Post AZmAObCGs4vWGi7HVo by Bishopjoey@writing.exchange
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(DIR) Post #AZm9Ft391ejL4s85dQ by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T01:15:30Z
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That explains a lot.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZm9NvStvfEgsy0gvA by slessans2@mysportgallery.com
2023-09-15T01:17:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually, this may be accurate.
(DIR) Post #AZm9RVpFCN16WYAfZI by bikenut@mastodon.social
2023-09-15T01:18:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts four if double stuff
(DIR) Post #AZm9VI4EIG2h0mywPg by nosmaharba@mastodon.world
2023-09-15T01:18:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts 2 Oreos = 2lbs
(DIR) Post #AZm9eDtlA8qQgkLP0a by xibee@mastodon.world
2023-09-15T01:20:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I actually believe this one
(DIR) Post #AZm9rrEYE4YmRvZREO by adayley@mastodon.world
2023-09-15T01:22:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts You know, this sounds like a medium quality fact.
(DIR) Post #AZm9yINYDJq0NNql9c by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2023-09-15T01:23:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Finding a strand of rope fiber in an Oreos bag has curbed my appetite for them.
(DIR) Post #AZm9zqkDvd11FVCDp2 by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-15T01:24:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts you left out the word "only". twice.
(DIR) Post #AZmA4rJNFRKSSI1feK by imbou@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-15T01:25:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts accurate!
(DIR) Post #AZmAObCGs4vWGi7HVo by Bishopjoey@writing.exchange
2023-09-15T01:28:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Word.
(DIR) Post #AZmAPjCMbiarNGhLNI by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-15T01:28:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you don't want the weight gain, you have to snort them.
(DIR) Post #AZmCIDDpIQww5AvUJs by cturnbow@mastodon.world
2023-09-15T01:50:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hell you gain a pound just for looking at them
(DIR) Post #AZmEPzPKk2cpSl92XI by capla@mstdn.jp
2023-09-15T02:13:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts You gain two pounds for every pound of Oreos you eat. That’s why they are called Oreos.オレオを1ポンド(453.6g)食べると約1kg太る、それがオレオと呼ばれる所以ですBecause they are O-really fattening😉なぜって、おーマジ俺お太りますってねOreos are not just cookies, they are popular all over the world for their weight-gaining effects, and they work immensely well when dipped in milk. That’s like adding fuel to the fire✌ただのクッキーでなく体重増加剤としてオレオは世界で人気なの、牛乳に浸して食べれば、効果絶大よ。火に燃料を与えるが如くにね✌
(DIR) Post #AZmFd4xJWcj4O9qPHE by redknight7146@aethy.com
2023-09-15T02:27:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts you kid but a lot of fatphobes seem to unironically think this way
(DIR) Post #AZmJFZKxJfT9TtwoQi by kelexyn1203@mastodon.social
2023-09-15T03:08:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts this explains why I'm losing weight, because I have cut off my Oreo consumption!
(DIR) Post #AZmTv9eMD3ANWCUUOe by foolishowl@social.coop
2023-09-15T05:07:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oreos are made of dark matter. You can taste it.
(DIR) Post #AZmaDGsqeXFYtII5Ts by Wlm@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-09-15T06:18:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s the same principle as this really: burning steel wool makes it heavier.https://youtu.be/TsnLmgWXw-E?si=3dVTUVJO4ldX-okY
(DIR) Post #AZmhA77JCycVPUUoZk by writeblankspace@fosstodon.org
2023-09-15T07:36:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts for a moment I though you were talking about the currency Pounds.
(DIR) Post #AZnTrJ7HGXcKsU8x0q by StanWonn@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T16:41:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts And yet, amazingly enough, Oreos are vegan!
(DIR) Post #AZnXbTCGQ2GjKDBBAm by valkraider@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T17:23:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keep it up & you’re gonna have to change your profile name.
(DIR) Post #AalUlWWYIQghDQ0f2W by glennsills@dotnet.social
2023-10-14T15:34:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts So true. This can be counter acted by eating a pound of organic oatmeal raisin cookies .
(DIR) Post #AalV4DU9J2QHfanbhg by turux@mastodonapp.uk
2023-10-14T15:37:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts checks out.
(DIR) Post #AalVOEqNxqaffvkO9o by Scotter@newsie.social
2023-10-14T15:41:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about if you eat them straight from the freezer?
(DIR) Post #AalVoigZdUODkzmjpY by alexf24@mstdn.social
2023-10-14T15:45:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts What? You didn't know that?
(DIR) Post #AalVyCEDAP57zJ2OG0 by JeremyMallin@autistics.life
2023-10-14T15:47:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Makes sense. Every ounce of Oreos costs at least two Pounds. 😉
(DIR) Post #AalWafHXats16HwE4G by beingextorted@mastodon.social
2023-10-14T15:54:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I find that difficult to swallow!Using that metric, I should be the size of a small planetoid.
(DIR) Post #AalXqVmEnhwwD1Psvo by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-10-14T16:08:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hot air balloonists have known this for decades.
(DIR) Post #Aalh0CVuAxKIwpTKXg by la_sombra@mstdn.ca
2023-10-14T17:51:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd suspect that of being a very high quality fact indeed if it didn't violate the laws of physics. 😕
(DIR) Post #AalslOATlHB8CR9aro by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-10-14T20:03:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is bad news for those of us who eat oreos by the pound.