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 (DIR) Post #AYf0o3hDW06zzgEeR6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-08-12T16:46:18Z
       
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       Awesome.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf11WZHTsuFIrwbUe by johnhattan@dobbs.town
       2023-08-12T16:48:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I joined the Illuminati a few years ago, but I quit because they didn't assassinate me. Posers.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf1oCHZgtzAZus4tk by hidewithin@mastodon.social
       2023-08-12T16:57:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts “Why?”
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf2MFhnTGHR2YNKLo by neurothing@metalhead.club
       2023-08-12T17:03:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I work for them since 15 years... And all I received is a badge with a depicted wall lizard.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf3euOZ1fP0P6q5BY by KJMDuffy@mastodon.ie
       2023-08-12T17:18:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I still have mine. It lives in the puddle just below my sink. I call it Adam Weishaupt II.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf4U1BhWz4sEuC3bU by stumblewyk@jawns.club
       2023-08-12T17:27:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that's not true! Mine was completely full-grown!
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf4t4O8lgnFPCxQ6S by phi1997@mastodon.social
       2023-08-12T17:32:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThey used to give regular dragons, but they ran out
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf5PbS7N7RPDdKZpg by Lizards_cast@dice.camp
       2023-08-12T17:37:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that would definitely convince me to join!
       
 (DIR) Post #AYgRiUAN4vBaGyOnRo by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
       2023-08-13T09:22:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I really think we should end this tradition. They're a ruddy nuisance when they grow up and keep trying to eat your cats and dogs. I took mine back to Indonesia and just let him go back into the wild. It was an emotional  farewell... I was bloody angry when he bit me and tried to drag me into the forest as his first meal in the jungle. Do you still have yours?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYgt6LKMI3z4ZVffEm by SusannaH@mastodon.nu
       2023-08-13T14:29:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I wish I knew this before I deleted my invitation.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZZeWgZfQ1xlN16pWq by WuMargaret@infosec.exchange
       2023-09-09T00:33:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Very plausible
       
 (DIR) Post #AZZg25c2TdlrxLkzia by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
       2023-09-09T00:52:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's funny. If you talk to the Komodo dragons, they are going to tell you that each new baby Komodo dragon gets an Illuminati member. :catthinking:
       
 (DIR) Post #AZZgZQEQpu3xShbpOS by Dinkenfunkle@mastodon.au
       2023-09-09T00:58:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh, sorry, there's been a typo in the brochure.  That should read: "a baby, a kimono, and a dragoon."
       
 (DIR) Post #AZZj59CpsAcNpg7Nr6 by morecowbell@mastodon.social
       2023-09-09T01:26:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I got mine in 2006.  She got big.  Went after a Catholic Bishop last week.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZZm6daUhSJuDAaPY0 by crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
       2023-09-09T02:00:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🦎
       
 (DIR) Post #AZaeaIanFysbF9Gjei by sethlombardy@saturation.social
       2023-09-09T03:12:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts still waiting