Post AZjEsfNe2f1P60Za6K by uzayran@cyberplace.social
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(DIR) Post #AZjCZhWhdfQwLEdeaW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-13T15:09:10Z
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Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:-don't trust people who enjoy watching baseball.-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a funnel cake-related incident.-think that cops should give you a chance to get out of a speeding ticket if they cannot solve a riddle of your choice.-wear dozens of socks at the same time just in case you step on a nail.
(DIR) Post #AZjCgFy2V8XQtaYDZ2 by martinlentink@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T15:10:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts all of the above
(DIR) Post #AZjCq0UAut87mAEPVg by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-09-13T15:12:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sooooo close! But gonna say nope
(DIR) Post #AZjDEOdglZ8zdWJMG0 by mloxton@med-mastodon.com
2023-09-13T15:16:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Think all organized sports other than darts and snooker are faintly childish an embarrassing.- Am planning to write a short story in which someone goes up in flames as a result of a funnel-cake incident, as foreseen by a psychic who died choking on a candied peanut- Think cops should be armed only with a whistle and a roll of kitchen wipes- Wear hiking boots just incase I may have to strike out into the bundu on the way to Home Depot
(DIR) Post #AZjDRwxEUhtHpNupLE by Highlandista@universeodon.com
2023-09-13T15:12:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m already following you but if I weren’t you’d have had me at funnel cakes.
(DIR) Post #AZjDbiBKH1e0uIA7ns by BeisbolCards@mast.mastodonsports.social
2023-09-13T15:20:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts - I secretly hate baseball and am waiting for the day cricket rules as if it was the 19th century.- Run over by a train at the mall, but yes.- the riddle usually has a president on it, and they keep the riddle.- I'd have to be deep into the tundra to wear two pairs
(DIR) Post #AZjDdFThxnnOSoUe92 by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T15:21:00Z
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@lowqualityfactsI love baseball, and let me tell ya, we baseball fans are the friendliest, most trustworthy folks you will ever find on this planet.I mean, c'mon, would I lie?
(DIR) Post #AZjDgJF4QSyv0R6dhw by dcmcdon@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T15:21:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts you really have a connection with your inner child. Kudos!
(DIR) Post #AZjDwvYVkEXYT07i0e by jblack@ieji.de
2023-09-13T15:24:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts dang, you had me all the way up the socks. Multiple kitchen gloves is the true way to avoid nail hurt!
(DIR) Post #AZjEOz6K9ls3ZSJleC by mentallyalex@beige.party
2023-09-13T15:29:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts how did I never know the funnel cake thing!?
(DIR) Post #AZjEcTb45LCHut87d2 by raichu@hachyderm.io
2023-09-13T15:32:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts You humans need to wear a dozen socks for that? :blobfox_w_:
(DIR) Post #AZjEsfNe2f1P60Za6K by uzayran@cyberplace.social
2023-09-13T15:34:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can it also be a funny rake-related accident?
(DIR) Post #AZjFEutZ2SvpaL72o4 by partnumber2@c.im
2023-09-13T15:39:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I dispense with the socks and just hammer a nail in my foot every morning. It leaves me more time to enjoy someone else’s breakfast.
(DIR) Post #AZjFLdMKdT7hE1ltOy by TheMarshmallowBear@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-09-13T15:40:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Does the "once saw a psychic" work if it told me YOU will die in a funnel cake related-incident that may or may not involve peanuts?
(DIR) Post #AZjFZW8cHSk8soyb3o by davidtoddmccarty@me.dm
2023-09-13T15:42:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts So, if we like baseball we should unfollow you?
(DIR) Post #AZjFrQ3hccM5F1DLVY by TonyJWells@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T15:45:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about bundt cake?
(DIR) Post #AZjGNf3TOwwV1BTtBI by danielahedges@social.linux.pizza
2023-09-13T15:51:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not me, but that's not a bad way to go out tbh.
(DIR) Post #AZjJRoJ1FVCAjIQGdU by MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social
2023-09-13T16:26:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is three out of four enough? I don't care about baseball fans one way or another.
(DIR) Post #AZjLFOWhTCh3D41sQ4 by robchapman@ohai.social
2023-09-13T16:46:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts already follow, but boosted you because I'm certain there are many people who should be based on your criteria.
(DIR) Post #AZjMt2HLhmx5kPJbQe by lenkotarski@urusai.social
2023-09-13T17:04:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts you probably have interesting stories to tell!
(DIR) Post #AZjNGkKi4x5Z2WC2kq by caseyjonesed@awscommunity.social
2023-09-13T17:08:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts hold it… baseball? GO BRAVES!!
(DIR) Post #AZjQ6cDdgwOmqCkMaW by Ralph@hear-me.social
2023-09-13T17:40:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Although my specific idiosyncrasies differ from yours I do believe that social evolution is just a sideshow for the lunatic fringe.
(DIR) Post #AZjQRJ3O8vXFTwonEe by Adventurer@sfba.social
2023-09-13T17:44:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts The socks part requires a conversation. May I suggest one or two pairs and a good pair of slippers instead?
(DIR) Post #AZjSvjdw33TMXlYAPA by Plumbert@thecanadian.social
2023-09-13T18:12:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is there an implied "and" or an implied "or" between each of these statements?
(DIR) Post #AZjWZ2wMXFLdY6bd0i by TenPenny@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-13T18:53:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Re the socks:Did you know that if you put on a clean pair of socks every day, in a very few days, your shoes will not fit?
(DIR) Post #AZjaPb39GIjeG5WsxE by NorCalWineLady@sfba.social
2023-09-13T19:36:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts One, or all?
(DIR) Post #AZji9ppVLGbb678uzg by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
2023-09-13T21:03:03Z
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@lowqualityfactsthe cop riddle one actually seems like a great law.
(DIR) Post #AZkIJby5KYtXLu7L16 by Amr1ta@mastodon.social
2023-09-14T03:48:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts if at all there more than one person with such quirks, I would expect them to infect other people, rather than being each other’s confidant.