Post AZVJ46VfCP2FU48mDQ by bioluminescently@disabled.social
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(DIR) Post #AZVIXoArpmqZLp0tqy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T22:10:06Z
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Trying my hardest to make more friends on here. Please boost to help me socialize. My hobbies include:-putting snakes in my neighbor's mailbox to help him overcome his fear of finding a snake in his mailbox.-learning Russian so I can write authentic Crime and Punishment fan fiction.-editing Matt Damon's Wikipedia page to state that Matt Damon was responsible for preventing Y2K.-trying to get unbanned from Wikipedia.
(DIR) Post #AZVImR5ZwmXY64Vz28 by KlingonHipster@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T22:12:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts thank you for spreading the good word about actor/system administrator matt damon. he saved us all
(DIR) Post #AZVInTS8dyc5iZYu5A by TSAguilar46@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T22:12:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Boosting Low Quality Facts? It's my pleasure. 🙂 😀 😅 😂
(DIR) Post #AZVIrurUgDINsqXXHc by thehubble101@toot.wales
2023-09-06T22:13:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts well, if you think this will help ...
(DIR) Post #AZVJ46VfCP2FU48mDQ by bioluminescently@disabled.social
2023-09-06T22:15:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm specifically picturing the Matt Damon puppet from Team America: World Police and I hope Wikipedia will honour that as his profile photo in this sacred context.
(DIR) Post #AZVJerYHm4H5o9tYCu by SkipHuffman@astrodon.social
2023-09-06T22:22:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't remember him there, in the war room at midnight December 31, 1999. He must be a ninja.
(DIR) Post #AZVM5l5O7gKZTsKa6S by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-09-06T22:49:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wasn't it Chuck Norris who prevented Y2K?
(DIR) Post #AZVMOfV771I5f3Nfuq by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-09-06T22:53:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mine is getting the Wiki to include a section in Amelia Earhart that I am her love child. Well I am.Also fanfiction about that.
(DIR) Post #AZVNfJ5VnQ2t1eu4y8 by TonyJWells@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T23:07:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please remember to include snake food with the snake. This is core Fedi etiquette.
(DIR) Post #AZVNyxGcdQeB8pT9O4 by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
2023-09-06T23:10:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts For sure. You need all the help you can get. (I won't tell your neighbor.) 😘😘
(DIR) Post #AZVO3cMHnftdk5LFq4 by suntour@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T23:11:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Blocking exhausts on diesel dualies.
(DIR) Post #AZVPIVXnWAZYuEOG6i by BurrLand01@mastodon.world
2023-09-06T23:25:41Z
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I'll try......but...... I dunno if this will help.
(DIR) Post #AZVQ6cAr8rLXwoYJCy by Computeforloot@twit.social
2023-09-06T23:34:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂🍺
(DIR) Post #AZVRA4m3MeIFTJAJZw by bituur_esztreym@pouet.chapril.org
2023-09-06T23:46:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts .3 and .4 seem related. .4 will be the toughest.. as God once said to stárets Silouan: "keep your mind in hell and don't despair" ^^
(DIR) Post #AZVX5k6QsRz7vZ0xaC by MonarchLady@mindly.social
2023-09-07T00:53:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not unless you quit putting snakes in your neighbor's mailbox! Mailboxes get blazing hot in the sunlight and being confined in one will quickly overheat and kill a snake. Seriously, though I know you aren't being serious. Have fun!
(DIR) Post #AZVcSSa6geWC17Xvii by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
2023-09-07T01:53:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't quite put my finger on it, but something in this model sounds potentially like it isn't actually a recipe for success.Will have to get back to you on exactly whatever that niggling little detail might be.
(DIR) Post #AZVcufHp2k7LWtRWXg by TenPenny@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-07T01:58:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Back in 1999, my father asked people what we would do about Y2K when all of the YKK zippers failed. He loved the confusion that would result. I miss him.
(DIR) Post #AZVkPYnduUh24F0QHA by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2023-09-07T03:22:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts All do-able goals!
