Post AZUvlPXluQCW4LFCQi by gilesforyou@mastodon.coffee
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(DIR) Post #AZUb6AX6ocayYezVHE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T14:03:17Z
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Another person criticized me for promoting my Patreon. Let me put this into perspective. People spent $74.6 million to see the 2019 film Cats in theaters. At the current rate, it would take 34,158 years for my project to bring in as much money as Cats. I like to think Low Quality Facts provides at least as much entertainment value as Cats, a film which one critic described as "The worst thing to happen to cats since dogs". In conclusion, here's my Patreon:https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZUbCeWeDV5VJdroMy by HelenG@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T14:04:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe you could do a Patreon-only run of Low Quality Cats?
(DIR) Post #AZUbG77ENNVQr4d36O by SplatterDaddy@kolektiva.social
2023-09-06T14:05:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's some low quality criticism.
(DIR) Post #AZUba1lHzWlo2erSrY by aemarielle@piaille.fr
2023-09-06T14:08:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Were you criticized here ? Who are these people ?
(DIR) Post #AZUbzaddSTQXRuTEUC by hopesquara@cupoftea.social
2023-09-06T14:13:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I cannot - at present - afford to support your patreon, but I do fully support you having one 😁 also this comparison is top tier 👌
(DIR) Post #AZUcAAVUxChZadhzsW by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T14:15:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd understand if they criticized you for having too much quality. But not trying to pay your legal bills. SMH
(DIR) Post #AZUcNMUNiTqkW3Tehk by tmyakal@bbq.snoot.com
2023-09-06T14:17:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is a mind-opening premise that makes me want to start my own Patreon. My online presence provides at least as much value as the worst films I've ever seen.
(DIR) Post #AZUdouHEImEN521Y12 by theawkwardtsar@stranger.social
2023-09-06T14:33:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts In the last 10 minutes I have done some deep research into people who criticize Mastadon fact purveyors w/Patreon accts. Here are my findings. Subjects of the investigation:- are unable to think critically- feel power by being part of a wave that insulates them from reality- take direction solely from the wave and cannot make their own decisions- are flummoxed by anyone who is not part of their waveIn conclusion, here's your Patreon:https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZUeBg7p5FgxqkTyO8 by m0nkeyh0use@twit.social
2023-09-06T14:37:53Z
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@lowqualityfactsDo you like Low Quality Facts?
(DIR) Post #AZUecMPkTaoCXJadxg by jose_suweeet@mstdn.ca
2023-09-06T14:42:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your facts are the compression artifacting of a digitally produced Nova special. If one looks close enough they can play popcorn the game.Who wouldn't love that?
(DIR) Post #AZUgiVF6lVkvYxfa8O by benny@kirche.social
2023-09-06T15:06:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts shated, because screw conventions
(DIR) Post #AZUgjl8l8z1X9rIc4G by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T15:06:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sure are a lot of humorless dunderheads out there.
(DIR) Post #AZUgz4dkvShHyo6GdU by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T15:09:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts you've gone to the dogs, eh?
(DIR) Post #AZUh7l6kupZ40Xo1Wy by proedie@mastodon.green
2023-09-06T15:10:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Haters gonna hate. :flan_shrug:
(DIR) Post #AZUhEoEfgYYPjds12W by Buttonseed_Nikki@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T15:12:04Z
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Geez. It's meant to be entertainment people... It's not @lowqualityfacts fault if you believe the low quality facts...
(DIR) Post #AZUhrd01Oa26BEWnse by Madmonkey@mastodon.uno
2023-09-06T15:19:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts try with an OnlyFans. With cats.
(DIR) Post #AZUiW4HPO2YYN8waXY by ghostly_pup@aethy.com
2023-09-06T15:26:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Okay but I like this logic tbh
(DIR) Post #AZUit0jEkvkC1EttL6 by FeralRobots@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T15:30:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Self Righteously Opposed to Self Promotion is easily one of Mastodon's most irritating stock characters.
(DIR) Post #AZUjR3XsmzysbKp8Do by BigMcLargeHuge@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T15:36:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here's one person praising you for posting your patreon. That' should even out at least 1 jackass. :)
(DIR) Post #AZUjVL9zEyv2OFgnuC by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T15:37:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Try 3D or something.
(DIR) Post #AZUkBS5Jsvb21saRd2 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T15:45:04Z
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@mj Haha thank you so much for your support! I will always think of you as a hero. No matter what anyone else says. Even if Tom Hanks told me that you are not a hero I would confidently say "No Tom, you're wrong. I respect you but you are incorrect Tom."
