Post AZmi2wFJKNeBcbNhRo by volpeon@is-a.wyvern.rip
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(DIR) Post #AZmhwslDNDkr4fPryS by kaia@brotka.st
2023-09-15T07:44:50.800252Z
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German is so efficient. You say "Fachkräftemangel" for "Companies not paying enough to attract suitable candidates and then complaining to the state to worsen the work environment for everyone so their shitty jobs find candidates again." what a beautiful language
(DIR) Post #AZmi2wFJKNeBcbNhRo by volpeon@is-a.wyvern.rip
2023-09-15T07:45:58.115Z
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@kaia@brotka.st Works for "Lehrermangel" as well :drgn_cool_fingergun:
(DIR) Post #AZmiSckuPmrShcPPiy by lain@lain.com
2023-09-15T07:50:14.598935Z
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@kaia wie, ich dachte "fachkräftemangel" liegt am rassismus
(DIR) Post #AZmjkop4O8StIKawUq by Relected@post.ebin.club
2023-09-15T08:05:05.939670Z
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@kaia my favorite German word is Natürlichwissenschafen or something like that
(DIR) Post #AZmkC5ipfHEpWfgL2m by bartholin@fops.cloud
2023-09-15T07:53:29.152705Z
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@kaia And "Hartz IV" means "technically not slavery" or something. It's a beautiful language, but sometimes difficult to translate
(DIR) Post #AZmnYZquca6XCssJDU by cafou@raru.re
2023-09-15T07:48:01Z
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@kaiaAnd also a funny language : https://bungle.online/notes/9jkajgp0qp
(DIR) Post #AZmnbBneVLkpTgazcu by ThunderComplex@musicians.today
2023-09-15T08:10:01Z
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@kaia You also only have to say "AfD" instead of "fucking nuts nazis that try to ruin Germany with their twisted ideals of """"family values"""""" "
(DIR) Post #AZmnphJe7qW5HFTjo8 by funbaker@chaos.social
2023-09-15T08:49:02Z
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@kaia Normally it works the opposite in Germany. Long Words consisting of multiple Words to label Things.
(DIR) Post #AZmxuXx9MYkJEDuIqG by ITDino@troet.cafe
2023-09-15T10:21:10Z
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@kaia Tja, Deutsch eben… 😎
(DIR) Post #AZmxuzntoXz1bdnJJI by project1enigma@wandering.shop
2023-09-15T10:22:33Z
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@kaia "and other companies cancelling full remote from their workers and then wondering about competent people leaving" what an efficient language indeed
(DIR) Post #AZnTPLovcQDn9jEKJM by Gehtso@social.tchncs.de
2023-09-15T16:22:47Z
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@kaia sadly true, but self-inflicted.
(DIR) Post #AZnVMbsPfK4ZzcgGVE by Life_is@no-pony.farm
2023-09-15T16:49:37Z
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@kaia Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetzesentwurfsdebattierklubdiskussionsstandsberichterstattungsgeldantragsformular
(DIR) Post #AZnVUk5yzYOZneuDcu by histoire@pleroma.skyshanty.xyz
2023-09-15T16:59:49.735320Z
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@Life_is @kaia >Average German word
(DIR) Post #AZnYEk65W9AB2C186q by Life_is@no-pony.farm
2023-09-15T17:11:00Z
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@histoire @kaia Average german music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAuftdVhiGg
(DIR) Post #AZnx2w1FrbIHOBDsyO by thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social
2023-09-15T22:05:02Z
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@kaia Personally, it sounds to me like someone gargling with broken glass, but when it comes to efficiency? I'll go with those bastids.
(DIR) Post #AZnymSLcc6PEdi1HBw by radi@ruhr.social
2023-09-15T22:26:29Z
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@kaia that’s why I’m thinking about leaving the country.
(DIR) Post #AZoo8dCG4ZCcMIHGYi by ErnstGucker@rollenspiel.social
2023-09-16T08:02:33Z
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@kaia wonderfully perfect translation
(DIR) Post #AZowwFDeIIJw6d62EK by cb1@chaos.social
2023-09-16T09:40:45Z
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@kaia and I thought Fachkräftemangel translates to employee mangle or wringer 🤔
(DIR) Post #AZp16u5JbxYjYpXKEa by Ann_Effes@berlin.social
2023-09-16T10:24:19Z
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@kaia Well ... No.(Payment is of course often an issue. But in many areas it is about the fact that there are e.g. 30 open positions and 5 suitable candidates. With payment and conditions you can regulate WHO gets the candidates, but not that all positions are filled. All in all "Fachkräftemangel" is not a subject area that lends itself well to blanket generalizations.)
(DIR) Post #AZp16unyvtHvnMQzr6 by kaia@brotka.st
2023-09-16T10:28:58.511263Z
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@Ann_Effes this was intended as a "shitpost" - deliberately provocative. I agree that reality is more complex than can be explained in a short message. however, many people seem to like the post :WThumbsUp:
(DIR) Post #AZpf1FDQ8BzBWeBSsK by Ann_Effes@berlin.social
2023-09-16T11:42:00Z
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@kaia Many like the post because it offers a simple explanation to a complex problem and presents a culprit (or enemy even): "the companies".That is dangerous in my opinion, because the topic is related to immigration: With the retirement of the boomer generation, there is a lack of workforces in many areas: we have just not enough people.That can probably only be filled by immigrants.Arguments that this is not the case but only about money play into the hands of xenophobes such as AfD.