(DIR) Post #AZVlW5SHVjHt2QgrOC by 3wombats@aus.social
2023-09-07T03:34:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Boosting but I have no idea if it will help. I find there’s very little action here
(DIR) Post #AZVng7srXGCrNJ2QXQ by turbobureaucrat@hachyderm.io
2023-09-07T03:58:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts @jeffhorton, когда будет готов фанфик по «Преступлению и наказанию»?
(DIR) Post #AZVrQ6zDVKPrm5d5ns by arose62@aus.social
2023-09-07T04:40:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think you may have misunderstood"Using Python to send mail"🤔
(DIR) Post #AZVtnHB3ypDHwzLNzs by Blort@social.tchncs.de
2023-09-07T05:07:23Z
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@lowqualityfactsMore snakes-in-mailboxes should do the trick.@maddiefuzz
(DIR) Post #AZWEWdoAgU5WFkXsye by FlotteBiene86@nrw.social
2023-09-07T08:59:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts How to get banned from Wikipedia? 😁
(DIR) Post #AZWIwknlhkthHy42LY by alster@universeodon.com
2023-09-07T09:49:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rest assured, you are one of my favourite people on this site
(DIR) Post #AZWNWzS96nsayEU6pU by AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social
2023-09-07T10:40:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want to thank you for helping me get over my fear of Matt Damon by having him jump out of my PO box at the Post Office.
(DIR) Post #AZWi2lTuaWa9zLjtho by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-09-07T14:30:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dick's 5 & 10 in Branson has the biggest collection of snakes, FYI. SNAKES 🐍
(DIR) Post #AZY1hZ3DnlYRb1NpVw by ohrite@sfba.social
2023-09-08T05:45:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Меня зовут Разбойников, и я раб капитана Джеймса Т. Кирка с ISS Enterprise
(DIR) Post #AZYbMuB3UhlHdvHXlo by libationlegacy@mastodon.online
2023-09-08T12:25:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts So you're saying that you're not the guy who wrote Ramaswamy's Wikipedia page? So much for my suspicions.
(DIR) Post #AZYpM7cPQw3KOmb5dY by lensandpedals@ohai.social
2023-09-08T15:01:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m willing to be your friend on Tuesdays.
(DIR) Post #AZcmvw6kLK6uB9gE3k by jmcrookston@mastodon.social
2023-09-10T12:53:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts You should see what Matt Damon is writing about you on his talk page on Wikipedia. Yikes. Would labored it
(DIR) Post #AZcmxG2fiHZeIGP85o by jmcrookston@mastodon.social
2023-09-10T12:53:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts You should see what Matt Damon is writing about you on his talk page on Wikipedia. Yikes.
(DIR) Post #AaNQY93uxNXlIln4ts by dcrooks@mastodon.scot
2023-10-03T00:54:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Would learn Russian to read your Crime and Punishment fan fiction
(DIR) Post #AaNQc4KIVS23lwK5fU by fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-03T00:54:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Definitely unusual hobbies. And what do you do for a job?Or should I dare ask?
(DIR) Post #AaNRMpxtidFAqG99NI by afeeney@universeodon.com
2023-10-03T01:03:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Stop being so modest! Your other exciting hobbies that have caught interstellar attention include:- Signing petitions to get Congress to sing "The wheels on the bus" at the opening and close of each day- Concocting a line of mascara and eyeliner for boa constrictors - Disclaiming responsibility for the assassination of Julius Caesar and fingering Brutus and Cassius- Training a hummingbird to land on Mike Pence's head by showing it videos of that fly
(DIR) Post #AaNTUO9FE2TMnIBNOi by deepmud@mas.to
2023-10-03T01:26:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought I was the only one doing the snake thing! 💜
(DIR) Post #AaNTesz9QcDBKVT0Xw by Salty@mastodon.nz
2023-10-03T01:28:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts "-editing Matt Damon's Wikipedia page to state that Matt Damon was responsible for preventing Y2K."I thought I was the only one!
(DIR) Post #AaNVUz7ZxaCTN9ocng by rcury@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T01:49:37Z
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this is the best post i have ever read in this platform.
(DIR) Post #AaNcyxQfVziwUVz3HE by myprettykitty2023_2@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T03:13:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is hilarious