(DIR) Post #AZUmAY5CIaIcFbE71c by sepfeiffer@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T16:07:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts would you consider adding a one-time contribution option? I support @stux on a quarterly basis. 😻😻
(DIR) Post #AZUmWfLDzakB8KGlqi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T16:11:20Z
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@sepfeiffer @stux If I can figure out how to add that then I'd be happy to!
(DIR) Post #AZUnF9kmHXwICFR7aK by ilgaz@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T16:19:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Let's not forget giving world's richest man $8 ;-)
(DIR) Post #AZUnGkdmccAUtDvQvY by zappes@mastodon.online
2023-09-06T16:19:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts @adipoeserPursch While I claim the right to ignore this, I‘d be willing to defend your right to post it in the first place with everything I‘ve got.
(DIR) Post #AZUnqOuAuaQJu2ajIm by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-09-06T16:26:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts FFS, you are not putting a gun to their head and demanding money.You might want to give that a try, though…
(DIR) Post #AZUrXDeQveUzJXKyum by Robotron@esoteric.party
2023-09-06T17:07:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts i find people promoting stuff on here - it doesn't/shouldn't matter, but especially people who post all the time and 1/20 posts is "hey by the way here's a way you can put $ in my pocket"
(DIR) Post #AZUrmw8Dpl3pbylWZU by NerdRage42@c.im
2023-09-06T17:10:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts and they didn't even give us the butthole cut.
(DIR) Post #AZUro4IEyUfRDJzVuC by NWengrov@tooot.im
2023-09-06T17:10:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts There's nothing wrong in promoting your art and asking to be paid for it. And yes, Literary art is still art. It takes time to think up, and takes more time and effort to put into a persentable graphic form.I, as someone who appreciates what you do and am entertained by some of it (It's ok, not every post has to cater for every audience), I am proud to be one of your pateron supporters. Rock on!
(DIR) Post #AZUrtJAh5Kjwo1xZlQ by zazzoo@mstdn.ca
2023-09-06T17:11:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm just curious what the critics have said about Low Quality Facts. Could you post some recent reviews?
(DIR) Post #AZUtwblQcBPdFLqLho by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T17:34:27Z
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@NWengrov Thanks again for your support and this is the most reasonable take I have heard on it all haha
(DIR) Post #AZUu9CNKJxBqGlZd4K by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T17:36:08Z
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@zazzoo "Low Quality Facts is my new obsession" -The New Yorker"I spend every waking hour looking at Low Quality Facts" -The New Yorker"My wife has divorced me because of Low Quality Facts" -The New Yorker
(DIR) Post #AZUvToUARA44DEAPqK by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T17:51:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts You can never be wrong when you stick with low quality facts.
(DIR) Post #AZUvackOThmzpl0Kiu by irisjadegrimm@peoplemaking.games
2023-09-06T17:52:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, but you’re still selling these as NFTs on OpenSea which was a worse idea than Cats.
(DIR) Post #AZUvlPXluQCW4LFCQi by gilesforyou@mastodon.coffee
2023-09-06T17:54:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've seen that film, and thought this about it:https://366weirdmovies.com/apocrypha-candidate-cats-2019/As to your remarks more broadly, I hope those jokers calm down and quiet down. Good luck out there.
(DIR) Post #AZUvuqNNW4U3tVsewq by Yup_Its_Holly@mstdn.ca
2023-09-06T17:56:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey peeps criticizing… sit down. No one is forcing you to donate. People need to make a living. Time and effort goes into this.
(DIR) Post #AZUxCed41v2ud1H3Ls by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T18:10:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts #ReleaseTheButtholeFacts
(DIR) Post #AZUxN8A9508H7Yk8WG by zazzoo@mstdn.ca
2023-09-06T18:12:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Until this, I've never before agreed with The New Yorker." -- Zazzoo
(DIR) Post #AZUxh58q1P5fXie3ii by PatrickoftheG@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T18:16:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts You needed to have been on hard drugs to have enjoyed the 2019 Cats movie, whereas Low Quality Facts can always been enjoyed.But also on hard drugs.
(DIR) Post #AZUzwsbCccYjBVZaiG by speculater@toot.io
2023-09-06T18:41:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts just start a low quality OnlyFans and they won't complain.
(DIR) Post #AZUzzT208f44kxLFhI by sullybiker@sully.site
2023-09-06T18:42:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I really don't mind. People have to make a living.