(DIR) Post #AZpf1MoBtsYf4iRQf2 by alphao@mastodon.world
2023-09-16T17:55:47Z
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@Ann_Effes @kaia For the IT industry, the sentence is true. „Companies“ try to find people with 20 years of experience in Data Science and AI plus Fullstack development experience and project management skills and don’t find people here in Germany for the same wages they can get from Pure Indian Players or Nearshore Players.
(DIR) Post #AZpmCXypP868aUh9ii by slesa@social.saarland
2023-09-16T19:11:54Z
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@kaia Oh, German also say "Lobbyismus" when they actually mean "Korruption"
(DIR) Post #AZqbUP8690Bg0sIs5Y by HarastaEva@wien.rocks
2023-09-16T20:11:07Z
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@Relected @kaia I think you mean „Naturwissenschaften“, but „Natürlichwissenschaften“ is an excellent word and really should exist. Maybe with the meaning „mansplaining“? Or „elementary science experiments“?
(DIR) Post #AZqbUQ5eZZpGzaAQuu by Relected@post.ebin.club
2023-09-17T04:51:18.035329Z
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@HarastaEva @kaia Yeah, i was thinking more like (explaining non-scienflrific topics) would be more fit
(DIR) Post #AZqrvkpt9BxIQ3qj44 by DesRoin@geekdom.social
2023-09-17T07:28:20Z
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@kaia The jobs don't even have to be shitty, just the pay usually is ^^'
(DIR) Post #AZrGhx27V03d345MJM by DjDog@social.tchncs.de
2023-09-17T12:31:31Z
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@kaia and also means "We dont give apprenticeship for pupils right after school and only take trained stuff who shows cheap untrained how to work".
(DIR) Post #AZrGluJHZ8MPlF01Zo by Haselnusstafel@troet.cafe
2023-09-17T12:29:39Z
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@kaia And they are mocking people who get Bürgergeld, they should go work instead.
(DIR) Post #AZrMR11E1jfwDAyUE4 by Ann_Effes@berlin.social
2023-09-17T13:21:39Z
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@alphao @kaiaI'm afraid I have to disagree here as well. This is one of those common images that may have been true in places 5-6 years ago.I was working in IT.5 years ago we could find experts, often we had to decide whether we want to meet their expectations.In the last 4-3 years it was not about payment or conditions anymore. It was only about just getting applicants. ANY applicants. We lowered our requirements and trained the people on the job (which is more expensive btw).
(DIR) Post #AZrMR1usgoC8zn0vya by alphao@mastodon.world
2023-09-17T13:34:42Z
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@Ann_Effes @kaia well, then let’s agree to disagree, as I have other experiences.
(DIR) Post #AZrNAWT5wf9omWi4oq by kaia@brotka.st
2023-09-17T13:45:28.652726Z
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@alphao @Ann_Effes I have the exact opposite experience interning in HR of a large German software company last year. 1% of candidates applying get hired. 96% fail the pre-screening, 4% get interviewed, 1.5% get offers and 1% accept. I was surprised at the amount of people getting filtered for formal reasons.
(DIR) Post #AZritpj4pavDiDzd56 by kkarhan@mstdn.social
2023-09-17T17:48:14Z
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@kaia EXACTLY!The problem is not finding candidates - every job vacancy can be filled - but not at every cost...I.e. I'd consider diving in raw sewage if that filty business would get me paid 6 figures AFTER taxes...Everyone has their price...
(DIR) Post #AZsz6fgpFZ1Am52lCS by HistoPol@mastodon.social
2023-09-18T08:02:23Z
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@kaiaVery interesting, in particular as it was a SW company and US companies often pay double or more than the top rate in Germany, even working remotely here seems to be paying better for skilled workers, I learned recently.So, what were the "top 5" formal reasons people were filtered out for in the prescreening? @Ann_Effes @alphao
(DIR) Post #AZtF1SQajDiBSizBRo by aquasscum@zeroes.ca
2023-09-18T11:12:17Z
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@Ann_Effes @kaia Have to disagree as well. I'm one of these 'desperately needed' Fachkräfte (skilled/trained labour), but I can't find a job where I can work 20 hrs/week for an adequate wage (I actually do have 20 years job experience, no, I'm not working for minimum wage). And no, I can not work full time, I'm caring for my disabled parents.
(DIR) Post #AZtHCFuJos4diyAQWe by afilina@phpc.social
2023-09-18T11:47:32Z
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@Ann_Effes @kaia I tried looking for a job recently. I have plenty of experience and an considered an expert worldwide. And yet must companies either offer shitty salaries or work environments. I try this every 5 years or so to discover that companies get worse with time. I also know plenty of devs who spends months searching. There is no shortage. There are bad workplaces that waste people's potential and pretend there's a shortage to justify their shitty conditions and hiring practices.
(DIR) Post #AaO5AxzI3uXaPlgzbM by quantensalat@astrodon.social
2023-10-02T07:49:10Z
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@kaia In English, it's called "No one wants to work anymore!!!"
(DIR) Post #AaO5Bbj2JlJ3ewOZou by DO6FP@social.darc.de
2023-10-03T08:16:40Z
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@quantensalat @kaia You missed the "ö" in work.