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(DIR) Post #AZcnkqWOs7s3cdxHCy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-10T13:02:47Z
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZcnq9X9c2xa2Fq1Ym by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-09-10T13:03:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Humanity: slow on the uptake since the dawn of time.
(DIR) Post #AZcnrBft8dySxsPu3k by Kahte@toot.aquilenet.fr
2023-09-10T13:03:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣
(DIR) Post #AZcnwWmO6Aqbrt0Ge0 by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-09-10T13:04:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts And here i thought men used it for shaving…
(DIR) Post #AZco6sXi2QZUGH4btg by software_defined_redneck@mas.to
2023-09-10T13:06:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh, that explains why pain means bread in French
(DIR) Post #AZcoCmigbIp3wJ1Xou by avuko@infosec.exchange
2023-09-10T13:07:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts They came up with the idea after they discovered a “great princess” had said: “let them eat sliced bread*”.*) Fun fact: the quote actually mentions bread, not cake.
(DIR) Post #AZcoKcRofy6KOirw00 by markusl@fosstodon.org
2023-09-10T13:09:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts The guillotine's use for executions was inspired by a piece of cockney rhyming slang: "loaf of bread" = "head".
(DIR) Post #AZcp8eoQ9tKwD7Imtk by Laukidh@infosec.exchange
2023-09-10T13:18:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have one for my bagels
(DIR) Post #AZcpUSIxLFVDn2ykYi by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-10T13:21:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts True that. Then Guillotin decided to make a bigger version and see what happens if he stuck his neck in there. He quickly learned what happens. His wife, Guillotine, discovered him. She had the foresight of not sticking her neck in there, but instead patented the device. That's where we get the name of the device.
(DIR) Post #AZcpgkwfrW2Z4tQEG8 by boggysturge@mastodon.social
2023-09-10T13:24:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts actual fact: the last death by Guillotine happened in 1977 in France. Rare fact. I looked it up again to be certain and it happened today September 10th. Wooeowoow #french
(DIR) Post #AZcq6j9R9gsp2hm9g0 by laemmerbiss@digitalcourage.social
2023-09-10T13:29:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts But it wasn't in France, it was in Scandinavia...
(DIR) Post #AZcqZZ5hdcIKEtmQ5o by Oeltanks@troet.cafe
2023-09-10T13:34:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well known fact
(DIR) Post #AZcrbZEQBaz7D0NPZw by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-09-10T13:45:59Z
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@nuncio And cigars! (Before miniaturization)Sometimes at the same time! 🤭 @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZcuEsv37cBHTFBvE0 by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-09-10T14:15:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZcuVGUbFCiHDQd93Q by jstritch@mas.to
2023-09-10T14:17:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's the origin of the phrase, 'the best thing since sliced bread".
(DIR) Post #AZculR7ZUlG2oSZPua by proedie@mastodon.green
2023-09-10T14:21:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts They first had to invent the ginger bread man before they got the idea.
(DIR) Post #AZcutNqFZVKmxVG2rI by thakman53@mastodon.social
2023-09-10T14:22:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts They had bigger, tougher, loaves of bread back then.
(DIR) Post #AZcyAFVw5QiDusUQSW by mrbruno@mstdn.social
2023-09-10T14:59:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Like there's something wrong with that? What do YOU use YOUR guillotine for??
(DIR) Post #AZd0IP6kV7IRtbj0oS by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-10T15:23:18Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis is, in fact, why the two end slices of the loaf are referred to as the heel and the head.
(DIR) Post #AZd4mHo0cATbkiSp5U by pesasa@mastodon.social
2023-09-10T16:13:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZd9S3Lr912Wu3T1Vo by philip_cardella@historians.social
2023-09-10T17:05:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is why head and bread rhyme.
(DIR) Post #AZd9Ylht93qMCqyUbo by jstatepost@mstdn.social
2023-09-10T17:07:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 The #Guillotine was the best thing before sliced bread was the best thing. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AZfKw2SoUtG0eJ8rse by tobyink@toots.toby.ink
2023-09-11T18:23:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I'm surprised that so many people don't know this."I'm not sure whether I enjoy the facts more or the little comments which accompany them.
(DIR) Post #AaVayZJb5SM97JtrUG by housepanther@masto.goblackcat.net
2023-10-06T23:28:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts But did it slice white, rye, or sourdough!? 😹
(DIR) Post #AaVbKzOymGZiOX6mrA by TSAguilar46@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T23:32:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's why the guillotine was never used in the USA. The bread is shitty, soft and spongy, it couldn't be cut. 😂
(DIR) Post #AaVbfZ37wzGwkGhLwu by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-10-06T23:36:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts For a fun weekend, try the following: 1. Google "lucid decapitation." 2. Read about the subject while eating bread.
(DIR) Post #AaVg1SoAEgLxZkOgt6 by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T00:25:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts A baking accident that seemed like a good punishment for loafers.
(DIR) Post #AaWC1JelSTghj2ySHI by Le_M_Poireau@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T06:23:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's not true
(DIR) Post #AaWMO2qH8fTRmLpp9E by shreegupta@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T08:19:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts and sword was not for slice head they were for slice potatos
(DIR) Post #AaYSYaf72LE3uYD8Ua by zendao42@universeodon.com
2023-10-08T08:38:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also cheese cuz France