(DIR) Post #AZV7YWKcYkNco4iFfs by lewiscowles1986@phpc.social
2023-09-06T20:06:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I Loved the film Cats.Artists should accept that not all films or art are universally liked. Those critics can go........... (think of very mean things, apply them)
(DIR) Post #AZVHIBi6SadFl8Xywi by eedly@mindly.social
2023-09-06T21:56:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nobody should fault you for promoting your Patreon page. My only criticism is that the link to your Patreon page is an actual link to a Patreon page, and not like a 404 or a link to a Partyon page or maybe even this very informative infosec blog:https://blog.duck.rodeo/
(DIR) Post #AZVKgJCKZaE7nHsZA8 by jbzfn@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T22:33:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low Quality Cats?
(DIR) Post #AZVLecuEQZzYICAvC4 by rticks@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T22:44:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am tempted to start a mastodon account that just calls out the freaks that do things like this and nothing else so we can micro fedi block em
(DIR) Post #AZVbrfEcg90EXwx43E by trivorak@mastodon.social
2023-09-07T01:46:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts you should have worded it as “another idiot doesn’t want me to do what I love to do for a living” ❤️
(DIR) Post #AZVpZ2xndANtzo6E9A by Monika_UK@mstdn.social
2023-09-07T04:20:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts What makes me laugh is that nobody forces them to pay. I bet they don't bat an eyelid while paying for cost of advertising included in the price of literally everything they buy.
(DIR) Post #AZVsWn8Jofj4BMdU9I by alexpsmith@beige.party
2023-09-07T04:53:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ugh, we couldn't get away from the advertising for Cats in the early/mid 80s!
(DIR) Post #AZVsXKxA4f0H4bg3Tk by Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2023-09-07T04:53:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts The logic is clear.
(DIR) Post #AZVuryGLpdO6gocUoy by davidnelsonnm@mas.to
2023-09-07T05:19:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts “To dream … the impossible dream …”Wait, right idea - wrong musical. Carry on LQF.
(DIR) Post #AZVz3dZoy1hppCXrlo by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-09-07T06:06:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe you should rename your account to LowQualityCats.Then everybody would be happy. Because who doesn't like cats?
(DIR) Post #AZW0inRTIDQ0FTpVk8 by TomSwirly@toot.community
2023-09-07T06:25:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts People like to complain.If they complained about the real problems in our world, they would have to admit how badly off we are. So they complain about you instead.
(DIR) Post #AZW1Mu9jkXxqefexsm by biptoot@mas.to
2023-09-07T06:32:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts every time you're criticized, an angels friend's neighborhood snitch gets their wings (Low quality crowd sourced facts)
(DIR) Post #AZWWfmCadybU4ETNsO by camstonefaux@furry.engineer
2023-09-07T12:23:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts …Well, guess that only means…
(DIR) Post #AZWWud5Kp52g8RA5w0 by cweickhmann@qoto.org
2023-09-07T12:25:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Plus, I've never seen a butt hole in any of your posts (please don't ever change that!).
(DIR) Post #AZWZ0MIYLfcpiYCiga by maartenpelgrim@mastodon.nl
2023-09-07T12:49:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts almost inclined to give you some money now:)
(DIR) Post #AZhSWN7kFT0x96TmXg by Tertle950@mastodon.social
2023-09-12T18:52:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts @zazzoo Fun Fact: These are all the same critic.
(DIR) Post #AaL20sQ91QyAuts2qW by tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2023-10-01T21:09:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts @zazzoo "if we can't get rid of Low Quality Facts we may be out of a job" - The New York Times
(DIR) Post #AaL2A8A1s18iL8kHQ0 by arnfinnp@expressional.social
2023-10-01T21:11:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I loved Cats
(DIR) Post #AaL2VCSz3aItm7erHU by JamesBazan@mastodon.coffee
2023-10-01T21:15:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is this a round of "Two Lies and a Truth"?
(DIR) Post #AaL2mRGXHqWmb53VnE by tsiolkovsky@infosec.exchange
2023-10-01T21:18:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts there are some mean spirited people out there, arn’t there ? Keep doing what you do and hopefully one day I’ll be able to afford to sub..
(DIR) Post #AaL7ABANCANvQrkUHA by ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
2023-10-01T22:07:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sadly, mostly of those people that saw Cats in the movies have since been involuntarily committed. The likelihood of getting money from them is fairly small.
