Post AZnADL1cqq005MjAES by zedaardv@mastodon.world
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(DIR) Post #AZn9zoXWJvzbZKCHxo by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T12:59:05Z
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I wonder why.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZnA4oVRs8X2ufc0m0 by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-09-15T13:00:04Z
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@lowqualityfactsThey use Mag-lite instead
(DIR) Post #AZnACawOByTh9nvKgS by PacificNic@zeroes.ca
2023-09-15T13:01:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Makes sense. It's not like they're going to make a left-handed version. It would be soooooo expensive.
(DIR) Post #AZnADL1cqq005MjAES by zedaardv@mastodon.world
2023-09-15T13:01:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well there goes that dream!
(DIR) Post #AZnASImTThHTT6mASG by WecanbeGyros@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T13:04:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts stop rubbing it in. 😒 stupid torch anywayz.
(DIR) Post #AZnAZJRFQnlrXFBrGK by quoidian@mastodon.online
2023-09-15T13:05:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts They are sinister.
(DIR) Post #AZnAzVlGEojRHb2lvM by concretebadger@mastodon.social
2023-09-15T13:10:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I (a left-handed person) have never been asked to carry it. This particular fact checks out
(DIR) Post #AZnB4TGkvlL50B8l8a by CirinaTheUnwise@girlcock.club
2023-09-15T13:11:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts torch, you mean the fire cone?
(DIR) Post #AZnB8k5aKwrUKGx516 by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-15T13:11:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's because like so many things in life, they only make a right-handed version.:bobdobbs: Guess what...... did you guess it?I'm left-handed. :derpface:
(DIR) Post #AZnBIq8kh5LxzNFRrc by zeska@fosstodon.org
2023-09-15T13:13:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts they're inherently untrustworthy
(DIR) Post #AZnC3BvK2II6rz4IwS by glennsills@dotnet.social
2023-09-15T13:22:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...because...they are evil!
(DIR) Post #AZnFYi9SYwkFf9P1Iu by migmit@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T14:01:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts They are perfectly capable of carrying a torch in the right hand per regulations, but tend to masturbate in the process.
(DIR) Post #AZnFeCNjawBYrshDl2 by Anthonightshift@mstdn.ca
2023-09-15T14:02:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is "carry the Olympic torch" slang for masturbation? Asking for a friend...
(DIR) Post #AZnIqr1cbq2kG64yoq by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-15T14:37:51Z
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@lowqualityfactsTrue, but it’s mostly a safety measure. If you carry the torch in the wrong hand, you could burn down the amphitheater.
(DIR) Post #AZnMhd1pg8UQ3k2BSS by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T15:21:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts seems sinister...
(DIR) Post #AZnOrvxqKa3XajD4oi by lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social
2023-09-15T15:45:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts (If they carry it they have to run backwards)
(DIR) Post #AZnVq9juqJonPmnLbU by markusl@fosstodon.org
2023-09-15T17:03:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... except in the Southern Hemisphere, where it's the other way round.
(DIR) Post #AZne9lgim65aFHABtY by ChickenPwny@infosec.exchange
2023-09-15T18:36:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts they don't have the right to carry it
(DIR) Post #AalnTZJx3czpo2GfJY by swordgeek@mstdn.ca
2023-10-14T19:04:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dang righty-dominant world! Mumble grumble, left handed swords...
(DIR) Post #Aalr67nPcylraz7m5o by JSkier@social.linux.pizza
2023-10-14T19:44:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Good thing I'm ambidextrous 😎
(DIR) Post #AalrMCr6aH7nv9WIlc by dsmdexter@mastodon.social
2023-10-14T19:44:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts We don't want to carry their stupid torch anyway...
(DIR) Post #AalrPcSdq9WUCfhl4K by Nickiquote@mstdn.social
2023-10-14T19:48:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rightly so.
(DIR) Post #AalvwX2zOAscmmehfc by dcoscia2@social.vivaldi.net
2023-10-14T20:38:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts wierd too bad for me
(DIR) Post #AamLKlkcrzBaC1iiEy by djisin415@sfba.social
2023-10-15T01:23:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just crush my dreams.