:50:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts #teamTomHanks 😂 :akko_fistup: :awesome:
(DIR) Post #AZulHIByQATVEMScE4 by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-09-19T04:59:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, watch outhttps://youtu.be/oNnA_Espw0U
(DIR) Post #AZuloi8OzMlRFIj1KC by toybox@nrw.social
2023-09-19T05:05:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Aw crap, almost ! (I hate ice cream)
(DIR) Post #AZunlm2EELlANlZ4nQ by OutOfExile_IDR@neurodifferent.me
2023-09-19T05:27:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1) I enjoy sherbet.2) I like watching the moonrise because the sun keeps melting my sherbet.3) I am no longer allowed within 200 feet of Tom Hanks but, it's because…4) I tracked him down to ask if he knows why, "Electric Company" Morgan Freeman haunts my dreams wanting me to sound out two syllable words with him.
(DIR) Post #AZur5zafqAw64v0bzM by doggurujoe@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T06:04:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZusAt2ji8STAr24ye by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T06:17:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's frustrating, because in my dreams, he keeps getting closer than 200 feet.
(DIR) Post #AZutFdfoNmRSuL8iNk by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T06:29:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts"Are no longer allowed within 200 feet of Tom Hanks."Sounds like someone didn't solve the riddle.
(DIR) Post #AZuviFeYy3b8iVKK5g by fnordius@muenchen.social
2023-09-19T06:56:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts they are not unsolvable riddles. You are just terrible at Hanx101.
(DIR) Post #AZv1opKxoAZWqog6Gu by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T08:05:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.sociaI don't normally remember dreams but recently I dreamed Nancy Pelosi called me a liar and pushed me off a ten foot high stage while giving a speech to a troop of Boy Scouts. I still feel traumatized because of my fear of heights. 😨 *true story*
(DIR) Post #AZv45X3vCsaX0Hnfu4 by Disputatore@masto.pt
2023-09-19T08:30:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Disclaimer: I boosted that toot moved by envy and not because I fitted the description.
(DIR) Post #AZvGyX32A0UUKuNS7M by Dennis5891@mstdn.games
2023-09-19T10:54:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do indeed like ice cream. And sunsets. I also enjoy pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
(DIR) Post #AZvQzGV2Ah0AqMSjJo by MonarchNursery@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T12:47:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m not your people, I’m afraid😏
(DIR) Post #AZvSkL4z3rcWc1Hv9c by MaybeMyMonkeys@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T13:06:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts by know there should be a “People who stalk Tom Hanks” club
(DIR) Post #AZvaMkchEobAWBJuXA by Primo@donphan.social
2023-09-19T14:32:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts boostubg if all or if any apply?
(DIR) Post #AZwC3IURPOpy1Lbr6m by JonKramer@qoto.org
2023-09-19T21:34:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts it is like Tom can stop me, since I cover my eyes so he can't see me.
(DIR) Post #AZwC8giUlIXIbeknNw by JonKramer@qoto.org
2023-09-19T21:35:24Z
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@killyourfm @lowqualityfacts what kind of commie hates ice cream??
(DIR) Post #AZxErL2KbnVDSrPWBE by zendao42@universeodon.com
2023-09-20T09:40:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts No Tom Hanks dreams but Gene Simmons used to pop up enough that I was afraid he'd charge me royalties
(DIR) Post #Aa2YBqFSwbSVtXuSDw by margaret_agnes@mastodon.online
2023-09-22T23:10:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts small world!
(DIR) Post #AaqHaBM1TsI4rlEmMC by imbou@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-16T22:59:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts sunset!!!
(DIR) Post #AaqIZDRsJBMH1h4spU by forceofhabit@infosec.exchange
2023-10-16T23:11:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seriously, I know an "award winning" podcaster who who fits the last option.
(DIR) Post #AaqJXfcQhWnTlmqEdM by touaregtweet@mastodon.social
2023-10-16T23:21:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🧵 🍨 🍦 👆🏼 https://mastodon.social/deck/@touaregtweet/110514267607584449
(DIR) Post #AaqJuF9nFfkKMOD8Mq by KikoKate@mstdn.party
2023-10-16T23:26:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤔😏😒😣😖😳😵💫
(DIR) Post #AaqKOfbfTefh4zl1eq by lorq@small.circlez.social
2023-10-16T23:31:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts And Piña Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. And....
(DIR) Post #AasSGhnqcBqHWa5Twe by impergatox@troet.cafe
2023-10-18T00:09:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fun fact: The scene in Forrest Gump where Forrest ran through America and gathered a following was not acted. It was real footage of Tom Hanks trying to outrun the people who wanted to asked him if he haunts their dreams. He tried that for two years straight. Zemeckis heard about that, filmed it, and bought the rights to the Forrest Gump book to write a movie arround the footage. That's why this scene doesn't exist in the book.