(DIR) Post #AaLFiFyKdJYpofsQoS by hapbt@epsilon.social
2023-10-01T23:43:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts as long as it was a low quality promotion I’m ok with it
(DIR) Post #AaLjO3G3BxLjDWRjOq by dan_lerch@mastodon.social
2023-10-02T05:15:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts screw the haters
(DIR) Post #AaLk4khC56rY6EVHhg by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-02T05:23:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts fuck those people. you beat cats all hollow.
(DIR) Post #AaLkRBaCnOmRrMvqQi by mitexleo@buddyverse.xyz
2023-10-02T05:27:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts @sepfeiffer @stux You can use Buymeacoffee for that.
(DIR) Post #AaLkmdM0jrgm4UWHxI by mitexleo@buddyverse.xyz
2023-10-02T05:31:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who's that low quality guy ? Anyway, I can't support you via patreon atm so I boosted the post. Also the comments on this thread made laugh hard 😆.. And here's my patreon : https://patreon.com/mitexleo 😀
(DIR) Post #AaLtu31CcIhpHaOfVw by XenoDangerEvil@dpw.social
2023-10-02T07:13:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts i feel like no one said that. Get your money. I'll still follow you but making fake drama about you making money doesn't seem interesting
(DIR) Post #AaMGM7a9RNMgXKXGXg by glennsills@dotnet.social
2023-10-02T11:25:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts We are living in dreary times. My personal policy is to support (a little) and boost anything that is even marginally funny. We all need it. Keep up the good work.
(DIR) Post #AaMU1AeEFIJDK1LZaK by homestudiodad@mastodon.social
2023-10-02T13:58:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keep nagging, arts need funding and if not we who?
(DIR) Post #AaMZMZqkExzLKuECES by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-02T14:58:11Z
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@tsiolkovsky Haha thank you, I very much appreciate the kind words!
(DIR) Post #Ac0aZfKF0JLBwzYttI by quietmarc@kolektiva.social
2023-11-20T20:12:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have literally never thought of it this way, and you're absolutely correct. (I have no money, but I hope my boosts have helped)
(DIR) Post #Ac0c2XsPsSInCUskM4 by BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne
2023-11-20T20:28:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣 You do, indeed, provide far, far more value than the movie Cats. If the price of that value is you "passing the hat," far be it from me to tell you no. 😜Fuck the naysayers. Figuratively, not literally.
(DIR) Post #Ac0i2uGlDn4YNJpARM by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-11-20T21:36:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Never give up 👍
(DIR) Post #Ac0isPBA3kon0alHVo by superheroine@disabled.social
2023-11-20T21:45:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts fun fact: my parents took me to see CATS the musical at age 2 and i have been and am obsessed. so i went and saw that movie and had a ball, but do not think they were faithful enough to the original adaptation. Mr. Mistoffelees and Rum Tum Tugger needed to flirt more, and i stand my that.your posts are awesome entertainment, and you would have done my toms more justice than CATS (2019). and i think you would have released the infamous butthole cut we were deprived of.
(DIR) Post #Ac0kpkINIDchXUzli4 by old_baby@jorts.horse
2023-11-20T22:07:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts writing jokes is labor, these people must just be looking for reasons to be mad.
(DIR) Post #Ac0kuQiHWgewFpLYLw by sezduck@twit.social
2023-11-20T22:08:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts True. You are 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 as jellicle as Cats.
(DIR) Post #Ac0lILb8CF71L6PHbE by winterknell@mastodon.social
2023-11-20T22:12:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts [That fake short hair on the screen is really annoying. Congratulations.]
(DIR) Post #Ac1AqkQgsS5f3M1Vz6 by Gillick@hachyderm.io
2023-11-21T02:58:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Quite a bit more entertainment than Blue Beetle.
(DIR) Post #Ac1c9Ht1v9UKnFLNZ2 by CosmicBlaze@mastodon.world
2023-11-21T08:04:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂 great reply!🐈
(DIR) Post #Ac29FWpEaYdhLl9ULg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-21T14:15:33Z
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@quietmarc The boosts are always greatly appreciated!
(DIR) Post #Ac2Dl24er8Z73mdzl2 by tarheel@mstdn.io
2023-11-21T15:05:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts That is an awesome pitch. :)
(DIR) Post #AcM6QHmuQMWlCEhWBE by OldGodsGames@dice.camp
2023-12-01T05:18:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Think you're selling yourself short while overemphasizing the quality of Cats.